In the parable of the scorpion and the frog, the frog is not an aspirational figure.

Apparently we don't get the feed on AMC+ anymore. So no Joe Bob tonight, and I'll have to cancel AMC tomorrow. #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #MutantFam #31NightsOfHorror @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

"nobody over 30 knows anything about the culture that informed this guy" jokes on you some of us spend way too much time looking at terrible shit online

this is fascism, not communism. why the hell do yall not fucking say that?

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

If you set off fireworks on July 5th, I'm coming to your house trick or treating on November 1st.

Well that was the weirdest episode of Severance.

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

Men will literally be visited by three spirits on Christmas Eve instead of going to therapy.

Yay, Rare Exports! #TheLastDriveIn

Lmao they're so scared, this is deranged

“I don’t like the term ‘skeet’ we should call it something else” listen.. life is short. no one here actually cares what you as an individual call your posts. the part that’s upsetting people is that they feel like you’re trying to tell them what to do post, tweet, skeet, squirt, idgaf

At a concert, and there is a whole section of the theater where so many people are wearing the same pattern of flannel that it looks like they are just one amorphous blob. It's the most Colorado thing I've ever seen.

Amigo the Devil is the perfect combination of chaotic goblin energy and emotionally intelligent serial killer with a banjo and no one can convince me otherwise. #amigothedevil

Cancel subscriptions if you want, but billionaires don't buy newspapers to make money.

my hero

Alcohol is proof the universe wants us to be happy, coffee is proof it doesn't want us to feel bad about it the next morning.

RIP Kris Kristofferson youtu.be/DK8TSJuBMgM?...

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,056,011!

"and this....". Never seen her so clearly want to call him a motherfucker.

Transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prison, lol. My God is here trying to make sure his quotes sound unbelievable.

She had to insult the rallies, it made him lose his shit

Was trying to think what a modern version of fade to black would look like, basically The Cable Guy I think #Mutantfam #TheLastDriveIn

Congrats everyone, we've crossed the hallway mark. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFam

Love the logic of, if a zombie bites a human they become a zombie, so if a human bites a zombie they become human again. #TheLastDriveIn

It's great, the wood paneling everywhere, the shaky grainy VHS, it's like he's trapped in one of my grandparents home movies. #TheLastDriveIn

Evil loves kids and kids love evil, hell of a name for an album. #TheLastDriveIn

So these movies are like Evil Dead right? Like the first is pretty straight forward, the second is basically the same movie but with added comedy. Does the third send the driller killer back to the middle ages? #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFam

Those two guys have more sexual tension than anyone else in the movie. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFam

Our first cafecitos (espressos) of the marathon. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFam

I like that this also accounts for conservatives who become more liberal because an issue suddenly affects them personally, like they have a gay child or something.

That was a random ass ending #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFam

One of the problems with liberals is that they can't believe things could ever get "that bad", naive denial is their defense mechanism. So takes like "trump couldn't mean that" are very in character.

Doc, we need a couple more minutes with this patient. #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebobbriggs

Killing new coke is fine, but get them to bring back Surge. #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebobbriggs #DonnieDarko

Saw Godzilla x Kong today. So much destruction in the final fight, they killed a brazilian people.

the man just does not miss   aside from, you know,

FEELING PUNK?

(D) Coloradans can oppose genocide while walking to the mailbox. Vote “noncommitted delegate” to protest genocide on March 5.

a US air force servicemember self-immolated in front of the israeli embassy while screaming “free palestine”. the fact that this wasn’t reported at all by any major news organization is. enraging.

Joe Montana's former team won.

Americans are torn. Most think Donald Trump is a terrible rapist. And the rest think he’s a wonderful rapist.

Business culture and American society in general needs less management and more leadership. That sounds kind of trite and dumb but management culture in my experience is really geared around *making the manager look good to their bosses* which is actually cancer to the overall organization.

Very long NYT op-ed on swatting that does not reckon with the idea that maybe "anonymous callers can dispatch gullible policemen to assassinate you based on lies" is the problem. Instead:

I imported 21 friends from Twitter to Bluesky