Warm and purring little guy.

Day four of new job. Took my meds at the wrong moment and threw up in the parking lot. Otherwise good.

Today, common people from Penha entered the woods on one side of the mountain. The region is called Pedreira, as it is an inactive quarry. They found 60+ dead bodies. Some with clear marks of torture. A beheaded young male. Most shot in the back and in the head. The total count is between 121-128+

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Panera Bread moves to ‘shitty bread model’. “This sucks ass, we’re really excited”, say executives who will parachute out of the failing company with $377 million dollars each

Stella’s night walk

(Cornering my new coworker in the breakroom and making DreamWorks face at them) what if Franz Ferdinand’s head just.. did that?

My first day at my new job begins in eight hours. Let’s go!

George Will’s observation that most of the staff at the National Review hated Nixon until it was established that he was a crook is the skeleton key to the next 50 years of American conservatism

The NYT is hyping up a British writer I adored as a teen.. I refuse to read this and find out how transphobic he is

🎵 I been here for years

A very relevant look from yours truly on the ripple effects of a shutdown nearly a decade ago, and in hindsight, how Congressional Democrats were just plain wrong about how they negotiated with Republicans then

Perhaps most amazing are De Vries’s memory jars. He took shards of shattered vases, reconstructed their original form in glass, then filled them with the shards: 2/x

My new joystick has been stuck in Dallas for 3 days. This country is falling apart

Always entranced by the texture of the ocean in this one. Something between aluminum foil and the Moon

I'm starting the new all-in-one hosting service to compete with squarespace and qix and all the others. It's called Hostapalopoloo.za

The suskind/Rove thing about creating their own reality basically came true. Parallel media structures existed then but they rule now

Puffknucle. Hot Tub Foot. Lucy Liu Flu. Parker Posey Pox.

What if Breitbart lived, but the toilet died? Our panel investigates.

A day when I remember why I don't go out and drink anymore. Also I'm old and my mouth will be dry forever.

Trump accidentally recreates Gran Colombia

OKC gay bars so far tonight

The weather is turning just as I’m getting ready to head to the gay bars.

Vertical takeoff into hover, then transitioning into cruise flight in Pivotal's EVTOL

I'm calling it "Recession Indicator Bingo" and it's actually very fun.

This is the only photograph of Alikchi Courthouse I can find online: either just before or after the execution of a baseball player for murdering his uncle "because of a disagreement about a woman"

Caltrans spent hundreds millions of taxpayer money on hydrogen trains without a plan and is now scrambling to find a use for them. They picked the LOSSAN corridor to show off at the Olympics and because NCTD was easy to work with. This is a great example of failed infrastructure-driven planning.

Grape Gasby

House up the street has put up a life-sized black cat cutout right next to the curb, causing me to nearly swerve into oncoming traffic many times this month

Also this happened, I got a real job. Still kinda sinking in.

I made spaghetti - basil pesto, feta, romano. Maybe I will cook some ground beef for my second serving.

get your pre-atomic steel here

Bernie has Corbynitis :(

The Nazi on-ramps I remember: the website “achtung panzer” + a bunch of Battlefield 1942 & Red Orchestra servers hosted by clans named Das Reich or 69th Fallschirmjager or whatever with Texas ping

I might have just been struck by good lightning. Stand by.

“America was never the same after LBJ because we learned that a President might lie to us” was funny then and it’s funnier now

I think I’m too tainted and vulnerable to run for any federal office and I don’t have a single tat

he could have gotten another tattoo of calvin peeing on the skull if he really wanted that senate seat bad enough. guess he didn’t

probably the first time in history since the 18th century where the leaders of all the major powers -- trump, xi, putin, modi, erdogan etc -- are all personalist regimes. not sure what this means but worth noting

I'm off work tomorrow, it has been a decent few weeks since the last update/hotfix.. time to play Victoria 3 again.

I expect to meet all of my greasy, slimy followers there

Forgot I even put this in the last video before someone sent it to me again

Children and toilets should not be in video games. That's why Morrowind is the best game. No kids, no crappers

sometimes after they tuck the president in at night he secretly stays up past his bedtime posting a hundred AI slop videos from the same account he uses to issue official policy statements. it rocks.

We’ve all been there (Little Egg Harbor, New Jersey)

My ennui.. my saudade.. my poopy bad brain feeling…

Mamdani chuckles. “You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”

“Calling the meeting to order”. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.

There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.