Why do we have to cut these things SO damn close.

There's no bluer state than Virginia clearly.

Shipping railcars at polar time be like:

I've now driven every square mile of Indiana interstate highways, and finished them off right.

He knows what time of year it is...

NGL, if we start explosive nuclear testing again, I'll be touristy...

Mfw the PRR fucks me again by being overcomplicated and rediculous.

I can see you all love baseketootccerball.

Go my favorite sports team!

When you're making biscuits but you're still kind of mad about something

Spent my day driving that good cush across state lines.

Well, it's true

*screams in PRR*

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

I got so demolished by trick-or-treaters last year I bought 18 lb of candy and I'm still not sure it's enough

Might be the last time I see these until I'm scrapping them. (Not really, maybe... it's classified)

My friends keep dragging me to see these damn things.

Stuart Saunders and his PRR can suck my left wing, green hat ass. -Al Perlman, probably

I am currently in the car with another railroader. I read this to him, he had a stroke-seisure, he wrecked the car and we're both dead now.

I need to clarify. I don't hate this Railroad. I hate all railroads and steam trains equally.

Stupid train. Stupid steam.

Like a glove. On to New Jersey tomorrow.

Wtf is this verification shit and why did I just do it because I feel I have to?

Somebody missed me

Sleeping on the floor while being beat around all night. Whee.

I can't believe we just did this. It shouldn't have happened. Against God, Nature, and Amtrak, this charter prevailed.

Rocking out on one of the last charter trains in the US.

This film touch toucha touched me, and made me feel dirty. Its still great, 50 years later. Tim Curry is such a queen of kings.

Here in beautiful LA, you can find Disney, Hollywood, Metrolink, and for a limited time, a random assortment of fancy trains

Taking a sh*t at 80mph just hits different

Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

What a space.

Cool place to wake up

LOOK GARY, THRRE I AM

I've been quiet because of boy, will I be posting next week.

They've invaded Ohio, and I'm so happy

What am I even doing with my life? (Yes, that's a piano)

Big toys for big boys.

Posting this every tuesday until everyone knows Suction Cup Man 5 is coming soon

Ugh... I'll take one of each...

COME ON!!! JUST DO IT!! (This car has been charging for like an hour)

I hate how good this buisness is as buisnessing. The small town attack squad was impressive.

Beautiful 😍

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