Cashpig just spoiled me baaaaad 🙂‍↕️

The fact that Lumon is styling her so fiercely for NO REASON

soy El Chapo Roan

Apple with Japanese House kinda the superior version

I keep laughing remembering Emilia Pérez launching her nonprofit to address the violence she personally inflicted

Es una rata rica

so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports

Bootlickers get the boot.

Good for Twin Cities Pride for giving Target (a major Minnesota company) the boot 👠

i miss my twitter friends

They should add raytracing to Balatro

Hello again everything feels wrong

I cant believe as a CS major I have to ultimately end up working for these losers

I like to say “I’m watching the YouTube” or “I’m going to the Target” like I’m 74 years old

bro is horny and smelly after his workout

Met up with @instintoprimal.bsky.social to let him sniff my sweaty uncut cock and cream his hairy hole 😈 New 30 min video now in my OF! onlyfans.com/1429101099/j...

It’s been long enough, I think we need another d*ad CEO 👄

Taking backshots from Luigi Mangione like I run United Healthcare…

So if you care to find me, look to the golden arch

thick bi italian COCK ❤️

Birthday is coming in a few days and xmas is around the corner, if anyone wants to get me a lil gift I made this list 👉🏼👈🏼 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

CHALLENGERS SWEEP

people in the comments are like “yeah but always for unwholesome reasons” babe have you heard of gays

CDMX giving more quality hole and pole than any other city oh 🤤

Me anytime Laura Dern appears on screen for the first time in anything: “it’s Laura Dern”

Thinking about the tall dad with a long thick uncut cock I saw at the bathhouse yesterday 😮‍💨

Thinking about the tall dad with a long thick uncut cock I saw at the bathhouse yesterday 😮‍💨

gm

if i beat you in mario party you have to eat my ass

My pits smell like cum????

And I did

Skeet a non-religious-picture you think of as holy It's giving accidental Renaissance painting idk

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

It was me guys I play it every day

I just realized everything is real

Getting ur man a push present for push day

This dick corrupts

Horny! 😡 Unimaginably Horny! 😩 For some cock, some pit, some bussy! 🤤Let’s just say…I’m horny now! 😮‍💨

this is how I see myself in the mirror when im having delusions of grandeur

Since being on Bluesky I haven’t once wondered what JK Rowling’s opinion might be about anything. Imagine that.

Unfortunately half of them half chronic spanish face and I cant stand that