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WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Game design matters to everybody who you don't want it to, and it does not matter to everybody who you want it to.

There needs to be an action with the same psychonarrative weight as "Smoking a cigarette alone on a balcony overlooking the city lights" that doesn't involve giving myself lung cancer and being in a major metropolitan area.

We are doomed by the narrative, but I am a good editor.

10+ years of tracking biometric data has led me to the stunning insight that I feel better on days I don’t work

OSHA-compliant forklift mecha warehouse slice of life anime in the style of workplace safety training videos. Give me a budget and a production team, this is a good idea, I promise.

I have done nothing wrong.

As a child, I was led to believe running away to join the circus was a more valid career path than it actually is.

Endless cycle

"Wow Drac, I didn't peg you as the kind of person who--" You're right, you didn't peg me at all, and that's the problem.

Okay, and? We know they approve of his conduct. Nothing new is learned here. Removal is the bare minimum. Anything less is performative.

If my job wants me to take on any more responsibilities at work, they'd have to issue me a badge and a gun.

If you don't like the character you pull in Uma Musume, you can now refund them for a new in-game currency known as "Glue".

If you don't like the character you pull in Uma Musume, you can now refund them for a new in-game currency known as "Glue".

Draw me in this.

If my job wants me to take on any more responsibilities at work, they'd have to issue me a badge and a gun.

I refuse to pay for subscription services, but how much of a lump sum would I have to pay to never see another ad again?

Maybe there's an alternate timeline where everything worked out okay.

its time to sleep 💤 #art #cats

What's one small thing you've done to make your life just a little better? Looking for tips!

Character stuck in a time loop, but they solve it in the first go and don't even notice there was a time loop. Character stuck in a time loop, but they solve it in the second go, so it's just "huh, that was weird" but it never comes up again.

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

Character stuck in a time loop, but they solve it in the first go and don't even notice there was a time loop. Character stuck in a time loop, but they solve it in the second go, so it's just "huh, that was weird" but it never comes up again.

Mankind was meant to have one device for one task. The smartphone has become the unholy cloaca of digital utility.

Mankind was meant to have one device for one task. The smartphone has become the unholy cloaca of digital utility.

draw is work

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

I don't need a therapist, I just need a powerful wizard to break the curse.

one of the benefits of the old media model that's gonna wind up lost like roman concrete is the editor. some of y'all professional substackers NEED to let someone with a red pen who isn't obligated to be nice to you tear into your draft like a thanksgiving turkey.

crazy time for a trip to the moon considering gas prices right now

blowjob as a profession

I make it obvious I am not a well-adjusted individual.

Have you met anyone with glasses, hearing aids, or a daily med they must take in order to function? Those are disabilities. So is arthritis. If we’re lucky, all of us get old enough to become disabled. Disability rights & accessibility accommodations are better for everyone.

I feel attacked

Need more people in my life that are absolute freaks. Striaght up weird with it.

Using this to inspire myself too.

FUCK YOU IM’ A DRAOGN AND IM’ GAY AND TRANSGENDER

Happy TDOV, friends! 🏳️‍⚧️🥳

People need to celebrate more the passion that goes into something, not the skill or production value of something.

Fellas, is it controversial to have a “nice time”?

Every single person I know and met has an element of their past they're not proud of, or learned or grew from. Everyone I know has thought and/or done something they today regret, or abhor. Anyone who believes otherwise of themselves is dangerously delusional at best, a dangerous liar at worst.

Git this at a thrift store for $3