Might not be a hot firefighter, but you can put this one on your next calendar.

Today I would like to be full baby mode snuggling in my playpen napping and watching cartoons while getting pets and rubs plz fanks

Quick point of order. You are peeing yourself right now. I'm not saying you should pee yourself, it's a bit late for that. You already started. Good! Now, remember, you shouldn't be worried about where you are or what you're doing. you're only peeing yourself, that's normal.

I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 #locktober

getting an unfinished sudoku tattooed on my back so ADHD tops have some extra visual stimuli to help them focus

October goals: Become werewolf for Halloween

Being a good locktober pup

Hufffff been letting my overthinking get to me the last few weeks, I just need someone to adopt me 👉🏼👈🏼 i only pee when I get excited 😇🐶 #puplife #humanpup #Pupmode

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Cuckolding relationship dynamic but your father-in-law is the bull 😌

I love it!

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When he’s into sitting on your face and making you huff his post-workout ass AND has good morals 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🫠🫠🫠

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

What if friends did this to me as a treat 🥺

Bandit Heeler is the hottest man of all time

Reward for @wahbat.bsky.social !

Oh to have a dom dad neighbor who just calls me over whenever he needs a hole to unload in I mean what 😴

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

can we start referring to guys who buy loud, obnoxious vehicles as being recipients of gender-affirming car?

You ever show up to the function and quickly go “Hmmmm I don’t feel very social rn” 😭

Foxes are back on the menu

What if Reeses cups moaned when you pulled their little panties off?

It's time I announce and confess I'm a deviant pup, I'm sorry. I'm gonna need you to please wear those hoochie daddy shorts, cool socks, and fuzzy butts (and tummys) It's the cure lol

In a big mood to get musk drunk on some armpits today 🫠

⭐️RAFFLE TIME⭐️ ⭐️Wanna win this purple puppy belt with a kitty paw buckle? ⭐️Repost & like both this post here AND the original it’s quoted on! ⭐️Winner will be chosen on June 30th at 6pm EST ⭐️Good luck!💖💖

⭐️It’s that time again! NEW BELT DROP🥳 ⭐️Long awaited Kitty belts with a brand new font✨🐱 ⭐️Also a restock on purple/Geeen puppy, Black werewolf and a brand new color, pink! ✨Because who doesn’t love a cunty werewolf ✨💗🐺 ⭐️ Link in bio for all the new colors and restocks!

We are biologically hard-wired to become more nervous and anxious at night. If you're the kind of person who lays awake in bed having existential crises and loneliness and doubting everything in your life, you're not alone. That's *mostly* just your monkey brain fearing crepuscular tigers.

stop calling trump a gay fat smalldicked idiot!!!! im from the gay fat smalldicked idiot community and we don't claim him!!

*every time I think of you, every single time 👉🏻👈🏻

"Cane's and some sloppy would fix me" "Dommy mommy giving me belly rubs and Jimmy John's would fix me" "Pawjob under the table at iHop would fix me" Or maybe I just need to eat and get on some medication 😭

It's funny how you can be physically and mentally burnt out, yet you can still somehow still fight on. Big wuffs just can't give up! This is how I go into every day.... gotta meet it head on

i need a more gay doctor who i don't have to try explain why im getting STI tests before traveling to

I need to know how Jacob Wysocki did the elephant trick, it haunts me

If you're a long-time fan of Northernlion some fun trivia about me is that I'm the furry in this one NLSS bit from over 5 years ago

Alright, Mister. This is how this is gonna work. It's Monday (🤮) and... yeah. So you're gonna get your sexy butt outta this bed and go do the thing. We're gonna create some positive feedback loops. Drink your water. Take your meds. Go for a walk. Little wins make big wins. Now lets get movin...

tipsy dog moment

Silksong getting shown for only a few seconds in the direct is the funniest possible thing that could’ve happened

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

Would you let him wreck you 🥺

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Little morning fun with the puppy~ 🐶: @pupcas.bsky.social

I’ve decided to do a chastity challenge in my new cage between now and the new year, starting at 00:00 on 01/01/2025! 1 Like = 2 Hours 1 Reply = 4 Hours 1 Retweet = 12 Hours 1 Follow (currently at 987) = 1 day Please don’t be too harsh 💚🔐 Doing this on X too, so I’ll add the totals together :3