meant to do this a couple days ago, but it's never too late for nonsense Been too long since I've doodled Cantio ( @cmddog.com )

Pure Romance

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

"You wouldn't last 2 hours in my shoes!" Yeah? Well you wouldn't last a minute in my butt, bro.

Pspsps (I play FFXIV off and on. Mostly off since I’m a spooky donk)

when you pause after spotting oomf on your fyp 👀 (sketch for @alakaithecollie.bsky.social)

sniffin bandit heelers pits might be enough to add 10 years to my life

Gay Ned Stark

Hey puppy. Things have been rough lately, and I’ve spent enough time being miserable about it. So instead, I made a video about three things I do to help pull myself out of that headspace. Maybe you needed it too. 💛

So tired of being dehumanized (derogatory) at work, ready to be dehumanized (positive) at home.

Neeeed to get my nose in a dad’s fursuit crotch asap

Re-skeet if you’re a pup 🐾

Got this amazing piece from @campfiredonut.art's raffle! Thanks so much, he looks incredible! 🎨: @campfiredonut.art

by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography

Might not be a hot firefighter, but you can put this one on your next calendar.

Today I would like to be full baby mode snuggling in my playpen napping and watching cartoons while getting pets and rubs plz fanks

Quick point of order. You are peeing yourself right now. I'm not saying you should pee yourself, it's a bit late for that. You already started. Good! Now, remember, you shouldn't be worried about where you are or what you're doing. you're only peeing yourself, that's normal.

I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 I love my cage 😵‍💫🔒 #locktober

getting an unfinished sudoku tattooed on my back so ADHD tops have some extra visual stimuli to help them focus

October goals: Become werewolf for Halloween

Being a good locktober pup

Hufffff been letting my overthinking get to me the last few weeks, I just need someone to adopt me 👉🏼👈🏼 i only pee when I get excited 😇🐶 #puplife #humanpup #Pupmode

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

locktober bottom seeking jocktober top

Cuckolding relationship dynamic but your father-in-law is the bull 😌

I love it!

locktober starts tomorrow 🥰locktober starts tomorrow 🥰locktober starts tomorrow 🥰locktober starts tomorrow 🥰locktober starts tomorrow 🥰locktober starts tomorrow 🥰locktober starts tomorrow 🥰locktober starts tomorrow 🥰

When he’s into sitting on your face and making you huff his post-workout ass AND has good morals 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🫠🫠🫠

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

What if friends did this to me as a treat 🥺

Bandit Heeler is the hottest man of all time

Reward for @wahbat.bsky.social !

Oh to have a dom dad neighbor who just calls me over whenever he needs a hole to unload in I mean what 😴

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

can we start referring to guys who buy loud, obnoxious vehicles as being recipients of gender-affirming car?

You ever show up to the function and quickly go “Hmmmm I don’t feel very social rn” 😭

Foxes are back on the menu

What if Reeses cups moaned when you pulled their little panties off?

It's time I announce and confess I'm a deviant pup, I'm sorry. I'm gonna need you to please wear those hoochie daddy shorts, cool socks, and fuzzy butts (and tummys) It's the cure lol

In a big mood to get musk drunk on some armpits today 🫠

⭐️RAFFLE TIME⭐️ ⭐️Wanna win this purple puppy belt with a kitty paw buckle? ⭐️Repost & like both this post here AND the original it’s quoted on! ⭐️Winner will be chosen on June 30th at 6pm EST ⭐️Good luck!💖💖

⭐️It’s that time again! NEW BELT DROP🥳 ⭐️Long awaited Kitty belts with a brand new font✨🐱 ⭐️Also a restock on purple/Geeen puppy, Black werewolf and a brand new color, pink! ✨Because who doesn’t love a cunty werewolf ✨💗🐺 ⭐️ Link in bio for all the new colors and restocks!

We are biologically hard-wired to become more nervous and anxious at night. If you're the kind of person who lays awake in bed having existential crises and loneliness and doubting everything in your life, you're not alone. That's *mostly* just your monkey brain fearing crepuscular tigers.

stop calling trump a gay fat smalldicked idiot!!!! im from the gay fat smalldicked idiot community and we don't claim him!!

*every time I think of you, every single time 👉🏻👈🏻