This would work on so many of y’all

QTP with a gif of your favourite pokemon! (wrong answers only)

I was raised on these streets.

It is with great sadness that we inform you that the offices of Poob Game Studios exploded in the early hours of June 24th, leaving nothing but rubble and shredded concept art for The Ooze 2. All PGS projects are indefinitely cancelled on account of all the developers perishing in a gas leak.

I think we don't talk enough about how insane the expectations of working hours for doctors are. How many medical geniuses have gone into different professions because the accepted norm of 24+ hour shifts was too much for them? How many lives have been lost from a resident on their 13th hour?

New video: an HOA lawsuit update! We helped changed the laws for 2 million people! We got an investigative story in the city's legacy newspaper & the city council! But a new HOA policy disproportionately hurts the elderly & handicapped. More fundraising is still needed: youtu.be/RXdlsHGOpro

Yo I didn't know 08th MS Team had tiddies in it

Completed my annual "rewatch the Matrix to see if it's still the coolest shit ever" check. Verdict? Yup, still the coolest shit ever.

UM

いつまで二人でいるのかな？おいしくできたらいただきます、

Elon Musk claims to be 6'2", which makes sense, because he makes me 6-2-my stomach!

I don't mind that you're a gamer. I mind that you're a Danganronpa fan.

hey hold on dragon quest kinda rules

Kimi in the mirrors turns Russel into a collapsing flan #f1 #formula1

Holy shit Kyle Busch. 41 is too young #nascar

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

My wife left me after I sat on my gun weird and blew my entire dick and balls off at a Cracker Barrel

To be clear, this isn't belittling the difficulty of leaving an abusive partner. The person in this documentary literally didn't live with him before, but let him move in with her after jail time because, in her words, "he was 6'4"!"

This "I dated a murderer" Netflix documentary is infuriating. "He strangled me, threatened to kill me twice, killed my dogs, stole my car, my gun, and my laptop. But he was tall, so I let him move back in with me!"

Drake dropped new music because his girlfriend isn't old enough to remember the Kendrick beef

This isn't necessary.

JACK BROS

always remember that sephiroth and chadley are brothers. its the key to everything

You are NOT allowed to say "We need to persecute Bluesky moderators"

Going to the doctor cuz my peanus HORT

A selection of floor burgers from various beat 'em up games.

This might be a hot take but I think Legends ZA is the worst #pokemon game. Boring city, contrived writing, bad combat. Just no fun at all.

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

Avatar movie was good I mean HAHA CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH AVATAR AANG ON PARAMOUNT PLUS IN OCTOBER

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

How the hell is the last boss of #Sonic Superstars the hardest platforming challenge ever made

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wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

My timeline:

Naruto is 5cm taller than Goku.

'wait when did chuck tingle get political?'

LAURA DERN!?!?!?

We must believe in a world to create that world

They must have taken my marbles away

Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet. You slip out of your depth and out of your mind, with your fears flowing out behind you

Godfuckingdammit. So much for it not being sold out from under us to another fascist billionaire. Once it goes public it’s as good as fucked.

Tres leches? En este économia?

You too can secure millions of dollars from AI bro investors by changing all instances of "loading" in your application to "thinking."

It pisses me off to no end that Trump and his fucks spent so long complaining about imaginary voter fraud that now, pointing out the huge number of actual voter fraud cases in the 2024 election makes you sound like just another crazy conspiracy theorist.

Finally finished Raidou Remastered: Raidou Kuzunoha Swordfights a Battleship. What a strange little game.

huge fan of the Pokemon TCG artwork by Keiji Kinebuchi

Being a #megaten fan is so depressing sometimes. Sure, we can get a Japan exclusive rerelease of a previously-lost media Digital Devil Saga mobile spinoff game ported to Switch, But can we have Devil Summoner in English... ever? Nah

Brother has a pivot table of all the panties left in his bedroom.