finally got to mahjong in ff14 and disappointed to find out there's no cool prizes for playing or winning. i mean even a stupid hat or a floating mahjong tile minion would be good. don't even have to animate it! gimmie a tshirt that says DUHHHHH MAHJONG and I'm good. sigh. oh well

reading up on ff14 1.0 and this line from a gizmodo article is one of the funniest takes on the franchise

it's time to cut the shit. put goku in a fuckin kart. dbz kart should have happened 30 fuckin years ago.

me and the boys are going down to the quarry to chuck rocks at the night sky for making us feel small

Fireplace inside the Villa della Torre.

gonna use this as the name for my wacom tablet store

alan wake is a DORK.

Did You Check Up Your Ass, Idiot?

not sure why people have such a hard time abandoning problematic creators. I already hate half the shit I like

Ever feel sad for all the cavemen who never got to read about Kingdom Hearts lore?

literally me

skull and bones is a cool game, and i've had some hellacious sea battles both pvp and pve, some of the coolest game experiences ever. but then i hit the endgame and had to start managing 500 manufactories and it was too overwhelming for me. no fun whatsoever running a business

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had this exact, this EXACT model. you could load a custom image when it booted up and i used the smekkleysa records pig

In the 1987 documentary “Clive James in Japan,” Australian journalist Clive James visits the Namco headquarters. He meets the receptionist robot Uketsuke Komachi and Kyūji-kun, a robot that served tea to visitors. Both robots appeared in the Namco Musuem series. Source: Continual Brew on YouTube

it is okay to underestimate me. that's okay. i'm not a good use of your estimation powers. treat me as largely benign; that's probably the safest choice.

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witch: i curse u... to walk like a lalafel for a thousand years!! me: damn! shit! now i look adorable as hell when I'm walking but now I'm knocking all the books off the shelf at the library! crap!

Good news Namco Nerds! The full run of NG Namco Community Magazine is now on Rosetta so you can finally view them in English. Big thanks to 765style for funding these transcriptions/translations. github.com/duhubz/Roset...

Me whenever I post something on here

ff14 needs to let me make a truly putrid, heinous avatar. every character you can make is just an infallible statue, no jagged edges or weird stains. let me better embody the average player of this timesink

why mute your hashtag when i can blow your ass to smithereens with the block button

me: if u have a fire inside you, that's good; means you're motivated. if the fire is outside of and burning u, that's bad caveman i just thawed from millions of years of being frozen in ice, tapping on my smartphone: what do you guys call fertility goddesses again? BBWs? am i typing that in right?

hooray ff14 but god damn it navigating your SE acct is still a fucking nightmare. plain sucks.

jesus christ this is beautiful www.youtube.com/watch?v=v11i...

dont even give a shit if stranger than heaven is literally Yet Another Yakuza Game i need something to wash out the taste of pirate yakuza in hawaii and infinite wealth

ate a shitload of coated peanuts from the dollar tree hell yeah

i would invent The Pinball Game That Is Fun to Play. in this game the little fucking pinball goes where you want it to, instead of only halfway up ramps or not the target you were aiming at. this would cause armed men in black helicopters to come get me, but i still think it would be good

my brain: check this out motherfucker (puts Ristar bonus room music on repeat for 37 hours) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDE_...

"Dawn Patrol" #ralphbakshi

i shamelessly stole "gentlemen, start your hats" from this and employed it at every opportunity in my life

i'll believe in a new ecco the dolphin video game when it is in my hands and out of early access way too early for $69.99 and the devs are spinning out in the steam forums and pr is melting down across social media

Gael Baudino, GOSSAMER AXE (ROC, 1990), with cover art by Dawn Wilson.

ahhhhhh... just spent four hours downloading and arranging a shitload of old video games i will never ever get around to playing and sorting them by whether or not they have retroachievements. you know one day i'm going to beg god for four hours, just four more extra hours to live, and boy will i fe

i shouldn't have to know a single thing about the people running this website

video production is fulfilling and not at all a harrowing of the soul

i know its a damning indictment on myself for playing the piece of shit but the disney speedstorm discord has had a guy for the past two nights asking for medical advice for sleep and a hole in his heart of u want to take the temperature of the average intelligence there

I created the Eternal Obra Dinn Interactive Experience. I created it because I was crazy and nobody wanted to stop me. Granted, I didn't tell anyone, largely because I didn't want to second guess myself. I had a vision, ill-concieved and perfect like all good art.

at a live performance where the actors are wearing animal masks, wonder what THAT'S all abo- holy shit the guy in the bird mask is acting like a bird. the guy in the mandrill mask is acting like a mandrill!!

my cat coughs this shit up every other week, these guys aint special

“I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is Mario sex game.”

return of the obra dinn gaiden. super game boy color enhanced. 30 new fates to solve. put urself in the game using game boy camera. comes with a demo disc for obra dinn 2. somebody's already published a wiki for it. tumblr bursting with all kinds of shipping (and i ain't talkin nautical!!)

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mafia 3 is the best in the series and its not even close