The confederate flag is a flag of treason and sedition. If you display it, you’re a traitor to the United States.

My neighbor was playing basketball against her sons, today. Almost had to call CPS on her, the way she was breaking their ankles.

ADHD: because that thing that took 27 days to start, took 27 minutes to finish.

*hits j If a smart man is intelligent, then is a smart woman intellilady?

Too many of y’all are capitaless capitalists.

I would sincerely like to know from Republicans what a candidate would need to do lose your vote? SERIOUSLY, if being an “alleged” rapist but being recorded talking about sexual assault, having a history of DOCUMENTED racism, being convicted of fraud, making references to your daughter being sexy,

I haven’t lifted a weight in god knows how long….these arms are only from jumping rope and typing out someone’s eulogy online.

There is a feral cat with a possibly broken foot in my garage. I’m gonna nurse him back to health and take him to the vet but if anyone in Atlanta wants a super duper sweet orange boy who is in need of some love, please let me know.

Finding out I’m friends on Facebook with Ikechi from MAFs is very shocking. When did that even happen?

Ole Henriksen is everything

And some people know how to get the good stuff on a budget! It’s me! I’m the one who got $800 worth of high end products for $130. I use a couple sites, but dermstore has great kits. They currently have this one with $500 of product in it for $150: www.dermstore.com/p/2025-best-...

Laurel developed her personality from watching Jack Nicholson movies. #thechallenge40

This week, President Biden delivered his final address to the American people as its president with a warning. Democracy is under threat of being consumed by oligarchy. But the sense of urgency Democrats speak with about Trump and his powerful oligarchs is rarely reflected in their own actions.

I have used the poor people facial creams and I have used the upper middle class facial creams and Im here to say, there’s absolutely no…reason I should lie to you, there is a HUGE difference. WOW, MY POOR SKIN IS NO LONGER POOR SKIN!! If I have to sell some eggs for this stuff so be it.

If you’ve never heard her work, this is an exceptional place to start.

My HVAC unit just took a deep negro sigh.

Wow, thank you for sharing my work!

Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day! @kylajlacey.bsky.social

The far-right thinks Michelle Obama is classless because she didn’t want to attend an event where they would’ve booed her.

Care credit is such a crazy concept, like you need a decent credit score to stay alive.

Use all the extra time to make some of America’s worst food

Seven Day Adventists go to church on Saturday to get it out the way early.

Umbrella was originally pitched to Mary J. Blige. Her passing that up but still going in the studio, recording, and then approving the “hateration holleration,” joint, tickles me so! 😂😂😂

Jesus was Middle Eastern

Someone has been trying to reset my Hotmail password for weeks. Give it up.

Finally releasing my first hour of standup on my YouTube page this FRIDAY. Go ahead and subscribe now and turn the notifications on! youtube.com/@felonious_m...

NEW: A North Carolina judge rejected a GOP motion to toss out nearly 60,000 ballots cast in all November 2024 statewide races. Paige Moskowitz and I explain the ruling, the RNC's goal and the connection to state Supreme Court race. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyM3...

It’s crazy that people didn’t see a problem with it when DEI meant “you just came out of the military? Your situation makes it harder to break into education and business, doesn’t it? Let’s make sure you’re represented”. I suspect people will be surprised in many cases those programs also disappear

It’s crazy how people can see a problem with DEI but not racism.

Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires. In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought. Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit. IN ONE MONTH. Bish needs to sit TF down.

Nothing pisses me off more than writing a viral post about feminism just for a man to steal it, relax Mr. Bitch.

Snow is beautiful but it is useless, it is pretty when it falls but then you realize it is cold and can really hurt you if you fall….snow is your ex-boyfriend.

I was so fucking angry the first time I heard this

Today, @luriedanielfavors.bsky.social is happy to have Writer for @thehubnews.bsky.social and author of "Hickory Dickory Dock, I Do Not Want Your C*ck!!!," @kylajlacey.bsky.social BACK on the show! Listen in on ch. 126! #LDFShow

Reached for the Handshake, Got a Snub Written By @kylajlacey.bsky.social for @thehubnews.bsky.social @luriedanielfavors.bsky.social #LDFShow thehub.news/reached-for-...

A reminder today on his funeral that President Carter considered Israel an apartheid state & called out Israel's injustices against Palestine. MAGAs, instead, voted today to sanction ICC for prosecuting Netanyahu for war crimes. 45 Democrats joined. Pathetic www.qasimrashid.com/p/president-...

One was bragging being unvaccinated but has completed 2 rounds of BBL surgery and gets fillers (in a shiesty looking clinic) 🤧

A family member eats cheese-stuffed hot dogs and Banquet salisbury steak but didn’t want the vaccine in their body.

Far-right Christians don’t believe in climate change but believe God will destroy the earth by fire….you’re so close guys.

A virus came along & killed 10s of millions of Americans & the social consensus is that we made too big a deal out of it. Adjust your climate hopes accordingly.

Bitches be thinking they’re so special because they’re unvaccinated. You let that doctor stick that penicillin in your ass cheek with no problem though.

When you let your kids pick out their own clothes.

Wow, my daughter’s hair is so fucking silky!!! She really is such a bad bitch already!

Worldwide Premiere. Jan 17. Hulu #LonelyFlowers

Exactly #prince #Prince4Ever #PrinceFam youtu.be/JLB4KSVgr6M?... @malckierob.bsky.social

Does anyone have a contact for Ann ? Would love to discuss with her the possibility of partnering with her to publish her cartoons exclusively on @bluesky