Trying to not spoil a plot point in Superman 2025 but I think it’s TRYING to be empowering in the nobility of people and there is a way it could have done so so much more eloquently. The scene where the country is saved at the end COULD HAVE been saved by normal people wearing Superman shirts

I have been lucky enough to sit as a dumb observer in the room with some of the purportedly smartest people around John Dickerson blows almost all of them away routinely by being thoughtful, humble, open to thoughts he didn’t make and by being really really farking smart

Guliani’s career was ended not because of any of the real terrible things he did but because of the fake thing he did in Borat 2 that he thought was real. The terrible things people are doing may only have consequences if we can somehow convince them to do it on a prank show with cameras rolling

Person at the door: so tell me, have you heard the Good News? Me: <yanking person in while wearing a geodesic helmet, licking a suction cup and sticking it to their head> wait, don’t tell me. you want me to make a donation… to the Coastguard. Youth. Auxilliary.

This’ll be the year I do it. This is the year that I’ll learn how to shave a pumpkin to achieve differing levels of brightness in a carving

Lutnick: so anyway, when we gonna start taping because I got somewhere I gotta… hmm? Say what now?!

Why don’t you stick that where the three suns of Moombar don’t shine (and not because the space dragon lord is currently encircling them with his nightmare wings, cloaking us all in endless night)

No it’s pronounced moo-lay when there’s business in the front et fête à l'arrière

Moby dick hot take: I wanna believe Queequeg encountered in his life the same co-worker we all have who insists on mispronouncing his name and that for a solid 6 months he had to suffer with someone calling him Qweeg-Qweeg and resist the temptation to eat them In this multipart joke tweet I…

If I had to make an exceptionally informed for a variety of reasons guess, the reason so many companies are betting so heavily on AI is because unlike, say 15 years ago when they were in their heyday, there isn’t a lot of green field anymore for new stuff to MAKE in tech…

Dad gon give it to ya (What?!) Fark waiting for you to get it on your own, Dad gon give it to ya (uh) Knock knock open up the door, it’s real A lunch you don’t want but it’s the only thing in the house so deal

Keep your head down from what? <goose meme> Keep your head down FROM WHAT?!

I am the Snorlax I speak for the Zs

Look Mr Wal-Mart we finally got it to stop waxing poetical about how your store was better before they allowed women to come in unaccompanied by a male chaperone, I think we’re gonna have to just live with the shopping cart clipping right through that kid. There’s no other way this could be made

Forget sanitizer, our wal-mart smelled like despair and people walking around in bare feet

Bill Burr and Jimmy Carr are going to the Riyadh comedy festival and… like there’s a big possibility that they’re gonna destroy any reputation of speaking truth to power that they might have… but there’s also a possibility that they’re going to break Scott’s Tots level of discomfort in watching

Can confirm, spouses prefer it when you have a large collection of old floppies None of that reprint stuff either, based on that summary it’s gotta smell a bit musty

Am I wearing one of those cool two ring style belts right now? Yes Do I still have trouble loosening it sometimes? Yes Did I mutter under my breath “just fucking WORK you stupid thing” at a urinal as a coworker was coming in and standing next to me? Very possibly

Superman is weirdly inconsistent. I loved the squirrel. Conversely the fight at the end has basically none of that. It starts off Boy Scout-ish. At the end he’s cursing with the rest of them. I think it’s a good move, just plunking you mid-universe. But it also made the stakes feel lower.

I feel like people who make movies that are primarily dark should realize that some of us have tvs placed next to windows and watch movies during the day…

Beat doom the dark ages. It was lots of mindless fun. Second to last level felt like the end though, final level felt weirdly tacked on especially the final boss which was less climactic than the one before

Line from Russian doll: (dismissively) “you created a game with a character who has to solve everything entirely on her own. It’s stupid.” I am enjoying the show but have the writers ever even SEEN a video game? That basically describes almost all of them

There should be a very specific financial message sent to TIME about the choice of wording in this headline that makes no mention (nor in the body for that matter) of how unbelievably unconstitutional this is. Even just using the words “against US citizens” helps www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

The best way to wake up is way too early to the sound of an unbelievably loud “get out now” style alarm you’ve never heard before that you can’t pinpoint where it came from later … -.-

BREAKING: Per MSNBC, Nexstar has ALSO CAVED and will stop preempting Jimmy Kimmel Live! Way to go, everyone!

There are many things where the show Wednesday is not an Addams family show but… the one thing I’ll give it is it did a good job of having a women led cast where, for the most part, they are free to be interesting without needing to rely on a relationship to define them. I hope it can set a trend

Woke up and kid was playing Ace Attorney with the door closed and the sound low and I walked in and gave him a face like “you know you’re not supposed to be playing games before school bud” and he said “this is reading, I’m reading before school” Can’t really blame him there, gets a pass in my book

Started watching Superman (only first maybe fifth before I had to go to bed) and I think it’s ok but it’s weird how… open it feels compared to what we think of as a superhero movie now. In a modern superhero movie everything from start to finish ties into how only THAT superhero can save everyone…

Just had some Rufus Teague touch of heat sauce on pork loin. Went back for thirds and almost licked the plate, seriously delicious

Given the number of republicans who almost certainly have been anonymous sources and given the fact that the news has already thrown its credibility to the wind…it’d be interesting if news sources agreed to reveal all the republican senators who have provided negative stories against Trump right now

My dog is that perfect level of smelliness right now that isn’t totally rank but that lets you know “oh! There’s a dog near me right now… maybe he needs some scratching and forehead nuzzling” Bath tomorrow though, buddy. Cause that comforting smell is gonna turn real quick.

I keep seeing criticism of Alien Earth where people are saying Boy Kavalier is a Mary Sue-ish author insert type character and… I can’t tell if his very obvious character flaws aren’t being seen because of human beings’ weird tick related to rich people we are TOLD are successful

I love finding an antique door in the middle of the city and mentally making a note to go in there if I’m being chased by bullies so I can get caught in an adventure where I can save a bunch of puppet creatures and ultimately learn confidence

Do you think they play elevator music because hearing the actual sounds of an elevator with nothing else, the twangs and the light rattling of the doors… is fucking terrifying?

I feel like we’re all the guy in the car right at the edge Sphincter tight enough in fear to make a diamond but also… I’ve already had a WEEK that’s been draining so I can’t really engage my flight response

30 rock really ill prepared me for the boss/manager employee role. My boss appears to have no interest in mentoring me on my desire to “have it all” or listening to my problems with eating too much cheese in our one on ones

Had a dream where I was trying to do the right thing on helping people and accidentally found myself on set while Brennan Lee Mulligan was filming something and messed some things up. Weirdly, for a stress dream, he was surprisingly chill and kind about it. Which I think confused my stress dream

Some instant ramen bowls feel like they want to make it a Highlights for kids style hidden images puzzle to tell where the line you’re supposed to fill up to with hot water is

I’m not particularly religious, but if the audience suddenly got Raptured at that precise second leaving him all alone… I’m just saying you basically had one big moment, God, where you could have done the funniest thing and everyone left behind would have been absolutely ecstatic and you blew it

If you ever put me on a history podcast I promise I’ll do a bit where I keep saying, more and more exasperated, “I KNOW!” to all your facts. And it’ll be REAL uncomfortable in the beginning, but trust me, by episode 6 it’s gonna get funny again

Remember in foreign language class where we all got French names and everyone was fine with it? What I’m saying is Ms Moreau should be running PR for people coming out

Shout out to dogs and cats for figuring out the most comfortable looking way to lay down. What have we got? The fetal position? Gimme a break

<trying to get out of conversation> what? <points at phone> no I think… I think I’m getting raptured. I gotta go take this.

If you let me hold onto your stuff I’ll give it back if you don’t get raptured… unless of course you don’t get Raptured because you did something that doesn’t deserve getting your stuff back

<looking up at my wife while my glasses are all fogged up from the escaping dishwasher heat>”the summer I turned pretty” is just so steamy!

Coming to the Rapture fashionably late How amazing would it be, go up to a devastated morally bankrupt believer and be like “oh, was that today? Well, better late than…” <zwoooop!> Waving as you go up

Can you imagine how cool “save your money to fight authoritarianism” 1940 style posters would look? “Don’t patronize those who would patronize you!” “Laughing lips sink dictatorships” “Don’t bend the knee if you wanna buck from me” Cmon #art #ArtistOnBluesky do a contest!

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Ok, so you can decide what you do with Disney after they brought Kimmel back, that’s up to you. But Sinclair and Nexstar are still refusing to air it. You reversed one of the biggest companies in the world. You can reverse one of the most conservative too.

Ever been walking down a hill and it’s just the right incline that you feel like rolling down it like Sonic the Hedgehog? I would recommend not doing that Particularly if it’s in the middle of a city like I just saw someone do