Love the site, @fangraphs.com. Pretty sure I was the only person all year to look up Charles Gipson's 2001 stats

This guy was hired on December 28, 2024. Didn't even last a year before fleeing for greener pastures

“Hey Bryce you know how we track the o2 levels in your blood? Well this is o3, it’s even better” is one of the funnier junk science pitches I’ve ever heard

cool, awesome, fun. love to be a fan of a college football team being wiped off the map

USPS isn't a money-making enterprise and it never was. The whole goal is to connect everyone in the country. It's a SERVICE that we all pay for, and allowing Republicans to change the messaging around this is one of the many failings of the Democratic party

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

This guy is so busy murdering people that I totally forgot he's also an idiot

About 10 years ago I got ambushed by a childhood friend who wanted to get dinner to "catch up" when really he wanted to convert me to his religion, and he used language almost identical to Noem's here when he finally brought up the real reason he wanted to meet

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What a trio of sentences @rodger.bsky.social

With Netflix you at least got to watch the movie. Uber at least did give you the ride to where you were going. With this you get... what? A throwaway email draft? A legal filing full of errors and fabrications? An "epic roast of someone's appearance"? This is pet rocks

I've found 3 of my favorite books just by walking into a bookstore and moseying for a bit, and then purchased entire series from those authors over the years. It's such a joy to be surprised by browsing

The classics are all here. You've got: - bone dry turkey - cheeseless macaroni - croissant bricks - mashed potatoes that are just mashed potatoes with nothing else mixed in - raw green beans mixed with full baby carrots Probably lots of leftovers!

It’s absolutely insane that this is even a conversation let alone a thing that is happening. Where are all the people in power yelling about this?!?!? Why is this happening?? I feel insane!!!! I know the answer is oil and it doesn’t make me feel less sick and hollow.

You gotta admire the Skarsgards for being the most handsome men imaginable while consistently uglying themselves for their parts

Genuinely, what are they putting in the water in Athens?

My problem has always been that I'm not dedicated enough to look how I want, but I'm so dedicated that if I don't maintain a strict schedule then I hate myself. Anyways, that's why I'm about to run when it feels like this outside

This video doing a lot to dispel my innate male belief that I can fight anyone

Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.

It's easy to clown on this for a lot of reasons but it's clear that this guy doesn't get comedy at all. What makes a roast funny (and roasts are rarely funny) is the cleverness of the person doing the roast. Farming it out to the plagiarism machine defeats the purpose

I'll personally pay someone $40 or maybe even $50 to serve me a steak and perhaps some sides that are _not_ made with personalized AI recipes, presumably in a nice atmosphere where I can take my wife and son without having to do the dishes ourselves

More like Baker Slayfield because he's gonna want to kill Cade Otton after that bobble-turned-pick-6

More like Pooper DeJean because that was some baaaad coverage yo

Ah yes, this warrants the Both Sides approach.

This picture proves if Trump had sons that weren't disappointments he'd have retired and ridden off into the sunset decades ago

DHS claimed that on September 26, a DHS officer claimed that they were forced to deploy riot munitions because protestors were "becoming increasingly hostile." In fact, "the [Body Worn Camera] video shows that the protesters were simply standing there when agents first deployed any force."

Just 1 step removed from Always Sunny

Starting to think this Trump guy is too emotional to be president

The connection between my Fitbit and my Pixel is so inconsistent that I've got the process to forget all data and re-pair down to less than a minute. I guess it ends up working but as a firmware engineer I simply cannot believe one of the biggest companies in the world can't figure this out

The question that defines 2025: how do I focus on Donald Trump's blatant corruption while he is also the subject of a blatant and unrelated cover-up elsewhere?

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Saw one of these for Levi's too. Every pair I buy rips in the same spot after about the same length of use. I don't need them being made even worse through AI

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

Simpsons already did it!

I watched part of this last night and I now realize that curling is basically cricket because I have no idea what's going on and it can apparently last for multiple days?

The Seahawks were the better team Sunday except for the one aspect they needed most: ball security from their QB. Seattle probably wins if Sam Darnold throws three picks, definitely wins with two, and comfortably walks away a cool 8-2 if he cleans his act up after the first interception.

Clearly the players who play the sports we love to watch hate gambling; think it's ruining the game. The only people who want it are networks and the league. I think it's important to remember that. Whenever you fire up the gambling app, you're fucking with the people you love to watch every week

Metal

"you're a top applicant at so and so AI startup-" Let me stop you right there LinkedIn. We'll have none of that

We became a butt nation in 1998, this is one of the few things I know are 100% scientifically true

Truly a man of the people.

Confirmed needs-rogaine-for-beard-guy

Jesus Christ I was not ready for the reveal

That Jacobs fumble might have saved DEEZ LUTZ's season

Do you think I should call back

The people running this government are ghouls and the Democrats are cowards for caving in

Richest country in the history of the world. Btw sorry about your cancer we totally know how to treat but you gotta die penniless in a gutter because you aren’t one of the twenty people we’ve decided to dig up all the riches of the earth for. Also we’ll murder your orphans if they’re gay btw

It’s crazy that a Democratic senator who represents Illinois could see everything this administration is doing in Chicago and its suburbs and vote to reopen the government. Like these should be the Senators demanding so much more than everyone else to reopen the government.

First 2 turnovers weren't on Darnold but that last one was pretty terrible tbh