Get a Jewish person in the writing room bc whattttttt

I’m not serving you coffee

Did u know im hungry

I love ab soul real bad

Thinking about how my daughter eats pizza upside down.

I've loved Sigourney Weaver ever since one of my all-time favorite movies, ALIEN. Couldn't resist going all fanboy on her yesterday & asking for a photo. She told me she's now in the cast of The Mandalorian. Talk about bad timing: she's now in that galaxy far, far away, years after I checked out! 💔

She should’ve

The way trauma can rewrite your brain chemistry is kinda wild …

Ruining stranger things watch experience by asking every question imaginable

Bret and Demi are manipulative, hypocritical trash, they need to be kicked out of the group. #slomw

Stassi did such a bad job hosting the #SLOMW reunion I’m kind of in shock. Can’t believe I’m saying this but being back Viall he has literally no camera presence and is evil but he knows how to produce an argument 😭😭😭

This reunion wasn’t needed at all & I think maybe Stassi should go ahead & sit the next gig out… #slomw

“Since she wants to be petty and be an asshole, I think I’m just going to go ahead and say that Grandpa Bret likes to drink her piss like it’s dirty soda, and he gulps it down like water, and that’s what fruity pebbles is.” #SLOMW

Why is there more it a focus on Dadtok than Momtok on this? The women are the stars. #SLOMW

STOP GIVING DAKOTA A PLATFORM. The show is called secret lives of Mormon WIVES so the fact he was allowed to clear to the stage so he can have his 5 minutes is PATHETIC. Hulu you gotta do better #slomw

Stassi is a terrible host, I am sorry. This is like Nick and Vanessa Lachey levels of bad. #SLOMW

i hate all of these men #slomw

Made it 5 minutes into a video of two famous internet journalists talking about how they were shocked that Sydney Sweeney is Republican and I’m like…any person of color could have seen that coming from a mile of way. She does not deserve the benefit of the doubt they gave her 🫡

Bend that ass over! Let that coochie breathe!

Too quiet in here to eat my honey bun smh

This guy in the waiting room I’m in looks like a small/thin uso brother

I need someone to watch this Puffy doc with on Netflix if it’s THAT good

I never seen this shit take this long. Like damn hurry up.

Got hit and the person drove off. I’m okay but how do people not feel bad!!!

Period. No tampon.

I also hate restaurant menu QR codes. Irks me badT!!! Give me a fucking paper ass menu pls! Laminate that bitch if you gotta. idc idc idc.

shout out to bell pepeprs. mmm

Still mourning my perfect skinny jeans that ripped the other night RIP I don’t know what I’m going to do without you

Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!

The amount of Black Friday email and texts I’m getting from stores is insane

FYI, the snoopy game is on sale at target !!!

Two of the most annoying, obnoxious teams playing each other what could go wrong

This football game fucking sucks

The most obnoxious form of poor and lazy media literacy to me is someone who comes up with those dumbass fan theories about shows, usually cartoons, how the entire story is the result of a main character’s delusions, drug addiction, etc, and none of it is actually happening.

I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.

Do yall watch All’s Fair

Need to go bowling more often

Idrc to hear a Diet Coke be called a “fridge cigarette” again if I’m being honest

“Out for delivery” WHAT STREET ARE YOU ON!!!

Sometimes it’s okay to be selfish.

I’m sick and tired of restaurants not having physical menus. I do not want to scan a stupid QR code

Late to the party but if the men of #SLOMW have no haters I am dead