Christian made his bed to be a target, but the show had to, as often in the new era, tie his hands behind his back so that he could never wriggle out. Again, #Survivor50 diminishes what should’ve been a fully earned loss by over producing so it feels like shooting fish in a barrel #Survivor

The bb25 flashbacks I got when Cirie said “she gotta go” #survivor50

Is Jeff, like, dying or something? Why has this season been like a Make-A-Wish for him?! Every episode is just him doing the stupidest shit… rapping, impressions, challenges #Survivor50

my biggest complaint is that they should’ve brought someone in to yell and antagonize jeff like he does like “JEFF, LOOKING WEAKER BY THE MINUTE, CAN HE HOLD ON” #survivor50

she's in every alliance. she's in your alliance and you don't even know it. your friends actually all have a secret group chat with her without you. #survivor50

Cirie @ everyone on the beach (map cred @dolffica.bsky.social, a BB season lifesaver) #Survivor50

Pitching Ozzy to Cirie BYE Christian love you it’s been fun but you’re dead #Survivor50

vintmice in april we are blessed

Woke up to Ashley & Leah fighting on Twitter overnight. Real Spiderman pointing situation #bbsky

Cirie coming back from Exile to direct the vote… #Survivor #Survivor50

BYE COACH YOURE ANNOYING AF #Survivor50

Aubry saying the twist and theme are not on trial booooooooooooo #Survivor50

Cirie comes back to camp and everyone is immediately like “well Cirie will tell us what to do” #Survivor50

"I don't know if the fans voted for that specifically" CLOCK IT, CHRISTIAN #survivor50

Emily Flippen most correct opinions on the most awkward blabbermouth ever—truly my survivor representation! #Survivor50

The entire polycule has managed to miss a fuckass multi-boot twist by going to exile now. #Survivor50

This Cirie montage oh my god is she winning the season 😭😭😭 like I get more delusional every week that it actually could happen #Survivor50

Can Cirie win a challenge against only herself? (If this segment was about anyone else I’d turn the tv off) #Survivor50

Cirie while everyone is stressing as she’s safe from this double vote off. #Survivor50

Cirie safe before 8:30 like what do I even need to watch the rest of the episode for 😭😭😭 #Survivor50

Cracking up at Cirie’s relief she doesn’t have to be the last kid picked in gym #Survivor50

Dammit it’s already happening

The Catholic Church is having a branding moment so good that even I, a person with a deep personal grudge against the Catholic Church, find myself being like “fuck yeah, let’s all listen to the pope!”

Heard an icon was turning 35 today! Paps don’t let me down, tell us where the party’s at.

vincenzo, vinny the lip, vints, vincent. happy birthday to the man who tormented me until I saw the light and realized he was a star. analyzing your psyche for months did irreparable damage to my own but I wouldn’t have it any other way. to empathy, beanies, straightened hair, and 35 🥂

it’s midnight which means HAPPY VINTSCHELLA‼️🥳🎈eat pasta! eat pizza! honor YOUR favorite Italian today‼️❤️

I love R-I-Z-G-O-D Rizgod baby that get off the couch speech he knows he’s mother’s heir when she finally wins 😭😭😭 #Survivor50

Much better poet than Coach! #Survivor50

Watching Coach through the frame of 4 season arc about a man descending even further into madness #Survivor

In one year, Rizo has become: - RizGod. - Izzy Fields. - Tyson Apostol. The list is only going to continue to grow. #Survivor

Flip on coach flip on coach flip on coach #Survivor50

This is so chaotic and funny and Rizgod is the only one who doesn’t look crazy which is great for the polycule #Survivor50

this is great they should have done it with 17 #survivor

Cirie wins individual immunity! #Survivor50

Not me rooting for Ozzy in a challenge for the first time in my life #Survivor50

Cirie with the islands secrets 😭 #survivor50

Those two willingly calling their alliance with Cirie “Cirie’s Rizard of Oz” is sooo funny like just write on your face “I am Cirie’s puppet and she’s pulling the strings” 😭😭😭 this really could be mother’s greatest masterpiece #Survivor50

Cirie really is the Rizard of Oz… she’s literally the woman behind the man-shaped curtains running the whole game #Survivor50

Oh this was why I was SO into Tiffany on her season!!! Where have they been hiding her this time? (behind annoying ass men I wish would go home) #Survivor50

We thought the divine right of kings was inescapable. Centuries passed under chattel slavery, colonialism, and imperialism. While we still wrestle with the remnants of all those institutions it is still fact that we broke them. We can break this too. We will. We must.

This is genuinely one of the weirdest days I’ve ever experienced I’m like doing 15 minutes of job work, 15 minutes of looking at social media to see if there are any updates about the end of humanity, 15 minutes of a relaxing game or project, rinse and repeat. Because like…what else can you do?

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

So, like, should I do work for my job today or is it the last day of civilization and maybe it’s better to enjoy myself?

I feel like the events of this week prove why women are skeptical of men who make having progressive politics a personality trait. You can’t meaningfully respect women & treat people this way. It’s all image curation to West & always has been #summerhouse

So many graves to dance on lately!

TIFF CALLING JONATHAN A SKANK LMAO SHES FINALLY HERE #Survivor50

Tiffany next week. #survivor50