NOTHING beats a Jet2 holiday!

This has honestly been my favorite birthday ever

Bahamut version 36.0.0.0 is now installed 🎂

Walked into the lobby of my hotel in Lisbon yesterday and saw a carbon copy of the Ratliff family: -straight couple between 55 and 60 -two young adult sons -one young adult daughter -all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way

hot mommy ambassador

Portuguese wineries are really God’s country

Jet lag kicking my ass today but still went to the contemporary art museum and had a nice cute lunch with my friends

Living my best life in Lisbon

OoO set for the next two weeks

Omg all the warning posts like these I’ve seen and finally one applies to someone I’ve actually interacted with. Do I win a prize or something?

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

Can it just be Saturday evening already so I can get tipsy at the Etihad lounge at Dulles before I go on vacation

Broke my stress ball at work. I think that’s the surest sign that it’s time for a vacation

more 👏🏻 cunty 👏🏻 bobs 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 gaming 👏🏻

Updating my resume on LinkedIn (didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)

Just got told on Grindr “keep that body caked up baby” and all I can think about now is this

(realizing post-skeet that you can see the mist and hear the noise from my humidifier next to my bed and I’ve been officially outed as a chronic sinusitis-haver)

Lovely dinner with friends before I forced one of them to watch two episodes of Kath and Kim with me

🎶 Papam! Papam! / I see the smoke and know / Papam! Papam! / A brand new pope is coming home 🎶

Pull day done ✅

I’ll never forgive Andrew Cuomo for attributing the sexual harassment accusations to him just being Italian. I’m Italian and let me tell you the only person I’ve ever inappropriately kissed is my father.

Taking ass-centric selfies at work to distract myself from learning that my job might be made redundant sometime in the next eighteen months 🙃

Queen frostine has arrived at the met gala

sittin heavy

Puppets…

Doing the straight guy thing today and using yardwork as an excuse to drink

Final Fantasy moments you never forget

update: he left his p*ppers here the first time he came over, this time he said "oh you might as well keep them here for the next time I come. or you can just use them when you're horny for me." then we both came twice and I ordered us middle eastern food

You expect the weather to be this nice and for me NOT to play hooky from work?

Every single Friday my dick in a box! Over at your boyfriend’s place, my dick in a box! Cinco de Mayo weekend, my dick in a boxxxx!!!

Get in loser we’re posting lockscreens

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

honestly had some really fucking incredible sex two and a half weeks ago and he’s coming back Friday night and it’s all I can think about

le pit

There’s only one answer PLEASE ⚠️BeReal⚠️

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back on my bullshit (thinking about penises at work)

ready to bust on this #mcm #MonoChromeMonday

CLAIRE, IT’S FRENCH! #clairobscur

Rainy day has me in a mood 😈😈😈

fcf + me going four days without 💦 = 😵‍💫😵🫨

Logging onto bsky.app this morning

right thing to see at the exact moment the eddy hits

Good morning Happy Earth Day

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