Sleep on the rope, miss the rope. For good.

No new pictures and/or videos. Where are you mentally?

“I FeLL bAcK aSLeEp LoL,” he said, after ghosting me. Sorry you fell asleep. Stay that way.

The motherfucker even confirmed with me 2 nights ago whether we’re meeting up. Like, why am I THIS cursed with people? What the fuck am I doing wrong with my life?

When will I learn that guys are flaky idiots? WHEN???!?!?!!!?!

Gold stripes or silver stripes?

Didn’t really tell me I had any eating restrictions. And I’m hungry 🤤

Got a hole in my mouth filled by the extremely gorgeous dentist 🥹🦷

The pictures:

The attachments that went into my mouth for pictures today, oh my word 🫢

Holey poley, it’s #FCF!

Just add coffee 💦

2017 • 2019 • 2024 • 2026

Who’s your favorite fighting game character?

Took the mom (+2 boys 🤭) out for her birthday dinner eleganza 🎂

Ngl I’m deeply green with envy for the pink, furry, perfect holes on here. They are sooooooo appetizing 🥵😮‍💨💝

Hi 👋🏽 Say it back.

OK I’m calling today Teri Tuesday 🤣😂🫢

Alan Carr, you awful human being! Best #traitor ever!! 😍🥳

So much ferality at the gym today, leaving me no choice but to take care of it lest I walk around with a raging leak 🥵🤷🏻‍♂️💦💦💦

WELP, my Dr just called and alerted me that my cholesterol is high (again!! fml), and my creatinine is higher than usual. Yay me 😒

I thought #MCM stood for ‘man crotch Monday?’

#MCM is back and I’m so bad at it 😭

Slightly diminish a game. The Fable of Zelda: Tear of the County

Don’t cha wish you were these sneakers 👟

👀🫣

Bleh, we just had a look-see at the urinal then he left 😒

A very, VERY handsome faggot stared at my crotch for a good 1.5 seconds. I can’t get up and walk. Not just yet. 🥵😮‍💨

2016 | 2026

I really need to fuck someone soon. Apply!!

I rarely chat with rideshare drivers (I know, lame) but the rare convos I have, like today, starts with topics about health/firness etc and almost always shifts to sex 🤭😮‍💨 I exited his vehicle soaked in precum 🥵

Can I have a minute of your time to go over an urgent matter?

When I tug it like this, and if I pull it like that…

You can just dissect me, you know

Not my house, but I know my way around.

Who is this fucking secret traitorrrrrrrrrr??!!!! #thetraitorsUS

Flexing? In this economy?

I can’t just sit in silence anymore. To all the dipshits fka my friends who gaslit me for “destroying friendships over politics,” this murder is on you. Don’t you fucking tell me we can find common ground through KiNdNeSs AnD rEsPeCt. YOU’VE GOT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS YOU CAN NEVER WASH AWAY. 🖕🏼🫵🏼❗️

I miss the hair, if I’m being honest 🫥

Victor. His name is Victor. He has such a gorgeous smile, eeeeeee 🥵

Welp. Asked him out last night on the off chance that he might meet up. Not a word back. Meeting people is so much work.

Not only did I gain 5lbs over the holidays, my visceral fat has now crossed over to the high zone at a lovely 9. Hooooooray.

So many quinceańerans and straight couples taking hostage, send helppppp

This is my booth, find ya own 🤭🙃

Not the girlies already screaming 😭

Ain’t no rain, or a text ignored yet again, gon’ stop me from some much needed bar night, even if it’s just me 🍻

🎶Plop plop🎶

Bloomfie breakups hit hard too, y’kno? 😩

Catch. 💦 🫴🏼

Should I open the blinds and give the neighbors a #fcf show?