NEW CONSTITUTION NEW CONSTITUTION

y'all don't understand how much i wish i could do this

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

They done went woke and transed Godzilla

hear me out: Silver Spring pupusa rides

we got a tax return instead of owing money for the first time in years and ofc we immediately needed to replace our fridge. you win some you go deeper into debt some

thought about @brenttoderian.bsky.social on @thewaroncars.bsky.social as my wife and i walked with the baby to MOMs and PJs earlier. even our relatively walkable space is NOT designed for families or kids. i was already an urbanist advocate but i've got a new perspective now

I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months

for perspective here, there were about 800,000 job losses in january 2009 i was one of them so it kinda stuck in my brain

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

A warlord adrift, lost in time. A starship captain, who's many things but never a boy scout. Adversaries. Lovers. "He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!" Space Seeded Rivalry

manatees are the best, most majestic big chonkers ever to play the game 🥲

Avery Brooks, who did *not* die!

thank you, Avery 😭

saw the news about Avery Brooks and for reals sent kermit and spongebob memes to my partners this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time

I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint

the nyt style section vs. der spiegel

amidst the horrors, keep putting some simple joys on your timeline

is Mischka a No Nonsense guy or a 100% Nonsense guy?

i'm glad y'all enjoy me online but why have i picked up almost 1k followers this week? also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up thank you for your time please have a cat

when you meet a dinosaur make friends with them

since 5 doesn't explicitly exclude cylons, i'm going with: can control any toaster with my mind

reskeet with your best bleps

Star Trek is kinda gay

caturday night coming to you live from Silver Spring Maryland

i'd leave stamets and culber for lura thok too damn

forgive the reskeet without alt text but for dmv area folks this is important advice from cwg be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!

gotta scroll scroll scroll so fast. there's too many words to mute. post your pets plz

The alt text version. Not sure why alt text didn't go through with this one.

JET RENO DESERVES THIS

mox shirts are so comfy and fun to wear

who's your favorite Jeffrey? 🖖🏼 mine's Shran

i'm here you fuckass bitch

Enormous Spock mind melding with Regular Size Spock is the best thing i've seen all day

tell me what words your pets know Gemma knows "chicken"

"i was married, but i'm not married anymore. women don't like the vehicle."

caturday cozymaxing

this is what happens to ferengi faces during periods of socialism

Muppet an r-rated movie: A Clockwork Beaker

alex kurtzman hates andorians doesn't he. he won't give them jobs

this means as a researcher i can call myself an evidence sorcerer

T-Rex discovered the bones of her brethren and went all king kong on the museum

the kiddo had his two-month pediatrician appointment today and along with some handouts about the next stages of development we got a cute little picture book. the doctor said, "we offer this one to all the families not just yours"

there's 8 billion people we can definitely eat 3,000

muppet an r-rated movie: star trek: the wrath of kermit

this was actually super nice since our little family is so often misunderstood or side eyed. i'm looking forward to next week

good news: sent this to my retired art teacher godmother and she thinks this kid is the best

The Isle in the Silver Sea was incredible you should read it

excuse me do you have any treats to share with a sweet fancy man like myself?