Post something random, or you'll have an awful October.

Pensacola ☀️🌊🏖️

float

All this rapture talk reminded me I used to sport this cute little bumper sticker 🥰

Tuesday tummy

excuse me while i put on a little fuck music

Woke from a vivid dream about a cartoonist who willed his notebooks of unpublished ideas to me and couldn’t go back to sleep after that. Maybe I’ll create some hand-bound sketchbooks in that format (3x3). Gym at 5:10am. Happy Thighsday. hevy.com/workout/8hQE...

5am 😤

Well that escalated quickly! I wonder what he really wanted my discord handle for?

I love Aldi’s nuts. Send skeet

happy Friday #fcf

Anxiety Wolf is back in stock 🥰

#fcf Like to suck, repost to swallow 😜

tiddie tuesday hevy.com/user/littleb...

Comcast wants to up my rate or lock me in a 5 year promotional rate contract that still increases my rate. Time to switch back to att. I hate this stupid game.

Doodles. Not to scale.

I love blue cheese so I just made a frittata with blue cheese in it and sort of hate it. :/

I opened a new bank account and they wanted $50 to order the most basic checks. Eww. Thanks but no.

Tuesday tummy jiggle physics

Happy #fcf

Reposting for the sticker 🥰

Happy Thighsday hevy.com/user/littleb...

No new butt pics but here’s a photodump from last weekend in new orleans

Slightly diminish a band/artist N3

Sending healing vibes to the skinny guy strength training at the gym every day, sometimes twice a day. How do you tell someone to take a rest day without telling them to take a rest day? And he camps on the only piece of equipment for cross body cable flys, doing shit he can do on 10 other machines

Sorry for not fcf’ing it. I’ve been away, then I was busy, then I was sick. I’ll put up some new content soon. 😈

Reskeet with spectacles, nerd.

Might be calling out of work again. Cough cough, sniffle sniffle. I actually and sick but also picked up a copy of donkey kong bonanza. :D

I might be a bit [redacted] today. Slow down bitch, slow down. 🧘‍♀️🦥😮‍💨

I’m trying to decide… face or peen, face or peen. Idk. I’ve been deleting face every few days (thanks pim👁️s, a¡, t0tal inf0 awareness, etc etc. I might ✨thoughtfully✨ rebrand as sfw (my content, no change in who I follow) and get nastier on an alt. Maybe start a Jff for face + peen & vids? Idk 🤔🤷‍♀️

I think I lost my Mario odyessy game card. 😭

Meanwhile I’m ordering decaf lattes with extra shots of decaf espresso 🙈

This guy at the gym is loading up extra weight around his waist for the assisted pull up / dip machine 🤪

Felt cute might [redacted] later idk

The Magic Butthole

"she had no horses but thought she did" peak comedy

It takes guts to be a chitlin

The three biggest cities in Mississippi are Mobile, Alabama, New Orleans, Louisiana, and Memphis, Tennessee.

“Don’t bomb our hospitals! Only we get to bomb hospitals!!!” I hate this stupid timeline

Some little guy positivity for #fcf 😊

Thur ✅ (full body) Fri ✅ (at home yoga & core) Guess I need to give attention to forearms, back, and calves next week.

✅ Cardio, shoulders, core

I should call him… #mcm

My hermititude is down 26% over last week

Those little bottle graphics suck. they’re too small to read and have no text to mute #grumble #getoffmylawn