A wig is not a hat so much as an illusion, comparable to the glamours of the mischievous fae. Unless it’s from Party City or something, then it’s basically hat territory yeah

is a wig a hat? discuss.

Last mirror selfie in this house, so have some dick, as a treat

So I guess the season is over

The baby gays don't know how good they have it, like if I went back in time to show 18yo me Wor$t Girl in America 18yo me would have evaporated

This morning I had a DREAM where I was driving my VAN in SAN FRANCISCO and got LOST and had to turn AROUND on a busy STREET and it was a whole THING and now I'm making FRENCH FRIES

If anyone would like to give me $500 let me know

There are squatters in the abandoned house next door again, and like, I don't want to be a narc but do they really need to be doing creepy shit like slowly pounding on the walls at 11pm to be let in through the basement window, like is that necessary Some texas chainsaw shit

Fun fact I am listening to Ys

Updates from vanland: This is presumably where the magic will be happening

"Mom/Dad, what were you like in the 90's?" Blissfully unaware that in 30 years my nostalgia would be weaponized in order to train generative AI models on what human faces look like over time

The 12 people who consistently like my text posts are being written into my will

Womenswear style influencers: "Let's style this cute top I thrifted!" [puts on 40 pieces of clown drag, completely obscuring said top] Menswear style influencers: "RARE AESTHETIC" [puts on jeans, vintage graphic tee, and chore jacket]

Updates from vanland: 1. Before 2. Cleaned + rust abated 3. Sound dampened 4. Vent fanned, partially insulated

The flat of diet coke really sells the butch fantasy, no?

Trying to renegotiate my relationship to my body/sexuality in a way that centers my subjectivity rather than performance, trying to exist within myself rather than view myself from the outside Anyway here's my torso

bought a house last week

Who wants some smut? You do, obviously. Selling these three early issues of Bear, hit me up if you’re interested!