I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING FABRIC-- it's fine. I'm fine. I just need to get one more yard of fabric. and then turn that into ten yards of double-fold binding strips. and then assemble everything. it's fine. I'm fine. I don't need to wear this on my trip this weekend. it's fine.

y'all need to cool it with the turtle

my dream (my DREAM) for the miss piggy movie is that it's *almost* a musical, like she keeps threatening to break out into song but someone stops her every time, until the end when she does a genuinely heartfelt cover of Cellophane I will also accept a shot-for-shot remake of Stalker

made a lil fitting muslin probably going to take in the sleeve cuffs and crop the torso by maybe 1/2", maybe lower the neckline by 1/2" too should I add an extra 2" of ease to the torso? idk

look, if you want new hole pics you'll need to come take them yourself

sometimes I just look nice, I don't know what to tell you

how about you shut up

it is ween

rainy day outfit

girl dinner

archival butt pic

going to the arby, anyone want anything? (featuring lil visible mending job on the pocket)

deeply sorry to say that if you want an internet that reflects your vision of a free and open society, you're going to have to get Good at Computer

I should probably come up with a different outfit at some point

it's drape yourself in a blanket and swish around like a diva season

do you believe in tummy tuesday

she's not quite finished, but I made a lil wall sconce thingy today still needs some edge finishing and embellishment but I think she'll be cute

bought a lil basket at the thrift store

baby's first zipper fly I think I did a pretty good job on it tbh

so nice to see some @bearpadart.bsky.social chodes out in the wild

is this anything

I made another hat

in typical fashion I forgot to document even one moment of the sewing process but this hat did not exist this morning and now it does

you all are not even ready for the number of adorable bucket hats I'm about to make not even READY

is this anything

I love it when I see someone like my posts from both their main and alt accounts, like two little forehead kisses

you should repost this one, I look really good here

no running on the side of the pool 😤

I need shorter shorts

I went to new york for the weekend and took four pictures

did you know that if you go out dancing all night it can be really fun

genuine question: if I started making custom cpap straps would y’all be interested in buying something like that? if so, what would be a reasonable price point? $30? (they would look better than this, this is just a proof of concept)

why is it fifty degrees fahrenheit on may thirty-first twenty twenty five in cleveland ohio united states

I cleaned my room real good, so now I’m supposed to not be depressed any more, we had a deal

compliment my outfit or I will literally die

brought this diva home today, she’s going to be a lovely lil handbag

in addition to being a stunningly beautiful genius I am also talented, if you even CARE

and since I’m losing followers for Provoking the Nerds, I’d like to take this opportunity to say that I think jar jar is FINE and COOL, actually

as the weather warms, The Scissors call to me once more into what wretched forms shall these unworn, unloved garments be transmuted? only time will tell probably crop tops though

bonus tummy tuesday, as a treat