I love those moments when you're drunk and there's a mirror and you just serve cunt for yourself and no one else needs to see it you know? you know?????

Sunday shed pic 🍆

Share if you wanna bounce my belly too

should I make an inadvisable post today

Have a bad cold but at least I have a big dick

I should probably come up with a different outfit at some point

Bishop, Berlin

don't worry, you can still commodify my body, I know how much you love that

too depressed to get hard today so here you go

It’s been a long week, we deserve some quality time together 😉 #FCF

oh my goddddddddd

it's drape yourself in a blanket and swish around like a diva season

I like my men like I like my kirkland signature shrimp

From the ole archives ~2015

On all fours for humpday!

😉

is it still tuesday

ropes course

💪🏻

a semi for saturday

Want to spend Saturday with an otter? Lmk. 🦦🥰

Sweater weather

Been a while since i posted something like this (probably im not gonna check)

important

Thick Thursday!!

#tbt to maybe my best dick pic ever

just did field surgery on myself (removed a skin tag)

dismantle me please and thank you

ready for my closeup mr. demille

I'll take it uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...

fuzzy tum✨🫡

this phone's camera really highlights how ghostly pale I am

do you believe in tummy tuesday

it happened again

I WILL get enough sleep tonight if it KILLS me

i love to read wikipedia

she's not quite finished, but I made a lil wall sconce thingy today still needs some edge finishing and embellishment but I think she'll be cute

bought a lil basket at the thrift store

fetter schwanz freitag

anybody wanna come fuck the existential dread out of me?

I am, in fact, alive

seeing all this "performative man" shit going around, I am once again deeply confused by and concerned for the straights

toni it's so hot

do I finish my CV when I get home from work or do I write a 10,000 word essay titled "Got Me Hoping You'll Page Me Right Now: Beyonce, Technology, and the Cultural Politics of Time"? more on this later