He said his best friend want to get home and swap

Straight men are hot until you actually hook up with one and they have shit stains on their underwear, they kiss by flapping their tongue senselessly and their toe nails are full of fungus.

The first time I was in a actual bed with a man was so fucking intense. I had played here n there at a bar or in a car but nothing compared to that time in a bed super attracted to the man. No words were said. I was shaking and we just acted on how we felt. I had just turned 21 and he was 45.

Found this perfect looking person on a random Facebook search 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Haven’t jerked off once to anything on this app…. All the pics feel more like aesthetic to me. Cool hot sexy, but nothing that actually makes me hard.

My crush Dan

At a company dinner and mostly gay folks and women but one of the straight couples the husband is fucking sexy it’s driving me nuts…..

The worst sex position for me is when the bottom sits on me. 1. If you’re doing squats I know that is too much damn work, and I can’t cum like this so don’t do it for me. Please don’t get creative.2. It keeps slipping out, I get soft and you shit on me

Bro if you’re 7363783848 miles away on these hook up apps don’t write me bro. 20 miles is doable. Anything past that makes me mad

Life is beautiful when you can see a straight powerlifters nuts from the back as they bend down to do one of their uninteresting lifts.

It’s only weird to me when we’ve been following eachother. Chatted, flirted, sexted even…. Then out the blue I go to your page and you unfollowed me…. I wish you told me or I would have known cause fuck you too… you had me following liking your shit, whole time you don’t fuck with me

Boxer briefs smell Like baccarat when I left his spot

He’s in the DoubleTree Suites with his hands on his hips A look in his eye and a smile on his lips

Goldie

100….. keep that wack booty hole…..

If you say you down to hook up and then you wave the carrot in my face, and me as a grown ass man directly say let’s meet then you start moving the cape like a bullfighter dodging meeting up best believe I’m turned the fuck off cause gaslighting is not sexy

I remember before I came out the closet I used to see some beautiful girls with massive potential. They were just so fucked up though. No amount of love, kindness or money from the outside was going to fix it. With men it’s harder to spot that kind of thing