level 46 here we goooooo thanks voters for the fantastic bday presents! 😍🥰

fantastic thread

I hope Debra Messing is having a horrible night

fuzzy 🌞

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dis.

forgot to post this yesterday 🥰

ahem to my 20 moots following this trash

have you been good? yes, yes you have! here, have a lil side bewb as a treat

The people running this platform are fully willing and absolutely will ban you outright for *checks notes* posting memes that the Nazis in power would find upsetting. Do with that what you will.

learned something new this morning... if you take a "normal" sized puff of your oui'd vape with only a granola bar and preworkout in your stomach, you're gonna get super duper extra stoned. having a fucking great workout tho!

The world is a fuck Lets post dog pics

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PDX friends. Take a few bucks from your cancelled Disney/Hulu subscription and donate here ⤵️

Those of you cancelling streaming subscriptions from big corporations - consider supporting your local public radio/TV station! They lose federal funding on 10/1 and many, especially PBS stations, have streaming platforms (Passport) with lots of great, thoughtful content!

feeling good enough mentally to actually take a photo of myself... AND post it. weird!

looked at myself in the mirror just now and my brain said "whoa... when did I become a hot tattooed daddy?" thank you, brain 🥹🥰

oh why the fuck not @profanity.accountant

road trip! @mockingbeards.bsky.social @descovyschild.slut.dog

I didn't spend the entire day cleaning. Not at all.

met the sweetest puppy today 🐶🥹🫠😍❤️

I like kissing foreheads fyi 🥰

Hey furries: all that work that's been done to pressure payment processors not to ban NSFW and queer media will be for nothing if any of these bills pass. I know democracy is dead in the US but we have a duty to try anyway. Peep the linked post for info about what you can do to help.

If you're a NSFW content creator/pornstar who has time to link up with hot locals for collabs why don't you call those hot locals and collab on a protest at your representatives' office so your porn doesn't become illegal.

just look at this adorable boy

lewks for the day

if you need me, don't need me

took today off work to relax after having a friend in town this weekend... went to daddybone and the beach and met so many bloomfs irl 😍 and had a fabulous time. laid down for the first time today and it's 6 pm and I realize I haven't relaxed at all today. like sunday scaries but much much worse 😂😵‍💫🫠

hump day got me bricked up 🥵🥵🥵 gimme all those butts!

tap tap tap the category is:

I just got a haircut.......... with a dog in my lap the entire time 🥹🐶😍 the shop dog apparently loves to climb into a lap and snooze - under the cape. so cute!!

the seattle airbnb bathroom lighting was homophobic @descovyschild.slut.dog

last time this was really fun. help me decide how long i’m gonna try to lock up this time 1 💟 - 12 hours 1 🔁 - 24 hours 1 follow - 48 hours

pre mayhem ball snuggles with @mockingbeards.bsky.social and @descovyschild.slut.dog

baked and baking at 9 am on a saturday 🤭

I'm tempted to create a linktree and post it to my profile.... and when you click it, you'll find there's only my bsky listed 🤭

Really? Coming out of the thin blue closet with a cop fetish during the rise of fascism? That's immediately all of my likes + reposts revoked and a block from me. If you still don't see why this is deeply fucked up, Google is free, and you can argue with the wall.

one of my favorite artists is on bsky 😍😍😍

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blep or mlem?

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who wants to be my replacement body pillow? #humpday

Help save save our nude and queer spaces by signing the petition. Im counting on y’all babes. 🙏🏼 chng.it/HRfQbThgzQ

apparently I'm a kesha fan. who knew? puppy put on the new album in the car on the way to the gym, and I am continuing to listen while working out. really good so far!

goin to the game store with the dog as chauffeur 🐶🚗 @mockingbeards.bsky.social @descovyschild.slut.dog

I'm made of plastic like a human dog

there's vpl, and then there's VPL

happy saturday, bloomfs!