Pure class.

Elon is very concerned his emails begging Epstein for a party invite may be "misinterpreted."

the theater is screening DOS Boot

Relentless organizing by people who'd rather be doing anything else.

Welcome back, Marjorie Broken Clock

The Epstein files reveal (among other things) that rich white men invented AI because they can't write for shit.

Tesla board are u up?

NEW: It's not just Minnesota, judges across the country are calling out ICE for violating court orders with regularity. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Not sure how @theonion.com stays on top of breaking news like this but the print edition just showed up at my house with this:

“You don’t have to put in the gas line to the building. You don’t have to do all of the pipe in the building. You don’t have to do all the vents to get all the pollution out of the building. You’re just immediately saving money...” NYT gift article: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/c...

V. disappointed I had to look up Tallulah

Journalist Georgia Fort has been released from custody (video @fox9mn.bsky.social)

We’ll have the big fast trucks that go vroom and leave all of whatever this city is choking

Genuinely think we could Truman Show him in some place with a bunch of loud trucks and MMA fights and occasional F18 flyovers and so on and just leave him to enjoy

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

This is the literary equivalent of McDonalds demanding prospective fry cooks have a Michelin star.

"A federal judge on Friday ruled the Energy Department violated the law when Secretary Chris Wright handpicked five researchers who reject the scientific consensus on climate change to work in secret on a sweeping government report on global warming." Gift link.

Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.

Student from Minneapolis just spoke at Princeton’s ICE Out rally and said, “my neighbors Renee Good & Alex Pretti were murdered for less than what we’re doing now.” Next a *high schooler* from Trenton described the days she spends doing ICE Watch. If kids can show up and organize you can too.

We can honor Catherine O'Hara through buying, renting, and streaming her filmography over the next few days, so that the revenue is more than the box office receipts for "Melania" on opening weeken--oh, excuse me... [puts finger to ear] ...okay, yes, I'm being told that's already happened.

We are now in a full-blown constitutional crisis. That’s why following the arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort, I sent three separate letters demanding the dismissal of all charges, a congressional hearing, and a DOJ Inspector General investigation.

Yay! Now do the rest of them.

Got em www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/c...

He sure hates his own kids though

WHERE MY WILD PARTIES AT?

Criminalize leaf blowers

The few interesting things about Melania—like why she knew Jeffrey Epstein before Donald, what her “modeling” career really entailed, her "arrangement" with Donald, what she thinks about Donald’s constant cheating, and if she really hates Ivanka and Christmas—are omitted from the film.

Fixed it.

Don Lemon makes his first remarks after being released from federal custody. “I have spent my entire career covering the news…I will not stop now.”

According to the Pew Research Center, about 6% of US journalists identify as Black. Among journalists recently arrested by the Republican regime, 100% identify as Black. www.ap.org/news-highlig...

I’m a NO — not one more penny for ICE without stopping this violence. Two American citizens were killed by federal agents. No more roving patrols. No more secret masked police. No more warrantless raids. Investigate and prosecute ICE crimes. Get ICE out of Minnesota.

O'Hara observed people closely; she found the tics, the mannerisms, the specific beats of drunkenness and used them to open us up to her characters' frailty, their vulnerability, their humanity. n.pr/4qPNumV

LOL, the Trump administration had to release more Epstein files to distract us from the horrible reviews of "Melania" the Movie.

We’re going all out for @analiliafornj.bsky.social this weekend! At a moment when so many people are feeling anger and frustration about the state of our politics, the most meaningful response is action.

BREAKING: Tenants across Minneapolis and Saint Paul have just launched a Twin Cities tenant union, citing the fact that their cities are under siege, and saying they need to band together to protect one another. linktr.ee/twincitieste...

HAPPENING NOW: Aerial coverage of a MASSIVE CROWD peacefully protesting and marching down the streets of Minneapolis to protest the Trump administration and lCE 📍Minneapolis, Minnesota

Good. Now leave the CLPCA alone!

Governor Hochul just endorsed legislation to ban counties in New York from being in ICE's 287(g) program. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/n...

“…Most white people in this country are like most people who eat meat in this country: they want to enjoy a good steak, but they don’t want to go to a slaughterhouse and put a bolt gun in a cow. White people enjoy their privilege, but they don’t exactly want to see how their privilege gets made.”

If musk and all of the board leave, I will run tesla and only make this and e-bikes

Just saw another school emptying out in the Haight to go.

Grok is the sound of throwing up a little in your mouth

I was only asking what night the wildest child sex party was going to be so i could avoid it.

NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge futurism.com/future-socie...

The Epstein files are just a distraction from the Don Lemon arrests which are just a distraction from the ICE murders which are just a distraction from price of eggs which is just a distraction from spiking health care premiums which are just a distraction from the collapsing global order which is j

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.

Greetings! I’m at a march in downtown Minneapolis. There are thousands here ready to march. It took nearly 20 minutes to squeeze through the crowd to get to the speakers.

Kind of impressed she emails

Oh look, it's Melania emailing Ghislaine, praising a profile of Jeffrey Epstein, and signed Love, Melania. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

i assume someone will ask Karoline Leavitt how many underage sex-trafficking victims are buried on the grounds of the Trump Golf Course in Rancho Palos Verdes