While I’m at it, WTF IS THIS??!!!

Do you know how fucking difficult it is looking at second hand peacock chairs? 9/10 FUCKING TIMES ITS FOR A DOLL HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK

Finally got a studio and producer for my new podcast - will be looking for guests to start recording around June. If you’d like to feature please get in touch, I guess instagram DM is easiest: www.instagram.com/tangiblevibe...

Could a depressed person do this?

I absolutely love being a crazy auntie, I’ll arrive absolutely manic with crates of monster and brand new trainers for them, then tell them all about the shit their mum got up to at 13 and then make sure they are practising safe sex and good drug attitudes, despite then saying weed is for losers

Did you know this actor is GOMER FUCKING PYLE?!

Can’t I just shock you? I hate VAR

Oh my god

I've got the Barclays Fever Hope you've got it too Pour me some bubbly, now it's All you gotta do Who’s gonna win, who’s gonna lose? Arsenal are gonna bottle it, irons will snooze I've got the Barclays Fever Hope you've got it too

Very very tense day today in our household

So @danielpetchey.bsky.social in that photo was there to hold my hand, but had to make room for paramedics and firemen and all the kit, it’s just taken at a moment he had to itch his face! He is mortified! Daniel has always been & continues to be my most fave and most supportive person in the world

So yesterday was exciting! I caused right kerfuffle in the road I’m ok now but likely I have…. Broken my arm! What a throw back

Buy my stuff! The incredible @joliemayfellows (who has a degree in fashion merchandising & a DIVA) is selling my wardrobe on Vinted, including bags, shoes, clothes, unworn lingerie and even the odd Labubu) more uploads this Sunday but check it out now www.vinted.co.uk/member/16683...

My boyfriend clapping so loudly at anything he is even slightly pleased with in this game, humans should not be able to clap this loud? My ear drum is bursting

I didn’t actually I kept looking for it but nothing ever fucking releases in the cinema anymore I’m furious

Perfect balance

Has to be said that so much of the hate for Arsenal comes from the fact that Arsenal has consistently had a good looking team. Other teams and fans won’t admit it but it’s the truth. They’re mad because their teams are ugly. This has been the case for almost three decades now.

May the forth be with you! Chewbacca ate the Ewoks who refused to fuck him in the ass.

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@ewacat.bsky.social friend there is a new Kane pixels video out!!! (You’re the only person I can tell who cares)

ive watched this part like a dozen times now

I have lost my MIND at the stats on bluesky LOOK AT THESE

Waking up and opening the browser on your phone and forgetting the last thing you were looking at was porn, has to be the most disgusting feeling in the world I am only capable of being a pervert at night, not in the light of day

I wish and hope that somehow infowars is enveloped into the on cinema universe Also this is like if Chris Morris took over GB News, I’m giddy

Giving Tim Heidecker infowars is the first, but not the last, instance of The People's Joker becoming real life

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Retina status: VERY dry

Hope they remember to program their keycards to only open specific doors!

Can I just shock you for a second? I hate football

The tension in my house is evil right now, and apparently me saying “should I put a bet on?” Was the worst thing I could have said IF anyone can advise me on how or what to bet bc I’m very poor and would love £100, I’m open to suggestions, I only bet on horses and they always are the ones who die

Who is using threads? Why would you do that?

Every single lad on love on the spectrum pulls a fucking BADDIE

New Wendigoon video: DADDY IS MAD

Girl we ALL have questions for Mr Beast

Also not a tweet per se, but that day when all the worst of uk journalism twitter were protesting something and all stopped tweeting for 24 hrs

Star Trek: Voyager Season One - re:View

Green Party sent out a mailer to start process of being a local a candidate, and as much as I think it would be cool to do, there is no amount of internet scrubbing that could undo: selling my tits online, writing about fetishes, having very public and loud beef with approximately 100 people

Daniel has decided we are just gonna listen to every song from Rem Lezar this evening

We got the uncle who delivers my prescriptions an Eid present and honest to god the response was too much I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I’d like to know the process of how whom what where went you’ll be getting this money? Genuinely excited to know your plan

God I fucking hate Neutral Milk Hotel I cannot hack it, and it’s not doing anything for my spring clean mood I feel murderous

Bluesky/Twitter

In case you were unaware, the Cass Review was the biggest and most egregious case of policy-based evidence making perpetrated by any government in recent years. It is so flawed it has been almost universally condemned. Don't let them do the same for mental health care.

I really love enjoying the on cinema at the cinema Oscar special with my pals on here, feels like old Twitter Then I love checking the actual Oscar’s (just the list) the next day, because Oscar special is thee most important day of the year

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.