Absolutely fuming, woman with choppy bob and puffer gilet PUSHED in front of me at the nail place and got seen first and here I am now waiting fucking 25 mins to be seen I hope her horse or whatever does a buckaroo with her on it

I do wish AI was a new emerging form of sentient life so I could pull its heart out with my bare fingers like mola ram

Does anyone have any Letterboxd sub discount codes? am VERY poor atm but I use the app so much - Tried a few like REDRUM20 and 70MM but no go Would be eternally grateful and you will be rewarded in heaven Photo of Daphne watching a film on an iPhone, as all great cinema should be consumed

This was a fake, he faked the kidnapping

I’m just saying, you know what happened to Beria? A prolific predator? We could do that again you know

saw @jjlendl.bsky.social in the pale moonlight poster this morning and thought I’d never see it again, then realised I already OWN a piece of their work “In the pale moonlight” is genuinely like Shakespeare and you should watch it “Duet” is one of the BEST pieces of tv I’ve ever seen

Never forget what Dawn said also I fucking miss you like mad pal

Just asked Daniel to grab my pimple patches that got delivered, but asked for “micro dots” Was transported back to 2003 in what I can only describe as an indie landslide nu rave bloc party drug flashback

Man it’s 5am and I am so far down the Epstein rabbit hole they talking about underground cities and cloning and snuff films Nothing on this fucking shitty earth surprises me anymore it’s probably true somewhere Honestly boo Earth you suck lemme go live on europa or titan thanks

Missed my birthday bc I was ill and slept all day and night for about 36 hours, everyone thought I was dead This is my cake that I couldn’t eat and is in the bin :(

Honestly thinking about this has absolutely cracked me up

I believe this was the Valium oxy day

This is genuinely like reading a clockwork orange, thank fuck for that nadsat index

I got so many DIY recipes (both normal and cooking) spare, if you want some, DM me for dodo code so you can come collect!

Albert the French dog on IG/tiktok has been KIDNAPPED

How shocking. The Sunday Herald, 21 May 2000:

JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

PIPPIN: Drink up. That's a good boy. GANDALF: (slaps can of Coke Classic out of Pippin's hand) Fool of a Took! GANDALF: (soothes Shadowfax by stroking his neck) GANDALF: The only drink fit for the King of Horses is an ice cold Pepsi Max.

The way my tattoos are positioned I can also say it’s a tribute to the NMH song “Communist Daughter” and not that I’m a huge communist who just happens to love NMH

what's the situation with vaping on a zoom call that is somewhere between professional and casual? I have used zoom once because my life doesn't require such fuckery, ONLY time I did one, needed to vape so badly I got my ADHD diagnosed in 3 minutes because the dr pointed out my faffing and fiddling

I try not to be one of those people who spends the whole time in a museum taking the piss out of the exhibits but you tell me this rat jug isn't taking a tricky shit

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My mind is actually blown wtf

THE NATION

Maj. Kira Nerys would have spaced adult Wesley Crusher I'll tell you that much

My favourite film? Turning 40? ON THE DAY OF MY 40th BIRTHDAY (4th Feb don’t forget) Please let me come as guest of honour

Watched this last night good video but obsessed with @dirtlord77.bsky.social now - platforms & payment companies have been doing this to any sort of Sex work & adjacent content for so long now? Credit cards etc should not have the ability to censor legal made art and content Also the game is AMAZE

my girlfriend can name more countries than I can but I can name more fictional countries than she can so it’s basically a wash

Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television

i hope people celebrate in the fucking streets when andrew wakefield dies

Anyone got any spare 30mg elvanse I have NOT done my prescription in time and it’s close to Utoh time

God I miss alt, a diary isn’t the same I need to scream into a void that sometimes screams back? I wanna share exciting things, mundane things, horrid things to people who have known me since our teens

This goes so hard, I truly wish I could find cocaine decors essay on the furniture design on this film Come back to us please xx

Check out these iconic AMERICAN PSYCHO promo photos by Eric Roberts. Mary Harron’s 2000 horror comedy classic - adapted from Bret Easton Ellis’ hit novel, screens once again at the PCC next Thursday afternoon, presented from a 35mm print. 🎟️: buff.ly/UM7KtlW

I’ll never get over how fucked over production was of event horizon - imagine losing hell sequences imagine editing out so much good

@jeffiot.net hey Jeff, I was on episode 15 of “there is no antimenetics division” and there’s only 3 videos left in the playlist and general uploads? Am I being weird or have you had to remove them? I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS AND I CANT BUY THE BOOK

what idiot called it hansel and gretel instead of And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Bread

THE ANOMAL CRPSSING UPDATE IS A DAY EARLY ALERTA ALERTA

I was a great raid leader in like 2009

Daniel is letting me do the voice chat in his PlayStation game and lemme tell you screaming MEDIC NEEDED YOU IGNORANT FOOLS GET A GRIP or WE HAVE CAPTURED HERE WE DONT NEED TEN CUNTS HOLDING IT MOVE OUT actually works

Skater girls of Ethiopia

This is Norman - my parents new dog, after Pru the pain was too much so he’s mending our hearts (@Michaelbayes8 loves to do ai on dogs so don’t come for me or him he’s celebrating our FA cup game win) If you know somewhere that does footy tops for dogs lemme know tho

Got hyper fixated on redoing my pin board today, I’m so proud of it lol. (Fyi Pee wee & robocop made by @charlottebayes.bsky.social’s fair hands years ago)

Thanks @bigjoel.bsky.social btw I literally watched your Lorax video the day before this event

When the one Ent that was on fire puts himself out in the floodwater 👍

Sadly she didn’t go with my graphic designs (it’s my passion) but if YOU want something small designed for a very fair price - please think of me innit, don’t use AI I have ten years experience and I will literally do it for the price of a full set of nails and eyebrow wax (price avg outside M25)