I can’t believe I’ve been logging into this silly website for 14 years man lol, there’s still films on my watchlist I put on it on like day one

Ppl afraid LB is going to enshittify have no idea how much better it was in 2012 beta mode (even with the regular half-day downtime lol), it’s been declining ever since, the weird video rental thing should have been the biggest clue!!

Before Berlin I was having a stressful project to finish at work and went into a deep hyperfocus listening to it’s a hard knock life from Annie on repeat

One of my bf’s fav films is Excalibur so imagine my delight that I got to take him to see it yesterday in imax and also Charley Boorman was there and also it’s the best dark fantasy film ever?? When they’re riding thru the land and the flowers all bloom SICK SICK SICK also Percival ilu

Berlin

I’ve always liked asobi seku but I just found this song last month and it’s in full on adhd dopamine stage, ON REPEAT I cannot describe the endorphins it gives me lol

So rarely do a full face now I tricked a man into loving me but am filled with the bank holiday spirit this eve

Also not a tweet per se, but that day when all the worst of uk journalism twitter were protesting something and all stopped tweeting for 24 hrs

Fuck sake and Richard Dawkins STUPID waste little jar of honey crash out

Can’t believe I forgot the greatest tweet of all time

Whenever I type OMG I need everyone to know that for the past 3 months I haven’t typed it without it sounding like the “ohhhhhh… MY GOSH” in the video Craig David took on holiday when he accidentally killed a flying fish

NO NO WAIT IT WAS DAVID LYNCH HAVING A MOLE UNDER HIS PATIO (I CAN ONLY FIND IT PRINTED ON A MUG)

No wait it’s when Brian McFadden threatened to strangle someone with their mouse but the best part was the reply saying it’s Bluetooth

I still think ab “I send a the calzone into space!!” Every day

Idk what I did to get onto this Vinted algorithm but this is the shit it’s recommending to me and I’m furious

In my yearly Fountains of Wayne binge, I just love em so much, pure catchy pop rock WALL TO WALL BANGERS even my bf can’t stop singing radiation vibe now lol

I cannot stop thinking about that mad GQ American Football (band) piece - so much good emo lore like Tim Kinsella’s mum telling him when he was a kid that he could scream as much as he wanted as long as it was in the bathroom and that started a domino effect to getting cap’n jazz lol

Anyone got any cheap hotel recs for Berlin mid April? Preferably around Friedrichshain or Prenzlauer Berg as that’s where stuff we wanna do is! Can’t do a hostel, can’t poo without my own toilet lol

Crying bc Morrisons mixed up mine and someone else’s shopping, and instead of oral hygiene for them AND THEIR DOG they’re instead getting a sticky toffee pudding cake, Nutella ice cream and a rustlers burger

This years lol

Look at this pic of Pavarotti on a scooter, it’s joyful essence has taken over my soul, I can tell today will be a good day

Did Brooklyn beckham play in the buzzcocks in the 70s

Good morning to the Godzilla EVA unit only x

YOUR AGENT SAID YOU SHOULD SHUT UP

it's crazy that the guy in the photo is not the guy who did it but is in fact that AI artist whose art was eaten because he really does look like he just ate some AI art to prove a point

Quite obsessed with Pillion after watching it, just seen the director is the equivalent of emerald fennel which has dampened enthusiasm a lil bit lol

La Tristesse Durera

Good morning but more importantly, Happy Birthday to the filmmaker, actor, comedian, painter and more, the wonderful Takeshi Kitano - 北野 武

Gaudi is sick, who’s building a church and is like do u know what this needs? Some vegetable adornments hell yeah

Landed Barcelona, why does Maccies lets you order gazpacho

I think the worst part about being in Birmingham airport is that you have to go through bham new street to get there, my two most hated places on earth

1993

Obsessed with SegaWorld Trocadero, we went for my 10th bday and it was the greatest thing I ever seen lol

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David Darrow #1985 rb.gy/bbamal

Gentry Tokyo “Vogue”, 1999

Got hyper fixated on redoing my pin board today, I’m so proud of it lol. (Fyi Pee wee & robocop made by @charlottebayes.bsky.social’s fair hands years ago)

Got to go to Barcelona for work next week, dress code usual bsns casual etc but one evening we’ve been asked to wear “cocktail chic” - I am at a loss tbh lol

I know moaning ab the state of trains here is v boring but I just booked a return glos - reading train (2hr each way) for Monday that was £75, and also a flight from Barcelona to Bham for Fri that was…. £40, lol. We’re cooked

Going back to work tomo feeling slightly better bc of this sick chair Rich got me, serious lumbar support right there

Wall’s ice cream sticker (UK), 1970s

Is this a good omen for 2026

My top first time watches this year: 1. Wild Zero (1999) 2. Godzilla vs Destroyah (1995) 3. Frankie Freako (2024) 4. Blink Twice (2024) 5. Caveat (2020)

Merry Xmas Rich got me the Japan Evangelion McDonalds toys I am the luckiest Christmas gal in the world

Watched the running man last night and had a chuckle at glen powell playing a 35 year old, just googled and he’s 37. I am also 37.

Guys how do you tell if a monstera you’ve had for 6 years and has been fine and suddenly all its leaves are falling off is dying? Is it root bound? I’ve never upgraded his pot, I’m a terrible mother 😭 but he still gets new leaves??

I’m at that point of “finished for Xmas” that I’m in a perpetual state of slightly tipsy but I just wanna say that that but in drain you when Kurt sings “with eyes so dilated I become your pupil” LIKEEEEE OKAY

Finally mustered up the courage to finish the pee wee doc today, everytime they showed his overwhelming drive to collect old plastic niknaks I was like damn that’s crazy 🌝

Why is this tiny gesture so funny