I'm officially, I moved wrong and pulled a muscle old. SMH

People are saying they talked to turtle man but, nobody's saying he talked back to them.

Socialism for the wealthy, feudalism for everyone else.

We are living in a country where the president can touch an underage girl's genitalia and there will be no repercussions—but if you DARE touch a pool of green water, you *will* be arrested and jailed. What a world . . .

Great recap here of the hellacious InfoWars legal drama we've been living in for almost two years now, and the ridiculous machinations we've been going through in order to pay the Sandy Hook families literally anything at all. Good stuff by @lizdye.bsky.social .

"Obama gets star-studded performer list for presidential center opening" www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Can anyone please tell me what the "P" "R" and "G" mean on decision desk election results?

Our MBK Alliance Ambassadors are examples of the outstanding young people we’ve been proud to support at the @obamafoundation.bsky.social over the years. We hope the Obama Presidential Center inspires even more.

🥳 today is ❤️🧡💜💛💚💙💜 #ObamaAppreciationDay 🎈

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood is now officially on YouTube. Current.org reports "up to 10 new full episodes added to the channel monthly, ideally based on a theme or holiday." There were 896 episodes filmed. Plus compilations. www.youtube.com/@MisterRoger...

In a nutshell.

Some people have to cheat to get a ball in, others just know how to do it...

The Princess Bride (1987) Director: Rob Reiner

This is an excellent idea 💡

IYKYK

😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇

NEW on “Paper Trail”: Cancer drug Revlimid is one of the bestselling pharmaceutical products of all time, with total sales of over $100 billion. It also cost nearly $1,000 per pill, even though that same pill cost just 25 cents to make. Listen to this episode wherever you get your podcasts:

New data reveals that New World Screwworm, a severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot, is spreading throughout Texas. This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.

NEW: This church teaches that once an abuser is forgiven, anyone who speaks about the wrongdoing can be accused of having an unforgiving heart. The burden of sin would shift from the person who committed the act to the person who won’t let the matter rest. W/ @startribune.com

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

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Everyone should subscribe to Stephen Colbert’s new YouTube channel. Get him millions of subscribers as a big FUCK YOU to the Ellison’s and CBS!! youtube.com/watch?v=jJTX...

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

Gotta give the man credit, however much you hate Donald Trump, he always finds a way to make you hate him even more.

COLLINS: But if someone was paying $2.98 a gallon before the war, and now they're paying $4.53, saying 'that's life' might not make them feel better JIM JORDAN: Those are your words, not mine COLLINS: You said that just now. I quoted you.

Dropped off my ballot today. GO XAVIER BECERRA ! Hopefully he makes the top 2.

Breaking NYT: Brad Raffensperger received a "manifesto" deemed to be a "credible threat on his life" on Monday, the day before a suspicious object disrupted a campaign event in Macon. The handwritten document included a photograph of Raffensperger with the word "Boom" written across his forehead.

78% of abortions occur before 9 weeks 92% of abortions occur before 13 weeks 6% of abortions occur between 14–20 weeks 100% are none of your fucking business

On CNN’s State of the Union, Jake Tapper asks US Attorney Jeanine Pirro this: “If the inspector general ultimately does not find any criminal wrongdoing, any evidence of criminal wrongdoing by Jerome Powell, will you commit that you will not restart the investigation?” Here is her reply:

True

this new series is actually disappointing…

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

An amazing community note. 👇

Trump demanded “unconditional surrender” and that’s exactly what he gave Iran.

TACO Trump will back down on his threat. Iran knows it.

*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬

It seems that federal judge in Houston was spot on when he issued Kash Patel an order of ineptitude.

This is really scary.