My current QBs rankings list, with diminishing returns from previous seasons: 1. Lamar Jackson 2. Josh Allen 3. Jalen Hurts 4. Matthew Stafford 5. Patrick Mahomes 6. Joe Burrow 7. Jared Goff 8. Drake Maye 9. Dak Prescott 10. Baker Mayfield 11. Justin Herbert 12. Brock Purdy

My hope is the 9ers are able to power through the season with a minimum WC2 spot and via a young/scrapped-together-veteran defense and a high-powered, surgical offense led by 2 of the best coaches at their respective side of the ball

Starting to think the “CJ Stroud - Top 15” convos need to be reevaluated

Need to manifest 40+ fantasy points from Ceedee Lamb tonight

sweet as cherry pie 🍒🥧 . 📸: @prbvisuals.bsky.social

Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.

Kinda crazy that Jerry Rice, Randy Moss and Terrell Owens all played on the 49ers at some point in their career

Today feels a little brighter now that Dick Cheney is dead

It’s kinda crazy to say now, but I had actually predicted that Jayden Daniels would be injured at the beginning of this season There’s just something about Washington and injuries…

lol fuck small businesses

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

Freddie Freeman is the most baseball looking guy I’ve ever seen

my man hitting em with the "ehhh heh heh heh"

Telling someone this is your favorite piece of work they’ve done so far when in fact you’ve never really liked their work and this one just happens to be bearable >

First base is sucking toes

Sade DreamKiller Parliament-Funkadelic Kendrick Lamar King Woman D’Angelo Primus Clipse

Feel like pierced tiddies are under represented in the porno-sphere

This is how me and your girl played out last night

People who hate on LA are corny

Every “spiritual” person is one misstep away from the trad lifestyle

As part of my work responsibilities, I’ve had to attend “sales coaching” meetings for the better part of a year now I can assess that if people went to therapy instead of these types of people, the world would be a better place

*me talking to my mermaid son about sex for the first time*: “Well son, lemme tell you about the shrimp and the clams”

Didn’t expect the most exhausting part of my day to be explaining structural racism to my coworker but alas…

Feeling bad for solo poly women on dating apps today 😔

When the boobs do that little ♈️ thing 🤤

Starting a fantasy football league with the polycule winners determine the D/S of that week

My politics are 4 day work weeks, 6 hrs a day, rotating 3-month breaks Anything beyond subpar work performance should be ruled out as reason for termination; which can only be decided by a vote between all employees And the abolition of “the customer is always right” culture

If you’re white, just know.. you’re on thin ice bub

How many Fedora Werewolves do you think will be running around this Halloween?

The Kingdom Hearts team should use Closer by NeYo for their next intro

Just a note, critiquing any nation attempting to achieve socialism without first and foremost prioritizing the negative effects of US intervention is a promotion of imperialist propaganda

Having a warm month birthday is actually overrated and I will refuse to attend your party

The LA driver mentally continues to be “how can I make this difficult for everyone involved?”

If you're a white leftist who wants to be an organizer, the #1 way I know coalitions will fail is if you're snide to Black people online. Calling marginalized folks cowardly and stupid for trying to keep themselves safe while protesting? You don't have what it takes.

*Balling my hand into a fist and whispering to myself in an aggressive manner*: it’s always the white men…

if you unironically call people tankies i think you are probably 12-14 years old and eat ur boogers

People need to understand the whole “we need to have a discussion” take is an entirely privileged position to have There are material consequences being afflicted to marginalized groups and to believe that any attempt to compromise with the oppressive forces is a necessity is asinine

When will my boss realize they’re a class traitor? And other stories

Trad husband but the kind that calls you The Old Battle Axe.

A big issue with western leftists is their marriage to individualism. On a broad level, there is no intrinsic obligation for the collective need

Anyone else getting a plethora of Pepsi content? I suggest investing in Pepsi stock soon cause something afoot

I’ve personally never used AI (at least intentionally) but I’ve been watching people I work with use it over the course of a week and not going into the ethics of it, this just comes off as a novelty at this point

Ready to unwrap your gift? I even put a bow on it🥹🎀 @mossydeschanel.bsky.social

communism = good

Broke: Jennifer’s Body Woke: Ginger Snaps

Me trying to avoid the peppercorn:

Usable Fantasy Football Names: Sander? I Barry Know Her Cee-Deez Nuts Dak and the Prestalk Can I Burrow some Sugar? Bijan Thunderdome Kittle House on the Prairie Favre Beans and a Nice Chianti Me and Ma-Homies I’m Black and I’m Stroud Steve Young and the Reckless

Merging my polycule with my fantasy football league

The problem with contemporary art is the amount of artists that are disconnected from the material world You’re either born into money or completely delusional or both