I fucking love Seattle so much 😭 I think I might try to move here if I can convince my best friend

I made the most beautiful pot of lemon chicken soup #soupszn

I always feel so cute in this bathroom

I love my friends but they’re constantly tempting me with evil. Last week i got a text asking if I wanted to adopt another rabbit 😓 this time I got asked if I wanted to adopt a litter trained possum 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

things to do today include finish reading trans girl suicide museum while I bedrot, clean out a bunch of rat shit from the litter boxes, finish an article i'm working on, take feet pics, smoke weed

I’m not going to post NSFW pics or videos on bsky anymore! but you can find my explicit stuff on my free OF and Fansly , I’ll link below 👇🏼

I’m sitting on a panel across from someone who believes that people with mental health disorders should be imprisoned. Unfortunately she’s not alone in that opinion. Donald Trump’s recent executive order on homelessness shows that he believes the same thing. It’s fucking abhorrent.

charlie kirk snuff video , as a little treat

really stressed today! please send $100

found $120 in a pair of short shorts I pulled out of the dirty laundry, dirtbag strippers win again!

Too young to make a career out of music blogging, too old to make a career on TikTok doing lil dances and shit

I asked the DJ at the club to play sludgecore for my stage set and every customer at the rack got up and left lol

Just saw this TikTok from someone in DC.

uploading pee videos to fansly 🥰 fans.ly/zoeyjpeg/t1

it’s hot outside ☀️ so that means I can keep wearing a bikini for as long as I want

jeopardizing my mental health by having a crush on a cis straight douchebag

I fucking hate Nostrana in Portland so much! The owners and operators of the restaurant are evil NIMBYs.

hey so it’s very very hot this weekend in my city and one thing I do every single weekend is work provide harm reduction + food + water to people experiencing homelessness it’s between 20-50 people we serve and I really want to get popsicles , if you can support $jpegunavailable

hey just a PSA don’t ever try to stiff me for lapdances when I have your full legal first and last name and also a loaded gun with hollow points

Who wants sloppy head? I’ll trade you for spanks until I weep from joy

filming every pee pee I have this week and it’s going on fansly! Public , stripper pees, desperate pees and more :) fans.ly/zoeyjpeg/t1

it’s hot outside ☀️ so that means I can keep wearing a bikini for as long as I want

follow me on Instagram if you love me 🥰https://www.instagram.com/zoeydotjpeg?igsh=MXZteGNpNW9oa2t2bg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

I really need to shoot some more scenes with big dicks 😊 who should I shoot with

Fuckin lames

no bigger betrayal than finding out a band you like has terrible politics

I asked the DJ at the club to play sludgecore for my stage set and every customer at the rack got up and left lol

Pink Mist. 🩷

me personally , I think it’s cheesy when SW get certified to become “holistic sex educators” or “intimacy coaches” I am not here to justify my existence with some training certificate , I’m here to do what I want which is make you goon to my butt

if you’re gonna start a fight over being crowd killed at a hardcore festival maybe stay the fuck home

my dream boyfriend looks like Shin Godzilla

Illustration done several years ago, for an artbook.

I mostly want my IG back because I was supposed to take this hot girl I met out to brunch on Wednesday :((( and I don’t have her number

follow my new Instagram please www.instagram.com/zoeydotjpeg?...

need to eat pussy 🥺 like a lot of pussy 🥺 for like onlyfans or whatever 🥺 who needs their clit licked hello 🥺

Kind of an odd request but if any of my followers are skilled at Wordpress and can assist in setting up a blog for a side project I’m working on, I’m happy to trade content for help 😇

I'll be streaming tonight on MFC at 6pmPST mfc.to/zoeyjpeg see you there :)

A brighter shade of red would look so delectable on your cheeks. Just sayin 🤷🏻

REPOST if you would spank? 😋

REPOST if you would spank? 😋

I wish my hot nonbinary barista spit in my coffee sometimes

ok I finally got my oral surgeon appointments scheduled for next month and it’s covered by my insurance ! But the catch is they won’t put me under and I have intense medical anxiety yayayayayaya I’m crying in anticipation

My worst collab experience to date was with @Sammi_Slammy 4 yrs ago, not only was she incredibly obnoxious and entitled, she kept saying weird racist things about black and Asian people and she fucked my (now ex)boyfriend on my couch and lied to me about it and I had to kick her out 🥴

couldn't find the power cord for my laser printer so I used the one from my fuck machine to turn it on. Whores rock!

SWERFs found my account on the other app so just wanted to come here and say if you are a lesbian you should come and support your local strip club!

Ngl all I want for my bday is a bukkake 😭 24 cumshots to celebrate the years I’ve spent being a dumb slut on earth