4. Viktor Featherless Bipedal Behold a man!

Everyone meet my new roommates Peter and Ghostface Killah.

No one has ever been done more dirty by a delivery driver than me

Anxiety be like ??

Whilst I am here, special mention to Craig and Graham

The British political spectrum, ladies and gentlemen. It will never improve, because these awful people will fight to the death to keep it like this forever, and we will inevitably get much worse than this as a result.

When your parents say "hold it up, let me get a picture" on your 15th birthday

No one has ever been done more dirty by a delivery driver than me

It's always the ones you most suspect.

They're too MUCH 🥺

Hey @rachelbrowen.bsky.social . Phil now has 3 months of rent he owes me

if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better

I would be mortified to be a mewling Harry Potter adult even if Joanne was still just known as the tedious centrist we all thought her to be a decade ago. "Ooo I want to drink butterbeer and see Gringotts in person" get a life, read a book for adults you weirdo.

Sky running a story like this because they know exactly what they are doing - there are bomb shelters all over Israel for Israelis, not for Arab Israelis though apple.news/Aau_w0WItQ-S...

i think papaya might like watermelon

@bolt451.bsky.social i regret to inform you that she is already behind on rent :/

papaya and yuzu cuddles 🥺

Bluesky is absolutely unmatched for people who seem to agree with you but do it in such a bizarrely aggressive way you've gotta block anyway

The babies made it EXTREMELY hard to leave for work this morning 😭

There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their life’s savings on a single event, what happened?" 99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.

New babies 🥰 from top to bottom: Celeste, Cassandra and Eva. I'm in love already 🥰

I need certain people on this website to accept that liberals are real and have real and earnest political convictions that aren’t just “republicanism but nicer”

I don't use this app much but I know there's people on here who will want to know. Unfortunately my sweet darling Jean passed away overnight 💔 She was old, and she went on her own terms with a full belly and an even fuller heart 🌈. My house is much emptier without her 💔

Cat House? Me The Night

Buddy it's half 6 in the morning. You can stop investigating.

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 17 years ago.

She kindly asks for your credit card number 🥺👉👈

remember when they were all so tiny baby 🥺

woagh!! meet papaya and yuzu!! these 9 month old girls were being rehomed by someone who no longer had time for them so they're gonna be joining my little family of gremlins!

how could I not fall in love with that little face

she is trying so so hard to have a thought

weuaghh!!

Britain stops the very day a new Prime Minister the lads don’t accept takes power and says “can I see the Northern Ireland files, please, the real ones. I’d like to talk about this in parliament”.

This is what happens when we twist the meaning of privilege to be about moral policing queerness, and not about having benefits others have no access to. You aren't privileged for being closeted. People become closeted because of lack of privileges, like community and health care.

They're just saying the quite part of all queer discourse. This has always been about shaming and suicide baiting vulnerable queer people. The goal is to harm those who are closeted and have no community. Do not listen to these 4chan gay incels. You aren't at fault for existing.

How your email finds me

Happy #raturday folks. Here's little Mickolas yawning #ratsky

오늘의 짜부

"Did you design those Triple H commemorative belts?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin nazi just like you asked" "what"

She's never going to sleep with you, Glinner.

Should have just gotten a dog

"iT cHanGeS NoThiNg iN prActIce"