My latest video is live! It's Part 2 of How Enemies Detect You in Dark Souls: Smell. No, this isn't a joke. Smell is an actual mechanic in these games. youtu.be/y4SUfS9ymBU

i have played through undertale twice and still don't feel like i get it. @sarahz.bsky.social's videos on homestuck have helped with some of the context, but it still feels like a bunch of jokes i'm not in on. i love the music.

Me when I have a single thing go right, and then reality reasserts itself.

should have been the attitude after the US civil war but alas

Dark Souls 1 datamining: Dogs without Capra The two dogs inside the Capra Demon boss arena will reappear if you revisit after killing capra demon. But they are not the same dogs. There is 2nd set of dogs in map data that secretly replaces them when capra demon is dead...

multiple days of hailstorms in london. in may. very normal.

man that sucks :( :( :( good luck with that

James Hetfield as the voice of my GPS: Take EXXXXITTTT FIIIIVE THENNNN TURRRRN RIIIIIIIGHT STRAAAAAAIGHT AHEEEAAAD THEN TAKE A LEFT PAST YOGURTLAND

the dark souls bonfire randomizer is a work of impeccable beauty

deeply unsettling

At a Korean restaurant tonight, they had this obviously AI-generated poster, that had *almost* legible text beneath it. I don’t understand how people can give so few fucks about the things they put out. It’s like, even if you’re a lazy piece of shit, 95% of the work is done for you. C’mon.

That's my council

The Last Giant, relocated from the Forest of Fallen Giants to North Greenwich

That’s my mayor

Ford shook his head.

it doesn't fit the meter, but we could put it on the b-side

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

my tomodachi has only brought me death

I’ve not posted much about my weight loss, but i am 7 notches down on a belt which wouldn’t even fit around my waist in december, and that is fucking crazy

being from the northwest, i can’t help but read “lxds” as “lids”, which i think is equally valid

Commissions are open again! I would love to work with you if you have a beautiful OC, something you want designing, or are an author who wants a cover illustrated for them! Please share to those who may be interested!

La la la, time to inflict frenzy! Something a little different today. My nighttime seaside walks gave me big Bloodborne vibes, and some of the pictures I took were perfect to inject some spooky art into. #bloodborne #art

why do we keep making the most embarrassing men on earth the richest? and why do i somehow think it's joss whedon's fault

The horse in Elden Ring was named Torrent in the hopes it would foil anyone searching for torrents of the game

this sort of shit is so baffling when you have a day where you've been in a pub that's been in operation for over 140 years, and also visited the house of the guy who wrote the actual dictionary

bluesky more like noobsky lol

The Rise and Fall of Misery Memoirs is NOW OUT on YouTube! Come learn about trauma, Satan, a two-decades-long scam, and the most insane chaotic good lawyer I have ever heard of. youtu.be/W8Nhvr1X8Kc?...

Issuing a formal invitation for JD Vance to come to London and endorse Farage

eat shit orbán lol

probably bad that so many people’s response to learning something different than what they were taught as a kid is either “this is a woke marxist conspiracy” or “I have been teleported to another universe via the mandela effect”

taskmaster is back on. all is right with the world for an hour

me: mother, father... i'm a clown father: like hell you are, this is a jester household! no child of mine will impart whimsy for the edification of anyone other than the monarch

Come on then, and remove him.

But there's no salvation here. You'd have done better to rot in the Undead Asylum... But, too late now.

Only unkempt crooks and liars to be found there.

Big deal! I can look up in the sky at night any time I want and see the moon. Why don’t these space nerds take photos of something unknown and mysterious, like my dad

Speaking of which, I assumed that “dialog” was just a US variant of “dialogue”, which was why I’ve used the latter when referencing the bot. But! I have learned that “dialog” is specifically used to refer to text in the contexts of software and video games. Neat!

I have added these three drawings that I finished today to my website, as originals for sale cos that’s how I roll. Soft big fox face, Van Gogh with red apples, Duck hand traffic lights signs arrows cones (yes) www.chloecumming.com

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

Oh my, oh my...

New Elden Ring cut content video! Early in development, a cutscene existed that would have shown Miquella planting the Haligtree, even long before the DLC was announced. You can see it, and some information about it, in this video I made: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSUR... Please repost!

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

today in "things it took you an embarrasingly long time to figure out", it is only thanks to seeing this picture that I realized that TLC were named for their initials

some people say there’s no wrong way to engage with art

Man, I fuckin miss Douglas Adams.