Ha, Slay the Spire II early access appears to have broken the Steam store

they gave the vice president a mountain dew. what happened next will shock you. (he bombed iran)

exhibit a: whatever this fucking thing is www.eurogamer.net/nintendos-ma...

luckily i've spent 15 years preparing for this

It’s so fucking tedious that reactionary regressives only have one playbook and it keeps working

It's the feel good hit of the summer!

This is why Everything is Spreadsheets in FromSoft games

You silly little bastard!

The Talos Principle II is a turnaround. It keeps the things I liked about the first game (the puzzle design, the gorgeous visuals), fixes the problems I had (it was rather cold and buried its intriguing story in tedious, slogging pretension), and injects the world with heart and humour.

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

sure let’s give our data to a guy who rants about the coming of the antichrist on joe rogan

britain is best skeleton

declownsitioner getting big top surgery

GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Hugely enjoying this. A very funny, supernatural, wrestling murder mystery? Hell yes. Will be checking out the rest of the series.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy. www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...

It was not going well.

They're all just a bunch of chasers and wanted to sex traffic trans women. Like that's the whole story. That's it. That's all of it. Pages and pages of my scholarly book just get deleted now because they're irrelevant. I don't have to prove or explain anything anymore. It's all just... there.

if you ever feel useless, just remember you could be a bloodred moss clump from dark souls

paying for instagram? hahaha fuck off hahahaha

Calling upon the wisdom of the Dark Souls datamining crowd on this one - what kind of weird interaction caused me to die instantly here? Instant full bleed buildup from a single Serpent Mage attack and all my health gone @kingborehaha.bsky.social

I’m hearing the strains of the world’s tiniest violin, which to Bovino is a normal-sized violin

They had me at "Contains depictions of blood and skeletons". This is extremely my shit and I can't wait for the full game.

A corpse should be left telephone

Excellent show tonight from @misterabk.bsky.social at the Bill Murray, the only comedian where I feel secure enough to sit in the front row whilst being in possession of a moustache

Cannot be stated enough

A really mundane observation from a Dark Souls randomizer: Darkwraiths can climb ladders. It’s not surprising, given that they’re a humanoid enemy, but you’d have to really go out of your way to kite them to the ladders in New Londo Ruins to see this behaviour in the vanilla game.

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

Did you know that during the development of Super Mario 64, before Mario got his now-iconic Whabbo Stick, he simply used to... punch and kick his enemies? That's right! Can you imagine playing the game without being accompanied by the gentle (if repetitive) cries of "Whabbo! Whabbo! Whabbo!"?

Everyone trying to figure out why a dumbass narcissistic sociopath with dementia controlled by a Skinhead Grima Wormtongue says what he says and does what he does.

In Dark Souls II, Licia of Lindeldt has different dialogue in the original version of the game.

In Dark Souls II, Licia of Lindeldt has different dialogue in the original version of the game.

ah yes the technology that infamously cannot count

in dark souls, if you attack petrus of thorolund he says "enough of you, feel the wrath of the gods!" but petrus doesn't sell or use wrath of the gods. is he stupid?

www.nexusmods.com/darksoulsrem... Ring Upgrade Mod (Dark Souls: Remastered) Upgrade Rings in Rickert's Shop in exchange of Twinkling Titanites. #DarkSouls #Mod

The fact that there aren't a plurality of Conservatives loudly condemning and fighting all of this means that we have to accept that they're all stupid, evil, cowardly babies who should never be given any grace, power or leniency ever again.

oof ouch my vaccines

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

if i ever owned a seal I’d name it keytothe

My top indie games of the year, a 🧵 1. Quendle’s House A compelling “evict ‘em up” where you have to manipulate a sad lonely pixel into believing that all his neighbours hate him and he would be better off selling his house below market rate.

using the scientific method and straight up “trusting it”. and by “it”, haha well. let’s just say. “The Peanuts”

“the logic of sentinel healing” is my favourite Mars Volta song

yes i think we should get big money out of politics i also think we should get big wet bitches out of politics