Stephen Miller would spend the rest of his days in prison if he were in a real country

Also they have a gun

call his bluff. let him tear the rest of the scaffolding down around him. we are either rebuilding or not, one way or another. stop playing ball with him

first thing on van hollen’s to do list every day is call hakeem jeffries a bitch and I respect it

I can think of something way more honorable you could do

And then the papers of record are all like “The government is becoming more assertive in its efforts to increase positivity”

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Conservatives have been telling me my entire life that the reason the second amendment exists is to prevent this exact situation. Every accusation is a projection.

Conservatives actually hate America and everything good that it stands for. They only love its original sins and I’m tired of letting them call themselves patriots

If George Washington himself had done this as President, he would have been impeached, removed, prosecuted, and imprisoned. This was one of the greatest fears of the Framers.

I got myself a hoodie at the deftones show but I overestimated the size and it was already oversized so I had to give it to my brother and I’m just sad because I have no merch from the show

Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped

Reminder: when those people say "none of us saw this coming" or "nobody saw this coming" they are not blind to the many people who saw this coming. You're just not an "us" to them. You're "nobody." There is no "i told you so" moment because you STILL do not exist. Save your people and your energy

they really think wars are gonna be won by which side can do the most pushups and not which side can convince the other to eat itself from within

17 people are dead from US strikes in the Caribbean this month and we still don't really know who they are and so far the president and VP have made jokes about scared fishermen.

The Overton window for imaginary bodies of scholarship

Do you think the people who write this stuff feel ashamed or that they’re like no, it is good and right that I should frame clear atrocities this way to the public

Mr. Brightside is a phantom song to me, I know I’ve heard it at least a couple times but I could not tell you what it sounds like because it simply will not stay in my brain

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

How can I communicate to my cat that it’s against the law for her not to sleep in my bed because I get depressed when I wake up and don’t see her

Recently watched this just for the cryptid and was not disappointed

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

It is important to see this sort of straight talking, precisely because of the executive order last week that conflated criticism of the government with terrorism.

Actually I hope it happens to him first

Commenting on a young woman’s video to kindly let her know she accidentally got some blush on her nose

I am so sorry but I hate My Chemical Romance so so bad. Their music sounds so bad to me

Guy with a swastika tattoo on his forehead: “Debate me BRO!!!” Ezra Klein: “he says he wants to debate and I have to take him at his word”

that's so weird, john roberts assured me the immunity decision meant this would not happen??

thankfully for this gentleman your right to recover damages from federal actors who violate your rights is well estab-- *aide starts gesticulating wildly*

we should take away all their money so they can’t do this

nobody on earth wishes you more harm than the people in power and their financial backers

Once again, the moderate position is for ICE to be abolished and Border Patrol to be gutted, and massive civil rights prosecutions leading to prison time. Anybody running on anything less is kicking the can down the road.

The wallet inspector assured me that she would return shortly with my wallet. That is not what this is.

Kennedy timed his retirement to make sure Trump got an extra pick on the court. It is not "partisanship" that is threatening American democracy. It is people who do not believe in democracy.

My brother’s birthday is today

Keanu should actually sue him for this

If you set your political affiliation on your dating profile to “prefer not to say” I will assume you’re a Trump licker because what else would you have to be ashamed about right now

Nobody cares about the victims in the Dallas ICE shooting apparently. The first I've heard about one of them was on CNN today. He's fighting for his life in the hospital --- he was brought to the US when he was 13. He's 33 now. No criminal record. I just don't know what to say anymore.

the president just said the military should start shooting american civilians if they want to

Many people and institutions that fight back are winning. This is a large part of the reason to scorn the people and institutions that have caved. When this is over their lives should be made miserable. More, I mean.

The United States is simply not politically stable enough, nor sufficiently committed to democratic and international principles, to host the UN.

Stop saying the law isn’t real. It is as real as its enforcement so actually our actions determine how real it is

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

"We are not authoritarian fascists and we will arrest and brutalized anyone who says otherwise."

I really hate that right now all these amazing people and causes I support need donations and subscribers more than ever at the same time that I’m the brokest I’ve ever been and had to cancel everything extraneous from my budget