Anybody else remember when - occasionally - something cool or good used to happen? I swear this is real

Could Auburn beat the Delaware Blue Fighting Hens??

Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.

Could Auburn have beaten Old Dominion?

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

My most interacted with post is when I was complaining about Mastodon. Lmao. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

2026/27 - The years we all caught up on our gaming backlog 'cause all the new games were built with AI.

An exec asked what was the moment this year where I said “I have really made it” I made up some heartfelt answer but the truth is there are two times where I feel that way 1)opening the fridge to see 5+types of rootbeer 2)making oatmeal and have 2 types if raisins and craisins I have made it!

I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

Got back home to see the neighbors broke my fence. Neat.

Throughout the morning he coded 3-4 more times. Zero pulse, but the team at UF health in Jax managed to bring him back each time. Still no update on what his issue is, but he was initially throwing up blood, according to my mom

Could use some T’s and P’s. Got a series of texts from my Mom at around 2-4am, that my Dad had to go to the ER and he coded at one point this morning. Got her on the phone around 5am and I heard his voice, but haven’t heard any updates in hours.

Some beach side #feetpics to ease the Monday morning sorrows

Do Larry a favor and throw that bitch overboard

So around midnight this lady shows up to the yacht club with her husband, who’s in a mobility scooter. She makes small talk with me about being the only person there and then we start chatting for like 2 hours.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

I am the only person left in the yacht club at 11:39 EST on a Saturday night. The piano lady sings to me and me alone

In the Yacht Club, they say, “Mr John you want another Maker’s and Coke?”

women only want one thing and it’s disgusting

Crow Country is $9.99 on US eShop buff.ly/cPp9Jo7 also on PS+ Extra

just hope i don't get exploded in the caribbean

Thank you, China.

When I die alone, probably within the next couple of decades, just assume my dying words were "play more DOS games."

🌸 QRP with something with horns 🌸

R.I.P. to an absolute legend. There are certain performances that define a character for generations to come and this man gave us just that. Thank you for everything!

For years I've gotten on #theinternet and have seen people say that FIFA is a corrupt organization, so I dunno why this comes as a shock to anyone, tbh.

I believe that Elon should not make it to trial

This time tomorrow I'll be roughly 3 bourbon and cokes and maybe a frozen margarita deep, on a cruise ship

Tempted, but fingers crossed for an Ollie's appearance in 8-11 months.

Just watched the new trailer

Imma be honest. I'm getting real sick and tired of waking up.

ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped. ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file? ME: that's not- CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-

friday.

The greatest movie never made.

A selection of this week’s Finest Round Frog Hats!

Has anyone ever changed the thermocouple on a gas fireplace? Is this something that your boy could handle or am I probably going to die? For the record, I'm good either way.

for some reason all i could think of was this

The rise of AI tech is a crisis and it’s time everyone publicly came out against this shit. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

I hope they all get those Xbox Crocs

LGBT means "Luigi Got Blurred Trousersnake"

My take on the thing...the thing with the racoon who got drunk and passed out in the bathroom yayyyy... 🦝

Once again, it is Turrible Thursday. To be specific, there are only 3 more Turrible Thursdays in the year of our LORDT 2025, so you better make it count.

as i was saying earlier