So much goddamn talking. At least Game of Thrones had the good sense to show a bunch of tits and the occasional dong.

Can not wait for 55 more minutes of Rhaenyra negotiating a trash collector union strike and setting tax rates for the middle class

In a functioning democracy Mitch McConnell would resign, if he is in fact still alive, which is doubtful.

say it again but slower

What if the mystery illness Lindsey Graham died from was that explosive diarrhea going around? Ole Oregon Trail ass death.

Can't believe everyone is asleep right now. What a waste of a perfectly good death.

FUCK YOU LINDSEY GRAHAM I KNOW HELL ISNT REAL BUT I STILL HOPE YOURE CURRENTLY BEING RAPED BY A DEMON

Bahahaha. All that hype and Connor McGregor lasts about 40 seconds. Fuck outta here. Should be in prison any goddamn ways.

Soccer is an unserious sport. How do yall watch this shit?

If I was Norway I'd simply score another goal before time expired

Two more physicals this year and he gets a free sub

Watching Waterworld for the first time. Jesus christ what the fuck?

Yellow mustard. Literally no need for anything else unless you wanna crumble some crushed nacho cheese doritos on there for texture.

Wemby taking a $50 million haircut to help the team. Sets a precedent in case Castle and/or Harper qualify for the super max (both a definite possibility). Too bad that old bitch Fox wasn't on the same page last offseason.

His name is literally Bam, if you get within arms length of him that's on you

Yall see the video of McConnell's dead lifeless feet uncovered on the ambulance while no one seems to be in any hurry BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY DEAD?

my god I just tripped on it

I've been on Ozempic for a few months now and my god I have so much more dick. Like a crazy amount of extra dick. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with all this surplus dick.

My baby girl got her first PAWdicure 😍

Yall be like www.maptap.gg July 9 97🔥 99🎯 98🎯 98🎯 100🎯 Final score: 986

Lot of skeptics keep accusing me of wanting to know Mitch McConnell's health status simply for political gain. Alas, this is untrue. It is also for the multitude of jokes we're going to fire off.

My dating experiences the past couple years have basically been my profile emphatically stating Im looking for something casual or even just friends, then after one date having the woman say something like "its like you were made for me" or "you're exactly what I've been looking for" and then I run

Dumb sports fans (and athletes) blame "analytics" for everything bad about sports the same way MAGA accuses everyone else as "communists" but neither can come close to actually defining what those words even mean.

ole cartoon that just saw a ghost face ass

Personally, I think it's pretty pathetic how you ALL cheat at that maptap game every single day. No, no, it's totally realistic to know within 3 km of where random cities in China are. *GIANT EYE ROLL EMOJI*

Count your days Walmart. You sons of bitches.

When Odysseus says "Let's go home" at the very beginning of The Odyssey trailer, my peepee moves a little.

Spending his whole summer all carefree like someone that knows he's gonna win (because they're gonna cheat and gonna win)

So no more CUM?

American's clearly still hungover from the fourth

Haha. Get fucked America!

As someone that strictly adheres to the 'takes one to know one' rule of law, Laura Loomer is claiming Mitch McConnell is brain dead so Mitch McConnell is definitely brain dead.

Think of the audacity it takes for a man with as many skeletons in the closet as that Maine nazi fella has to run for public office. Hell, I will never run because I'm afraid oppo research will dig up an old internet search history of 'amateur FFM rimming threesome.'

Maybe I'm naive, but I just don't think it should be that difficult to find out if a United States Senator is dead or alive.

None of the Mexicans are tall enough to do a header lmao

Watching this soccer match on Telemundo and somehow they are still making more sense than Reggie Miller.

Congrats to @christyhatesyou.bsky.social's all white soccer club on their victory today.

With everything going on I'd completely forgotten about the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Thanks for the reminder, brightened my day!

Ive drank HALF a strawberrita and folks, I am fucked up

July the fourth be with you

Ownership saw Mitch shit the bed in the Finals and decided he needed a babysitter. Love it.

If I ever get all riled up over a soccer match I want yall to promise to take me out back and put two in the back of my head.

@jasonorofficial.bsky.social is gonna have an aneurysm when he sees this

Boston and the Lakers both fucking shit up within hours of each other. God is good?

I, for one, applaud the Dallas Mavericks for abstaining from free agency participation. That roster is obviously perfect as is. A true contender in every sense of the word.

Tuning into Lakers games next year featuring a lineup of Luka, Austin Reeves, Dalton Knect, Jake Laravia, and Walker Kessler

Sitting in the waiting area while my dad gets cataract surgery. Got my headphones on listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo album, obviously. Got it cranked up on high but can barely hear it. Cheap ass ear buds I think. Nope! Not plugged in all the way! Nurse just tapped me on the shoulder, asked if I

Quick! Someone hold DeAndre Jordan hostage for nostalgia! This new age FA shit is boring as fuck.

Yea, I'm into fitness. Fitness whole shotgun barrell in my mouth.

Has anyone had to verify their age to use the bluesky app???