I’ve never had this app ask me to verify anything.

The people on top of the Empire State Building are stressing me the fuck out.

Same

I am just trying to get these kids finished with the final 2 weeks of school and some yahoo is out here hacking the online platform the schools use.

Mango Headache

My car takes diesel.

I don’t understand how people can justify the continued support of Harry Potter when the writer is such a piece of shit.

We are literally living in a parody of the United States.

My current favorite thing is correcting people’s pronunciation of Iran.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Today marks 14 years since 17-year-old, unarmed Trayvon Martin was shot and killed while walking home. 14 years later, we’re still demanding a country where our children can walk home in peace — without being treated like a threat.

My gold medal hockey team

No cheating, the last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

Not all men, but always a man

This is so heartbreaking

The Opalite music video is everything I could ever want.

The energy I bring to Bluesky:

I love an episode of SVU with BD Wong.

ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS?!?!

You know you work for the right company when everyone tells each other Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.

I can’t breathe or move or do anything at this moment.

After a little fridge break,Doughphelia is back!

This has been the most dramatic CFB season ever.

ND needs to join a conference or shut up

Do I think Bama should be in a playoff game? Probably not. Do I hope they get in and piss everyone off? Oh absolutely.

I’m sad. So I made banana bread.

I want the grinch meal for the pickle salt and socks but not the food.

The 14 year old got 40 as his listening age🧐

I am blaming my kid for this too.

One of these genres is because of my 14 year old.

I love that we are currently in the era of grown men calling each other Hoes.

ROLL TIDE BITCHES!!!

Okay, fuck Auburn.

One rooting interest here is that if Texas wins tonight, Ole Miss’ SEC Championship hopes are still alive, which makes #LaneWatch that much more spicy.

Why is there so much pecan pie slander on this app?!?!

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I will now only wear PJs and slippers to the airport.

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

I swear Donica Lewinsky is the best thing that’s happen this year.

No one should have to face such threats. It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.

I’m making a small pre thanksgiving testing meal this weekend because I’m going to tweak my mom’s dressing recipe and I have to make sure it’s good but not too good and just a slight change that she can’t tell and will just be like that’s really good dressing.

Another reason to boycott Target

People who used to get SNAP but claim to have worked hard to not need it anymore who crap on people currently receiving it are the absolute worst. Bottom of the barrel people.

Anyone else’s FYP a bunch of guys pizza dough battling to Umbrella?!?

I almost cried watching a TikTok about Obama last night.

That was an amazing and stressful and crazy and weird first half. Roll Tide.

Also I just started my sourdough starter today so I can’t really go anywhere for awhile.