Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

Our "LIVE AT THE BBC" album has been reviewed by someone who remembers the awful review Joe fucking Goodden gave our first album. pennyblackmusic.co.uk/Home/Details...

Did it today

Love love love DTF St Louis but it’s the most Fargo thing I’ve seen since the film Fargo, including any/all series of Fargo.

I cannot overstate how completely insane this story is

This is going to be the best episode of the run. ALW is number 1 at being very funny and ridiculously charming. i hope there’s loads of stuff with MVP Emma Sidi

I loved this show

As Andy Warhol said blah blah blah Prime Minister for 15 months etc

Oh, *that* Peter Mandelson?

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip. Full statement: https://unicef.link/4cVCyP9

I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

New album from the man who introduced me to Mr Show.

if your answer isn’t portsmouth, you’ve never been to portsmouth

Good Friday with my child covered in blood just how God likes it (smashed her face into a bunkbed & had a massive nosebleed)

I don’t use AI at all in my writing as I genuinely don’t think it’s as good as me.

You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus.

It’s out! You can listen to “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” today. If you’re coming to Cardiff today you’ll be able to buy a copy too. I’m very proud of this record and I hope you’ll all enjoy it hurrahmusica.bandcamp.com/album/the-on...

Hang on, she says she teaches children who identify as cats, and now holograms? Has anyone checked that she hasn't just been watching Red Dwarf and thought it was real?

Hard to enjoy Daredevil when Kingpin’s whole set up feels less villainous than the actual real life President’s. Plus Buck seems charismatic and efficient and wears shoes that fit.

Why should any political donations other than a standard annual party membership fee (say £25) be permitted? All other options allow wealthy people disproportionate political influence.

Once again it’s a travesty Legend the Gladiator isn’t up for a best male comedy performance BAFTA

25 years ago tonight! #aquarterofacentury

Bought the same boots Jane wears in the opening scene of Mr & Mrs Smith so Amazon has done its late stage capitalism job. And my feet look like sexy assassins soon to be dead feet.

I am far too tired to be at the launch show of a comedy that goes out live at 10pm

Can’t imagine how much sexier Ronnie O Sullivan’s 153 break would have been if they’d let him wear normal clothes while doing it.

Just checking we’re all going to see Simon Munnery in Hove next Saturday?

Look! It’s Eva Mendes around a swimming pool soundtracked by the one band I was in that made money youtu.be/Cqgtv72oqnI

If it's sometimes hard to tell the difference between fossil-fuel lobbyists and the billionaire press, that's because there isn’t one. My column on the politicians, journalists and junktanks using the Iran crisis as an excuse to extract our remaining gas and oil. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Another tough day for team “there’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”

This is from 1975.

Cannot believe Jessie Buckley ate her husband’s cats then bought more cats and ate those too!

Really enjoyed my time training at an MMA club but the sport is filled with some of the thickest cunts on the planet. So I’m going back to plain old boxing like a true gentleman.

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists

For fans of The Penny Dreadfuls, looks like all The Brothers Favershsm(s) are still available on BBC Sounds.

Or, as some would call it Matt, democracy.

Lovely news from the plumbing world though.

cats on the top bunk

Crawling out the pity pit

Drinking my way through a nervy b like a proper 70s matriarch

So proud of my brilliant husband ❤️

RIP King

Life is terribly dispiriting sometimes, isn’t it?

Kevin Eldon as all four Beatles, or what’s the point?

Oh god I love Hacks. I love it so much. I wanna write something that good. And direct it.

Haha. Bluesky thinks this photo of me going to the RTS awards needs a content warning which is literally the best compliment I’ve had in years

“If you want to know what it feels like to be a man, try spending 25 years in a band” It was 25 years ago today that we played our first ever live gig. I think we did one the week before at Immtech (the place where Becky and I were doing our New Deal for Musicians course) but that doesn’t count.