Hang on, she says she teaches children who identify as cats, and now holograms? Has anyone checked that she hasn't just been watching Red Dwarf and thought it was real?

Hard to enjoy Daredevil when Kingpin’s whole set up feels less villainous than the actual real life President’s. Plus Buck seems charismatic and efficient and wears shoes that fit.

Why should any political donations other than a standard annual party membership fee (say £25) be permitted? All other options allow wealthy people disproportionate political influence.

Once again it’s a travesty Legend the Gladiator isn’t up for a best male comedy performance BAFTA

25 years ago tonight! #aquarterofacentury

Bought the same boots Jane wears in the opening scene of Mr & Mrs Smith so Amazon has done its late stage capitalism job. And my feet look like sexy assassins soon to be dead feet.

I am far too tired to be at the launch show of a comedy that goes out live at 10pm

Can’t imagine how much sexier Ronnie O Sullivan’s 153 break would have been if they’d let him wear normal clothes while doing it.

Just checking we’re all going to see Simon Munnery in Hove next Saturday?

Look! It’s Eva Mendes around a swimming pool soundtracked by the one band I was in that made money youtu.be/Cqgtv72oqnI

If it's sometimes hard to tell the difference between fossil-fuel lobbyists and the billionaire press, that's because there isn’t one. My column on the politicians, journalists and junktanks using the Iran crisis as an excuse to extract our remaining gas and oil. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Another tough day for team “there’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”

This is from 1975.

Cannot believe Jessie Buckley ate her husband’s cats then bought more cats and ate those too!

Really enjoyed my time training at an MMA club but the sport is filled with some of the thickest cunts on the planet. So I’m going back to plain old boxing like a true gentleman.

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists

For fans of The Penny Dreadfuls, looks like all The Brothers Favershsm(s) are still available on BBC Sounds.

Or, as some would call it Matt, democracy.

Lovely news from the plumbing world though.

cats on the top bunk

Crawling out the pity pit

Drinking my way through a nervy b like a proper 70s matriarch

So proud of my brilliant husband ❤️

RIP King

Life is terribly dispiriting sometimes, isn’t it?

Kevin Eldon as all four Beatles, or what’s the point?

Oh god I love Hacks. I love it so much. I wanna write something that good. And direct it.

Haha. Bluesky thinks this photo of me going to the RTS awards needs a content warning which is literally the best compliment I’ve had in years

“If you want to know what it feels like to be a man, try spending 25 years in a band” It was 25 years ago today that we played our first ever live gig. I think we did one the week before at Immtech (the place where Becky and I were doing our New Deal for Musicians course) but that doesn’t count.

really sucks how the White House has basically become rapist wakanda

Finished

Evidence would suggest that if Elon Musk made a sandwich, it would explode.

If you missed out on buying a copy of this after our fantastic show at "Leicesterval" last weekend, you've got a second chance of not being a fuck up as it's Bandcamp Friday! daytriprecords.bandcamp.com/album/true-l...

*Wilhelm Scream*

Listen up rice fans!

Girl dinner, she whispered as she devoured all the billionaires in the world

They built me a pretend toilet!

Celebrating our 6th wedding anniversary alone, watching Star Trek Nemesis, while eating a whole m&s rotisserie chicken. So romantic/incelly

Won a thing. Made David Morrissey hold it.

Let’s go girls

It was Daniel Johnston’s birthday yesterday so here’s a video of when I horned my way in Keith Richards-style and played bass in a band backing him in Cardiff at The Point in 2007 youtu.be/dH_cwxhYfuc?...

My daughter’s in the bath singing Xs&Os by @thisistheloves.bsky.social

Just had a really good idea and now I can’t sleep.

The Loves are on here now. Follow them too? @thisistheloves.bsky.social

Happy New Year! My first thought, as ever, is will I outlive the end date on my current debit card. 100% win so far.

Sorry everyone but the T-Rex and builders are now woke.

I only joined for Flavor Flav