Oh my god JUMPSCARE Spotify it’s been months, why would you drop this into a random playlist THIS WEEK

I can’t remember who was handing these out at GCC but mine’s been everywhere me for the last ten months 💜 I have to retire it soon though (or pull the remaining letters off) because “Chin up Sluts” is looking a little more like “cum up sluts” these days and it already wasn’t QUITE sfw but now, well

I just feel like almost everything is kinda fucking awful for everyone right now hey. What’s something NOT awful you’ve got going on in your life?

Hey, in case you were wondering, these two guys really love each other 🥲

How was I only today years old when I realised how fun it is to refer to JKR as JRK???

Post you from a different era (is it really that different though)

Where were you when these dropped?

uhm I picked up a feral kitten can somebody help

there she is 💜🥰😭

Honestly between getting all my ofmdtwt memories back today and @self-induljennt.bsky.social sending me a beautiful illo for a WIP of mine yesterday… could I be… so back?

OH MY GOD I GOT MY TWITTER ACCOUNT BACK

I think my new fandom era involves rocking up once a fortnight, running all over the place replying to everyone (and making @apurplepatch.bsky.social deal with 27 notifications), then smokebombing back out again. Anyway, how is everyone

Rhys what is this shirt. What is happening here please I don’t understand.

on the weekend I was scootin’ toward a couple of people walking together so I ding dinged and they LEAPT out of my way (bless) and as they did one of them said “hey sorry brother—“ and then checked himself and said “—oh SORRY!” so over my shoulder I yelled back “brother works!” both of them: “EYYY!”

when you have a lil treat to try and forget the horrors

unfortunately I'm still obsessed with ofmd I will truly never escape.

i don’t remembered who labeled the flag but ❤️‍🔥

this scene did also change my life somewhat

what an honour 👹

😒

I hope our pirate crew can help another one out. A close family member of our @erosrevenge.bsky.social was unfortunately killed and the family have set up a go fund me to help with the funeral. The world is cruel with another life cut very short Any help is appreciated especially from Eros Ty💜

ominous blackbeard theme music plays as you see a mysterious unidentifiable form moving in the mist, then the steam clears and it's ed fresh out of the hottest shower known to mankind in his big fluffy robe with his slippers going slapslapslap against his little feet and the hardwood floor.

drumroll.... INTRODUCING THE SLOPPY SMOOCH PICREW! this is something ive been working on for a long time!! please enjoy the fun of making sloppy smooches (and please tag me so i can enjoy them all with you!! c:) happy @sloppysmoochweek.bsky.social !!!! picrew.me/image_maker/...

tag yrself I’m deranged bouquet lion

No wonder Ed threw away his clothes the next morning

Facebook is still good sometimes

I am safe inside my bubble and nobody can hurt me

am I okay? AM I OKAY? honey I haven’t been ok since 2 April 2022

one thing I really love about treats like this one is that they aren’t exclusive. they aren’t just for the folks who are privileged enough to travel. they aren’t just for cheeky gcs. we all get to share this together—all you need is access to the internet and stumbling across this unhinged corner.

he always hears music when ed's around

If your brain needs to imagine approximately 7,000 ways that Calypso’s Birthday could have ended, may I recommend reading (or rereading) Moment of Truth by @fakegeekboy.bsky.social and @karawrites.bsky.social? 93k, rated E archiveofourown.org/works/535171...

so basically as a result of various restrictions we lost (in one ep): - an entire ep lupete wedding - “at last” - “i’m on fire” - explicit polycule content - gentlebeard sexual tension - gentlebeard dancing - gentlebeard fully making out in bed - gentlebeard forehead kiss #SaveOFMD #DontStreamOnMax

I’m so glad I told my gf about the script excerpt as soon as she woke up otherwise I’d probably be in trouble by now (yes my lurker gf is still real and came to visit me a couple months ago and is coming back again in a couple of months!!! and also uses me as a direct fandom news source these days)

not my spotify algo serving ‘who wants to live forever’ rn

THE DASHER GOT IT FROM SOMEWHERE MICHELIN STARRED

I love it when sceptics get shoved into the truth 🫡🏴‍☠️

O H

I have just seen The Script Excerpt and need 5-7 business days please (repost because I disappointed my horror fan moots by accidentally calling it The Thing, which I have still not seen)

me: wouldn’t it be so funny if I finally published a fic more than three years after the show first aired ao3, pointing at the star trek collection: 🙄 pls

can't be worse than you moaning "ed, oh, ed" all night long

while we're in the subject of things we lost in the cut... babe 🥹 (from samba's twitter) #ofmdbts

yeah i'll incorporate that into my belief system

Stedecore

DOES ANYONE HAVE ED-TEACHES-STEDE-HOW-TO-KISS FIC RECS?!? im in deep craving for a good kissing fic 😫

Grandavid’s hurting my feelings again with industrial sea floor dredgers

new @bktrashcat.bsky.social AND @slightestwind.bsky.social WIPs this week, my inbox is so back

oh geez, mad rush by philip glass just came on shuffle so I guess I better reread one of the most beautiful stories I’ve ever read in my life 🤷 I love associative memories