And I am just lifted enough to watch Bride of Chucky. Let's go!!!

Suggestion: Lizzo New Album+🌿=🦄🌈🤷🏾‍♀️

How am I now Team Janet? #thevalley

The success of democratic socialists threatening democrats is exactly why democrats need to be replaced by democratic socialists.

I want to shake the...nod politely at the person who greenlit this

I am watching wrestling and

You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people

Let me play this Lizzo album in a Melissa solidarity move. I am also a weirdo who often gives unsolicited opinions

Truly excellent www.instagram.com/reel/CuHf50z...

My weekend: Friday: Griefing Saturday: Disassociating Sunday: Nails and this book

Still need $1000. If 50 folks can spare $20, I can fix my A/C. Please keep sharing. I’m struggling w/ health issues. Thank you to everyone. 💜 #signalboost #crowdfunding #mutualaid PayPal: [email protected] Square: cash.me/$popinjay

He seemed like such a lovely man, and he had a beautiful voice. RIP Ripper 🖤

What I meant to say clearly is in about five hours it becomes $700 for literally no reason beyond rent-seeking and then I’ll just have to ask everyone to subsidize the algorithm

The Way of the Househusband! I am late

Watching Saltburn like a true YN

You ever learn something about yourself that is fascinating but too gross to share?

Chia Seed Flavored carbonated water.

I dreamt I married this woman who I knew for like three minutes but I was her simp. I was down bad. Drink bath water bad. Anyway, I kinda miss her (Sydney) but she also doesn’t exist

I need more people to learn about schedule send because why are you emailing this late on a holiday night?!

They actually did it.

54 year old man

This is why y'all were posting Logan Roy? Valid

A big thing all these "Women are refusing to date MAGA men" pieces miss is that it's not just that a guy voting for Trump shows that there is a huge moral divide between him and the woman in question, but also an intellectual one. 1/2

Still need $1200 to fix A/C. Please keep sharing. It supposed to really start heating up in the next few days & I’m already struggling. Thank you to everyone. 💜 pls keep #signalboost #crowdfunding #mutualaid PayPal: [email protected] Square: cash.me/$popinjay

He really thinks he’s fucking Rodney Dangerfield up there.

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

That time @valarmordollars.bsky.social peer pressured me into a Chicago handshake

Evening coffee!

I thought these ballroom jokes was just another Bluesky above my head. I miss when it was above me

A SCHEME THAT TODD SET UP

Fair

Comedian Michelle Wolf at 2018 WHCD bard resonates more now: "I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you...He's helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster, and now you're profiting off of him"

Update: We have a date tomorrow. I’m legit wondering if I should bring a gift. Like I am taller than her but she’s more….assertive. Is she gonna bring me flowers?!

Hotel bars are for conferences. I won’t be convinced otherwise

@privateideation.bsky.social I have started Neighbors and what?!!!!!

There is a vampire on Abby Phillip’s show and we are just sitting here

Nobody: Me to my therapist:

Okay getting in the bed at 5:30pm let’s me know I am the problem but also eek

Getting closer to releasing a poetry collection with this title

Watching this last episode and I think Happy's Place got funnier...

Me: Pan means everyone. I am gonna send this guy a “like” and a joke expressing my appreciation of his sense of humor. Guy:

Today in “Black Woman in White Folks Business” we review Postcards From the Edge. That’s right…Meryl Streep!

would they still love the Kwisatz Haderach if he was a worm

Timeline woke? Jennifer Tilly could get it. Hot take. I know.

You know what's up

My Scream rating: 1. Scream 5 2. Scream 4 3. Scream 1 4. Scream 6 5. Scream 2 6. Scream 3 7. Scream 7

Not enough has been said about Gale's bangs in Scream 3. Did she lose a bet? Did hair and make up hate her?

sometimes I feel like I'm living in work of science fiction and I do not like it

I am watching Scream 4 and not objectifying Mary McDonnell