I am going to be surly and tired in the morning and it’s all because @privateideation.bsky.social introduced me to this movie #skindeep

Every mention of SNAP being frozen should include this simple fact: TRUMP is CHOOSING TO CANCEL FOOD ASSISTANCE. There are literally emergency dollars available to keep SNAP funded.

Oh you call this site the, Shady Pines of Social Media?

This episode is hazing #rhop

Hate to keep bothering but fever & nerve pain spiked this past week. Like stress affects chronic illness or something! Govt still shutdown, now need ~$950. Thank you & PLEASE SHARE! 💜 #signalboost #mutualaid #crowdfunding #askingforhelp PayPal: [email protected] Square: cash.me/$popinjay

I promise I want to skeet about more than Bravo but…

The urge to go back to bed...

Me: god, we really had no idea what we had, did we You: Yeah, you mean the peace of efficient and benevolent government, right? Me: Me: Uh Me: Y-yeah, what you said

"I may be on a weight loss shot but I promise to still be your best eater."-My Real Housewives tagline that Andy didn't ask me for

Does Cory know we’ve seen the previous seasons? What is this broken hearted victim boy narrative?! #themorningshow

The entire cast of Potomac Housewives picking a fight w/ Stacey Rusch Guess that’s what happens when you become the FAN FAVORITE after your 1st Season #RHOP

You know who just became the premier #RHOP weed seller?

her beautiful unbothered smile #RHOP

HELP

Lmao I love whatever is wrong with her #RHOP

If Stacey really did have an agreement with TJ to give him FIFTY PERCENT of her Potomac Housewives paycheck all to be a fake boyfriend… Then that’s dumb BUT also he was soooo bad at acting like he liked her that he shouldn’t even get paid 😂 #RHOP

I will continue to go up for Stacey. Just for my girl #rhop

Stacey taking over as Queen of Delusion with Karen gone #RHOP

All of my relationship advice falls under "cautionary tale"

My mother: “Does the Netflix work? I want to watch Wendy’s.” Me:

You better not look like a Maleficent: Big Bird when I get there Me: #RHOSLC

I gotta stop reflecting

I am in my first PhD informational.

Now just imagine you think you’re about to get the vampire romance of your dreams. Then you bend round the corner and…

Why is Roy hot now?! #peacemaker

Timeline up? I really don't want to have to go back to Goodreads.

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

My grandmother took my grandfather off one of her life insurance policy and made my oldest brother the beneficiary because he called her a bitch. It wasn't even likely he would survive but she said "JUST IN CASE" I yearn to be that petty

Tamra Judge: top tier housewife, shitty friend #RHOC

if you will not be humbled you will be humiliated :)

What do you mean… you have “registered” for the protest???

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

Told him I wanted to be friends and now he texts me "Hey buddy."

This show is ART #rhoslc

I have a few people I want to send a Future like text to but I don't have the attention span for maintaining the chaos I create which really just adds to the chaos #humblebrag

Legacy media is literally caping for white supremacy now. Quoting the man they’re venerating, whose proud life’s work was disparaging marginalized groups, is officially a firing offense, but calling for the homeless to be euthanized is not. Wild.

Heidi Gardner and Ego Nwodim were like two of the main reasons why #SNL was worth watching these last few years. And Ego is the reason why Black Twitter is no longer the first thing that comes to mind when I read and hear the word "Temecula." (If you know, you know.)

I am just going to use this name for my bookish stuff.

@trestiffany.bsky.social has ruined my TBR. RUINED

I spent so many hours thinking someone shot Charlie Rose and I am spreading the word that no one did in case someone else was confused

I tried to date again and I suck at it.

Stranger: Why are you limping like that? Me: I have Multiple Sclerosis Stranger: I want you to eat better, sister. Me:....do you still need to use my phone?

Timeline up? David Tennant is hot as fuck as villain

They would’ve escorted me off set because…

Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Sex is okay but have you ever watched a locked door murder mystery?!

Me at the “enjoying this season of #RHOC” party