Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet

Nigel Faragexit. Get it done Clacton.

RIP Bonnie Tyler

pump that shit into my veins variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Binface: Vote for me and you wont need another by election later on so I'll be saving the tax payer £350k without having to do anything. Put that on the side of a bus Presenter is humourless but this worth a watch 😂😂

A student pilot was forced to land an aircraft on her own after her flight instructor jumped from the plane to his death. Before leaping, he reportedly told her, “You know what you have to do, carry on.”

In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.

Congratulations to Hank Amos and Dave Macomber and the whole Peacemaker stunt team on their well-deserved Emmy nomination!

"Islamic Republic of Japan" implies one of the greatest fusion cuisines in human history.

Matthew Rhys receives two nominations at the 2026 Emmys. • Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series - ‘WIDOW’S BAY’ • Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie - ‘THE BEAST IN ME’ #Emmys #Emmys2026

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II has been nominated for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series for Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’ at the 2026 Emmys.

Most nominated TV shows at the Emmys (2026) 🏆 'The Pitt' — 25 'Hacks' — 24 'Widow's Bay' — 19 'Pluribus' — 18 'Beef' — 16 'DTF St. Louis' — 13 'SNL' — 11 'Spider-Noir' — 11 'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' — 9 'Fallout' — 9 'The Beast in Me' — 9

tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly

Zelensky is a comedian who ran as a joke and ended up fighting a superpower in the bloodiest war since WWII. I hope Count Binface is ready for that responsibility.

We saw the discourse last week: no more digital games.

We will eat avocado toast and kill every industry until our demands are met.

"The president didn’t rescue Balogun... He repossessed the World Cup. He made Balogun, whose class and character represented the entire squad, the face of a fix. He helped create the snooty American attitude that gave Belgium a motivational boost." www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

My generation was brought up on Pokemon (follow your dreams) and Dragonball Z (you have no limits). Your generation was brought up on Fortnite (buy a cool hat) and Roblox (buy a cool hat).

MICROSOFT: We're laying off 3,000+ Xbox employees SONY: We're not making physical discs or physical memory cards or physical controllers and GTA will cost $325 NINTENDO: Star Fox is real now and will call you on your birthday

for the first time in almost a thousand years, the universe has called upon Norway to crush the English

Best of the Worst: Plinketto 13

One of the greatest examples of foreshadowing in a movie 🦈🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

As a European that has spent a lot of time in the US, I can barely believe what Americans have accepted in terms of workers rights, holiday, healthcare, unionisation...its just staggering.

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I say to myself while cleaning up my cats actual crime scenes.

To give you a sense of the difference between Canada and the United States, I want to share with you this heartwarming Canadian intro to this year's World Cup, narrated by Kiefer Sutherland in a tone to bring a tear to your eye:

„I was Alexander The Great ’s Chief Eunuch”

Back to back on my dash

Oh god I’m so excited! I loved Heat!!! It’s odd they ditched the all female cast tho! :/

'Mr. Terrific’ series is in active development at DC Allan Heinberg (‘The Sandman’) is writing the pilot (via THR)

I couldn't have even imagined a rake this large.

Despite being offered "a nice pile of money," Weird Al Yankovic pulled out of a commercial after learning that it was for AI, saying he "can’t be the poster boy for AI." https://bit.ly/4v5qkuh

"You shouldn't let your dog sleep with you." I'd let that MFer represent me in court.

if congo pull this off i want the british museum empty by midnight

Victor Willis, Village People founding member and YMCA co-writer, had died aged 74.

We just finished Season 2 of The Pitt, and I love how it was a repudiation of this administration & medical corporations. A must watch from HBO.

The only thing flat earthers fear... is sphere itself.

Good morning BlueSky🌞 🐓🌷🍩☕

Bethan's Rock is a small grey stone on display at Poole Museum in Poole, England. It was donated to the museum in 2019 by a five-year-old girl named Bethan, and it has since attracted significant attention on social media and become the museum's most famous object. - Wikipedia

X-Men ‘97 gets off to a very strong start in its first three episodes, as the series wastes no time in exploring the dramatic, Apocalypse-heavy fallout of Season 1. Our full review: https://bit.ly/4fcUIhn

More Neil the Seal from Tazmania

Are you guys following the adventures of Neal the Seal? Hilarious

OG Baldur's Gate Lead Designer Turned Down Opportunity To Make Baldur's Gate 4: 'I Wouldn't Want To Compete Against That'