this is the type of shit that was kinda cute back in 2012 but absolutely does not fly anymore. stop treating the fascists like they’re your besties!

Oblivious corporate doofus: "what sort of shmear do you like on your bagel?" Scott Pelley: "Your entrails"

"Time?! Bullshit! You corporate lackey!" -- www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPlUxN3y4dw&t=2sc

I assume Jared Verse has had better Mondays.

You would think the Knicks and the World Cup would dominate the sports headlines in an otherwise quiet sports week in June. The NFL said, “Nah, eff that.”

Breaking News: The "60 Minutes" correspondent Scott Pelley laced into the show’s new executive producer and accused Bari Weiss of "murdering" the program.

Oh, ya think??

Did you know that John Cusack is from Chicago? Probably not, because people from Chicago tend to keep that on the down low.

If CBS is looking for something to fill the late night slot, can we bring back Night Heat? I miss Canadian cop shows.

Very rare to skateboard with a helmet in the 70s.

BREAKING: Milli Vanilli announces they will not be performing at Trump's Freedom 250 concert due to a pressing prior engagement at the Seligman bar mitzvah.

Soto+Wagaman=pennant

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For a while I wanted to go to Oregon State so I could use the word “beaver” more often.

My super villain origin story begins with hearing the word speakeasy one too many times

Alfonsi is an excellent journalist and a class act. Frankly, she is too good for the garbage CBS news has become.

Man, Texas is just…wow.

It's not too late to switch the World Cup to Canada. The whole world would breath a sigh of relief. Everyone would have more fun if the event was taken away from the evil spittle flingin' fingers of donald Bubba Lips Trump.

Witch Hazel would be a great band name.

Knicks vs Spurs/Thunder is going to be a delightful series.

Unfucking believable

Before I started following golf, I thought the Korn Ferry Tour was a tour by the band Korn were they just took a ferry to different tour dates.

Darth Vader looks awful at the end of Return of the Jedi. Very pale. Slow healing wounds.

Are more golfers going to start wearing two gloves now?

How is an NBA game seven not on regular television? NBC and ESPN paying billions for NBA content and neither gets this game?

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Not with that attitude.

Taking the rest of the day off to work on some Edwin Diaz cockfighting jokes.

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Ever since Oswaldo Cabrera left the Yankees, he’s gotten more endorsements. Coincidence? Let’s talk about it on the next Oprah.

Every restaurant in Massachusetts east of Worcester has steak tips listed as the house specialty. Even the vegan ones.

I prefer bathrooms that aren’t described as “rustic.”

Austin Slater batting cleanup and two guys I’ve never heard of playing left field and short.

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

So the top prospect in the NHL draft played at Penn State the same year Indiana won the national championship in football? Who’s going to win the frozen four next season, USC?

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Based on some of the ads I’m seeing in this game, Mike’s Amazing Mayo is available in the greater Tampa area.

Remember when Trent Grisham hired Paulie to work down on the docks?

Mike Greenberg thinks he’s the grandson of former People’s Court reporter Doug Llewellyn.

surely this florida kicker is the answer to green bay's cold weather field goal woes

Every Mets fan on the planet knew Conforto was going to come through for the Cubs in that spot. 😑 #LGM #MetsSky

Every time the song "Steal My Sunshine" comes on the radio, I start to break it down in my mind with the intensity of a film school student studying a Tartovsky flick. There were so many choices made in that song, and all of them were terrible

If I was a baseball play-by-play announcer, my home run call would be “the dingo ate your baby.” Example: “There’s a long drive to left field! It’s deep! THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY! And this game is tied!”

I fear that Jon Hamm isn’t getting enough media exposure.

More pitchers should embrace Nolan McLean’s look and go with the scruffy facial hair. Get a Pete Vuckovich look.

Remember when Nolan McLean was in Foghat?

Came out 50 years ago today. Such a film would be impossible today. The media is either compromised or doesn’t have the guts to take on crime at the highest level of government.

The ABS system is delightful. As am I.

He’s seen some shit.

I just want reasonably priced food I can eat in my seat without too much hassle or mess Baseball concessions: