Was also not prepared for how many times you get punched, kicked or elbowed in the testicles on a daily basis. 3 today and that’s not even close to a record.

Seems to be a bit of a global issue that centre-right/right wing parties do whatever the right wing media tell them to do and centre-left parties do whatever the right wing media tell them to do

Trying to work out the best words to mute to avoid any more chunky yank tattoo exposure

Either let him in or let his mates out 🐻

Trump’s gonna post about aliens landing in Florida or flying cars or some shit cos they’ve been feeding him AI nonsense so he doesn’t have to see the rallies

It has not been a while, it’s been like 2 weeks - do you think I need a new hat every 2 weeks? Who needs a new hat every 2 weeks?

Got what we deserved there, horrendous under pressure after half time #nrlgf

Storm shouldn’t be anywhere near this, have been horrible in the second half #nrlgf

Handy result for the Broncos, walsh avoids the sin bin for a deliberate high shot then scores #blessed #nrlgf

As always anyone that quotes their “IQ” is a flat out idiot

That’s the kind of cover drive I used to play in my dreams #AUSvNZ #cwc25

I was not prepared for how much of parenting is saying “no we’re not getting you a smart phone” 5 times a day every day

The big takeaway here is that for Klein, akin to what I said about him earlier (being materially aligned with Kirk more than Kirk’s targets) is that it’s all academic to him. An exercise in ‘how to do politics’ absent the outcomes/events related to actual politics

Ah no virus, it was the sub rule what dunnit #AFLGF

They should’ve given Charlie Cameron the medal at 3QT, 4 goals out of the first 8 for his team in a GF #AFLGF

Odds on Chris Scott hinting at a virus in the presser? 3/1? #AFLGF

If Rayner has turned up it really is lights out #AFLGF

Me watching Alien Earth: how can everyone be so fucking stupid?? Me logging into twitter: oh… yeah..

Had a nap so good yesterday I’m still reminiscing about it today. Cushion placement, temperature, lighting, all perfect.

That toilet water doing wonders for Walsh #NRLBroncosStorm

If I looked like one of those viking bodies they dig up after 1000 years in a tar pit I wouldn’t be so keen on judging people’s health on appearance but that’s just me

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

In Soviet Trumpistan drug company pay you

@kels316.bsky.social do Defenders usually lean like this or just when they’re very distressed?

I am ready, inject the robots into my face www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

Your enemies are people in actual power not some random person on the internet.

Elon has some catching up to do

Black, asian and south asian guys working for ICE… my dudes you’re going in the camps too, it’s only a matter of time

It seems to be a universal rule that anyone going around boasting unsolicited about their IQ is one of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet

There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.

MISSING: Just Jim (Jim Campbell) of Warrnambool. Last seen here on Friday, seemed distressed. If anyone has IRL details, please send them to me in a DM or maybe give him a call and see if he's OK.

Aside from everything else about this, it must be very weird to find out people are taking ecstasy shaped like your head

You’re hearing it more and more “I don’t know what the big deal is” pagesix.com/2025/05/08/p...

Launching my campaign slogan “I don’t know what the big deal is” Trans rights? I don’t know what the big deal is Immigrants? I don’t know what the big deal is Whatever conservatives are wetting the bed over next? I don’t know what the big deal is. Their concerns are all made up & don’t matter

Hype: OpenAI will cure all disease and usher in a utopian world of abundance. Reality: OpenAI will get you a good price on a toaster.

Advance Australia Fair getting bodied by the NZ national anthem as is traditional #AFLDeesTigers

Diabolical of the Bombers to adopt the Dees gameplan this week to get the Eagles above us on the ladder #AFLEaglesDons

“Our way of life is being dumbed down” says a massive dork in a black turtleneck. Gtfoh with that bullshit. www.sbs.com.au/news/the-fee...

Dude just call a plumber, no need to make it everyone else’s problem

weirdly, looking at my phone for hours has not staved off economic collapse. sorry I tried my best

I wish the people responsible for this a very merry dying of cancer so they can feel the consequences of their completely unnecessary actions and the suffering it is causing to others

Nice that Danger gets to call his own frees #flog #AFLCatsDees #AFLCatsDemons

Dees been better this quarter but the umpires have lifted for the cats after they made a mistake and gave us a free inside fifty #AFLCatsDees #AFLCatsDemons

Must be nice to get looked after like Danger does #flop #AFLCatsDees

We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs.

Tesla up on the idea Elon is going to start showing up for work again, but the guy coming back isn’t Tony Stark, he’s spent the last year cooking his brain on twitter and burning down the brand and it’s not going to magically get better

Today I am learning we have islands I previously didn’t know existed. And now the penguins are facing tariffs. #aussieaussieaussie

On this trans day of visibility it's important to note that trans friends are living their true life and anyone opposed to this in any way is a shitgoblin monster choad. This goes triple for the weird freaks who wish to inspect children's genitals before sport. You should be on a watchlist.

Saints determined to kick it back to Geelong any chance they get, cats determined to kick points any chance they get. Who will prevail? #AFLSaintsCats

Not Danger accidentally on purpose trying to hurt someone #shocked #blowmedown #AFLSaintsCats