Don't take this the wrong way @dontattempt.bsky.social but ;)

Bloody communists!

So, you mean not everyone wearing a hijab or veil is a Palestinian you've been told are fair game? More sheer bastardry from the contemporary experts.

I was well into my 40s, having raised three kids, before I realised that the first little piggy that went to market, wasn't going shopping.

Good read. 10/10. Do it.

The constant accusation that being against the actions of the Israeli government in Gaza is being anti semitic by politicians and press is destructive, opportunist and, from my experience, utterly untrue - here is a little story ….

The day’s eyes are open. I know this is one of Susie Dent’s favourite bits of etymology.

Oh no.

Good. I hope he rots.

US Passport Big Brother edition.

Wait...Mr Tartare thinks it's diced? Oh my. #MasterChefAU

Dear Graun. Patto is the SHADOW minister.

Agghh...duck breast in a hot pan... #Masterchef

Tronald thinks he has the "most dangerous job on the planet" Gaza based journalists: Hold our lemonade.

MS Classic: I dunno, I run a network not a netwrok...

Assuming it's him, why is T on the floor at one point as he's being dragged, sorry, escorted out?

If a funeral procession catches up with you, you might reconsider driving.

[Whoosh]

Weirdest thing. Looking out the window, purely by chance, 7am, there's a bloke about to try to unlock my car. "Dude, you know that's not your car don't you?" "Oh sorry man", slinks off... It's an 18 year old Camry with bad duco FFS 🙄

Give this man a play-by-play gig!🤣

What time is it when you've fried your Casio? Time to get a new Casio.

After the 600% nonsense, Tronald once again demonstrates that he's either is lying about tariffs, or just ignorant. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Hey @malwaretech.com Are you aware of any exploits over HDMI or Display Port? Have GCHQ been sold the latest version of vapourware?

Twiggy is running ads calling for the fuel rebate for miners to be stopped. Good, he's one of them, hard to argue. #auspol

Yeah. A casino. His went bust.

You have every right to check the room offered before you accept, and you should.

Stop, stop stop - Everyone just stops. Immediately. This is not rocketry.

Seriously? We are to believe that Supermarkets are price takers not setters? Pull the other one....

What a glorious day! #MelbourneWeather

Um, would it not be easier to increase the tax free threshold by a grand?

Israel's actions in Lebanon are "totally unacceptable," says Belgian Foreign Minister Maxime Prevot ahead of a meeting with EU foreign ministers in Luxembourg. 🔴 More on aljazeera.com

Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

Over reacting perhaps? Three months upped to ten years? She's a disgrace.

Wonder what the holdup was? #AFL

Proof that competition beats dire straits.

Oh really? Shades of the standard discount cycle here...

still can't believe "From The River To The Sea" became an outlawed phrase in Queensland (2yrs prison) in March. JFC. "Farnsy" flashmob yday allowed protestors to sing the phrase instead & kicks off 3 days of big protests. solidarity from Aotearoa New Zealand to all at Magan-djin/Brisbane 🇵🇸 protests!

Hey USA. This is how a *suggestion of wrongdoing is handled elsewhere. WTAF is wrong with you?

Tronald to NATO - "Don't bother." Remind me. Which bit of the North Atlantic is the Strait of Hormuz in again?

Dear Google. Why have you changed from "delete" to "bin" in messages? Trying to save pixels? Bring back delete!

The simple fact that despite current issues, ULP is about to drop under $2/l is surely enough proof that the industry has been rorting for years.

Amazing. Steal 1,000 litres of diesel, no bail. Kill 5 people, bail.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

Update: It seems that the paste is to stay...this might just have been a marketing exercise.

Anyone seen a less accurate pic of BRS? This is terrible....

Dear BlueSky. I reluctantly agreed to verify my age some time ago. FWIW, I'm 69. I don't think I should have to re-verify. Thankyou for your attention to this matter.