“Look as long as the Dow’s up, let the man fuck some kids”

Vernietigen ICE

The “And We’re the Cleveland Browns!” guy is gonna have a field day with all these Patriot punts.

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

TPUSA halftime show looking pretty lit

Honestly thought I’d see ICE in more Cybertrucks

My following demographic heavily trends towards the east, judging by all the SO IT BEGINS snow pictures, while here in flyover country the roads are already scraped.

This all makes perfect sense when you realize he also lost the Nobel Prize for Not Molesting Children

As we are discussing the scope and breadth of AI in our digital lives, we need to acknowledge the extraordinary affinity algorithm in TikTok, which served me a clip this morning about the impeccable style aesthetic of Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws and I need to know just how it could see into my soul.

I just need to find a way to make job interviews my actual job

POV: Weird Al Yankovic, listening to The Offspring, holding a block of cream cheese

Devastating

I’m convinced that Pluribus was specifically created to brute force NATAS to finally give Rhea Seehorn the Emmys she should already have lining her shelves.

I made this dumb little throwaway joke meme just this morning for my group chat, because almost 39 years later, that movie is still utterly perfect and forever a part of our collective vocabulary. What a horrible night.

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

Really wish Godard was still here so he could be like « J'adore les performances de Paul Daneau et Matthieu Lillarde et je continue de détester les films de Tarantineau »

Accurate!

Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only

I don’t think there’s any moving forward for the United States without addressing the Musk problem. badfaithtimes.com/holding-elon...

I was texting using voice to text and saying I was going to do whatever “until Pluribus is on tonight” - and my iPhone had no idea how to handle “Pluribus”; and somewhere in my brain, I figured they would have sent a little update with the ability to recognize Apple TV shows phonetically 🤓

Youth Pastor Voice:

I think liberals need to prepare themselves for a future without Donald trump and how sick republicans are even without their slovenly devotion to him. Mike Johnson gets phone alerts when his son masturbates. These are not normal people, they’re hardcore sickos the lot of them.

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

You were trying to make libs mad but all you wrote was mad libs.

Pluribus seems to be an AI parable. It’s also - 2 episodes in - fantastic.

Counting the days until the first high school student sues his history teacher for disallowing grokipedia as a source and flunking him in APUSH, only to end up a right-wing influencer and married to Erika Kirk.

Today I am Potoooooooo Enthusiast

In middle school, I wrote a 4-page paper in a couple of hours on the book “Bridge on the River Kwai” after not reading the book at all and relying on what I remembered from watching the movie version… and landed a B on it. It was a watershed moment and a slacker badge of honor.

I'm convinced that Hegseth had everyone show up in person knowing that their inherent discipline would keep the various generals and admirals from laughing in his face, as opposed to commenting on what a pathetic clownshoes drunk he is to their peers if he just sent this rant out as an email.

The day of the rapture? Convenient.

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

Agony

Venus de Pedo

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Buy me dinner first

Packard Bell Navigator was peak 90s 3D art

Evergreen, baby

#OpEd: "We must recognize the prison industry for what it is: an industry built on the human suffering of crime victims, incarcerated people, their families, and still others." Read the full story on how the prison industry became worth over $80 billion a year.

Have we reached peak Heretofore Generally Unknown Massively Influential Fascist Blogger Nerd yet? I’m so tired

The ad before the Comedy Central clip of South Park with Trump’s micropenis is recruiting staff for the next privately-run ICE concentration camp in Leavenworth KS.

I did not select platypus semen and tomorrow stopped levitating #deathstranding2

Today of all days would be the perfect opportunity to use TRUMP for the Wordle but nooooooooo Wordle 1,488 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

With the island?

Most of them

June 27, 5:53am. Also Salaam Bombay is an excellent movie