"Primero vas a tener que agarrarme la pistola"

Fellas, is it gay to offer your body so that another man could acomplish his dreams?

Yo entiendo que Uma Thurman es muy guapa y esto son los 90, pero no podés ponerme a Ethan Hawke y Jude Law en la misma peli con uno pretendiendo ser el otro y que no termine con una relación psicosexual rara entre ellos.

Shoot while you hack against the horde. My GBC inspired #PRAGMATA tribute piece for the game's release today! #sponsored

#AdventureTime #FlamePrincess

True story: la primera vez que oí a un dependiente decir que un producto estaba agotado tendría yo unos seis o siete años y cuando volvimos a casa y mi hermano me preguntó por qué no habíamos comprado la cosa en cuestión le respondí "es que se han cansado de hacerlo"

ivysaur pokehuman doodle 🪴

Damn, la intro del juego va durísima. Puede que esté en el top 10 de intros de Bond para mí, tiene varios elementos clásicos (los puntos de Dr. No, las siluetas de mujeres) pero con el estilazo de las intros de la era Craig y encima tiene un absoluto banger como tema.

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name

Man, es una lástima que los lectores de bluray costen un brazo y una pierna acá, porque sino tendría toneladas de películas en físico.

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

Un IAbro es la caverna de platón al revés: pasar de estar relacionándote con el mundo de a meterte dentro de una cueva donde como mucho te llega un atisbo de realidad y tu cerebro se va mermando. Y ellos se meten ahí voluntariamente y creen que las sombras son más verdad que el exterior como tal.

when the

I got a request I can post here Remember that THESE ARE BLORBOS FROM MY GAME, WHICH IS FREE, YOU CAN PLAY IT 🫵 https://cecidibujera.itch.io/bf1 #indiegame #bisexual

por fin un putísimo mago competente en la literatura gracias

You can wishlist the game here, if you want to help the devs out: store.steampowered.com/app/2288520/...

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

Mox Amber is a quiet image painted with meticulous detail – perhaps too much detail for a tiny trading card. Who would commit to such monotony, knowing it would never be seen at scale? 🎥: youtu.be/yNxh_fEmO1k

Friday at last…

Grace Ashcroft #ResidentEvil

As for AI-generated film, Werner Herzog is unimpressed. www.theverge.com/entertainmen...

> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme" > Looks at codebase:

I put this one away in the WIP folder a while back; I really like the energy and the absurd fabric, but I'm not happy with my choices for the armour at all, and I think the pose could be pushed further. I think with some repainting and reposing it could turn out alright

really funny to me that the democrats always have 1-3 guys on hand to make sure the democrats can put up the performance of resistance while still ultimately getting the government to pass what the combined democratic-republican party ultimately wants

Magic: The Gathering.

Oxígeno, qué es este thumbnail XDXDXDXD

Itty bitty pomni.

1990 TMNT movie farmhouse convalescence Splinter seance scene:

not now honey im about to cast bamboozle

“Oh we actually invented a AI model so cool and powerful that we can’t show it to you, but it’s really real and it loves me a lot, you just have to trust me and keep giving me investment capital, ok thaaaanks” they think we’re as stupid as they are

#StevenUniverse #Amethyst

Some might call it a Führerbunker.

To everyone experiencing HADES II for the first time this week, sorry in advance for Eris.😓 She's Strife Incarnate and can't help herself! They say she started the Trojan War as a prank with a single golden apple, like the one in this new piece by our illustrator Jeremy Anninos.🌖

Me meo, en el Midnight Suns Deadpool tiene posters de aquel cómic de superhéroes en traje de baño en su habitación.

A little Nahiri moment #mtgart

Tenía preparado un chiste sobre el avatar de los autos y después llegué al final. Así no se puede hacer comedia. *llora*

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Exactly one year ago today:

Increíble, Fast 7 encajando el final de Tokyo Drift en la continuidad. This shit is so peak.

trying to post through it rn

De nada, esto es porque me empecé la saga ?)

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

the beautiful spirit of Forums is alive