You know news is very bad when it involves David Zaslav and Ted Sarandos, and neither look like the biggest villain of the story.

It would be really funny if Oasis and Joy Division/New Order went in this year because the most toxic relationship isn’t the one you think!

jimmy stewart greatest voice in all of hollywood. young men should abandon clavicular and focus on being more like jimmy stewart.

If I was news outlet trying to concisely summarize John Yoo’s biography, I’d probably lead with the first line of their obit.

Sometimes when I see one of his idiotic quotes, I check his Wikipedia page to see if I missed the part of his biography that explains why we should listen to him. Has he run a company that made a profit? No. Has he made good investments? Unclear. Has he been caught in lies at work? Multiple times.

Keith has already referred to players who used to come to spring training out of shape "Chubby Checkers" twice already. We are so back.

When you successfully negotiate fewer hours at work.

Bumping this. Not because I think anyone else would enjoy it, but I really did.

If you're the type of person who gets upset when a period piece takes place during a certain year and it features a song that wasn't released until the following year, you know what I'm talking about.

I guess I understand the principal behind why these people aren't allowed on juries, but also: where's the lie?

Every time Vikram posts about this movie I think to myself I need to rewatch for the first time in over two decades. As I get older, my appreciation grows for media (especially documentaries) that precisely captures a specific moment in time from the not too distant past.

Today I had to explain to my daughter that to play games on the Wii she needed to turn on TV independently from the console since it doesn't use an HDMI connection and my bones just turned to dust.

How long can I put off telling my son that Pete Alonso is no longer a Met? I went years before he found out that David Bowie is dead.

My answer is complicated three way tie. I’ve been ejected from the cinema twice with @rockmarooned.bsky.social. Once we went to watch the rest of the movie the next day and were disappointed. A long time ago we talked about it in a group chat with our wives and transcribed into a blog post.

”Dad play BTS and NOT Built to Spill” I guess I only get to do that the one time.

During GWB’s first term, Booker took on corrupt NJ machine politics by running for mayor of Newark while living in the projects to be closer to the voters and their issues. There was a critically acclaimed documentary about it. To go from that to whatever this is is so depressing.

Brad is a firefighter or whatever. FOH.

Big accounts complain about how censorious it is online (especially from the left), but no one has been able to stop this mutherfucker’s two decade plus run of Luannposting. And I have trying to cancel him for longer than that.

"Thank you ta Supachunk"

“Daddy this music is horrible. American Football is a terrible name for a band.”

Watching celebrities in Super Bowl commercials: you will not see heaven. Watching Tara Lipinski in Olympics commercials: hell yeah queen get that fucking bag.

They need to make enough so we get a couple of episodes hosted by jazz legends whose heyday was at least twenty years prior, like the old show.

In less than a year this guy sold out his law firm in a cowardly capitulation to Trump that, in turn, pressured a bunch of other firms to debase themselves in the same way. Then he shows up in the Epstein files. Imagine disgracing yourself so quickly and so thoroughly. bsky.app/profile/fina...

I think you’ll only read pans of this movie. I recommend one that makes the very important point that X-Men: The Last Stand is straight ass.

For Liam.

My dad's got one poker buddy who's like 100 and he is PISSED.

The problem is making Windows 11 more user friendly is at odds with #$MSFT goals of foisting copilot, edge, bing, onedrive, and 365 subscriptions on their users even though we just want to play games or do business.

It's my birthday, and all I want is a fair contract! 👇

Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.

Such a unique voice. This one really hurts.

Really should have been the end of fetishizing bipartisanship when the big bailout bill they did before Obamacare got zero GOP votes.

I just wrote a letter calling for a fair contract for @wgaeast.bsky.social for @hearstunion.bsky.social. Write a letter here: actionnetwork.org/letters/fair...

The first episode of the new GoT spinoff is listed as 40 minutes. The second episode is listed as 31 minutes. Are they going to submit this thing for awards as a comedy?

So WaPo is gutting it's award winning, highly touted international coverage AND the most basic aspects of covering your local sports team. Why does Bezos think people buy his paper?

I go back and forth on the role of prison in our society, but if John Yoo suffered any consequences for writing the torture memos he might not be promoting war crimes in the Atlantic.

I don’t want to live in a country where I have to balance shoveling feet of snow with doomscrolling about the horrors; I want to live in a country where this shit is happening.

I guffawed to myself when I got the push notification. In related news I really need to turn off most of my push notifications.

I found this bit, by a journalist who has written about CBP and ICE for many years, to be really instructive on how shockingly and persistently lawless those agencies, and especially CBP, have been for their entire existence, for more or less the same reason. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-ho...

I guess I should have watched it all as soon as it dropped because it got cancelled. Sorry Vince

I think the nicest thing I can say about James Gunn is that he makes me want to reread my old comics.

we are innovating in the field of constitutional violations, folks. the sixth amendment was feeling left out.

Larry David is the rules lawyer of the unspoken social contract. And he’s corrupt!

🎶 I read the news today, oh boy Lol Eric Adams did a crypto scam 🎶

you have to be one of the biggest morons in the world to get rugpulled by Eric Adams in 2026. these idiots deserve it and it's funny to see them parted from their money so easily, but personally i don't think this should be legal and that Adams should be put in prison. i'm just a softie like that.

Going through my old notes, this quick list of bullets I jotted down 5 years ago, to explain tech culture to someone outside the industry, really holds up.

Me as someone who was born around then we people complain about millennials: I'm not one of _those_. Power Rangers and pokemon are for children. I saw Bright Eyes live when you were in grade school Me when Gen X's politics come up: Tumblr and Hogwart's houses. I know both of those things