had to slay boots the (court)house down

@boy-troy.bsky.social stuns in new photo

happy what waist wednesday

some of you need to put some respect on the color orange

your honor i apologize that my client is the most fuckable man alive

i took a yoga class this morning and then got a smoothie afterwards, is this how gwyneth paltrow always feels??

the homosexual urge to take nudes in every hotel room you stay in

honestly i’m so here for the recuntification of demi lovato

fantastic use of a sunny sunday

currently convincing my friends to watch love island

ordered the kids build your own tacos at chipotle for lunch today

had to make a court appearance today

Time to drop the really big bomb!

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

El*n said let’s go there hunty

I need this sign for pride, so badly. Rebecca Black is undefeated.

if you look anything like this man, just know my dms are WIDE OPEN

Just a dad yelling at his kids

hey skeeters, it’s been a minute!

these two gays are going to the same place

splashing around

‘aww thanks, it was my grandmother’s’

chiefs didn’t get as lucky yesterday as i did

yesterday my friend’s (straight) twin brother asked me if i was wearing one of the player’s jerseys for a specific reason and i had to explain that i only wore it bc i got it as a christmas gift last year

soup-erbowl core

charli !! beyoncé !!! chappell!! doechii !! gaga! sabrina! women!!!

call me a straight man but it is so satisfying washing your car😌

eyelashes longer than a tree branch lol

this account was getting hate comments on insta, responded, and was told they were ‘promoting hate and violence’ - their bsky is @gayprideapparel.com go follow and support since meta is happy to silence and suppress queer businesses 🫶🏼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

countdown to summer begins right meow ☀️

also fyi, happy #fcf

fyi happy sunday

OKAY TAYLOR!!!!! 😍

in need of back ____ - rubs - realignment - shots - all of the above

Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only

my office is always freezing cold i feel like i’m sitting at my desk nipples out all day

happy tuesday feat. new sweater and a little stubble

my constant inner turmoil

when you really hope it’s cock

fcf actually stands for fat cock friends😌

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

speedo pics last week means tan line pics this week #humpday

The east coast waking up to this today

"This app is dying" - people that don't post, don't interact with other accounts, and follow 200 people

Longlegs (2024)

reminder: lots of people will be starting their fitness journey in your gym this month. just like you, they have goals and insecurities so don’t be a dick, show some support, and just be nice 🫶🏼

i hope you’re not sick of the speedo content