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Chicago oomfs! Yours truly is running the marathon on Sunday! Who wants to hang out (and maybe kiss 😘)?

I just know Santana would have given us an amazing Glee version of Man I Need by Olivia Dean.

No one: … Tamra Judge on her podcast:

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Belly when she saw Conrad on her front stoop in Paris. #TSITP

Let’s sink this ship! #TSITP

We used to be a proper country. #VMAs

How was your LDW? 🚤😎🩲

Back to school in Stars Hollow 😌

Hear me out… Jade opens for Ariana Grande on her tour. US dates or all of them. But especially US dates.

When I put the price tag of my fast fashion clothes in the recycling instead of the trash can.

She’s literally their mother.

Just watched the AJLT finale…

👋🏻 from 🇬🇧 IG CF saw it first 🤭

Does anyone else feel like seeing Bowen and Matt achieve this success if like watching your friends’ dreams come true?

Are you even commuting to work in DC if you don’t get called a f*ggot on the metro platform? ✌🏻😚

Normalize getting your friends Lafufus and naming them the most out of pocket antonyms of the Labubu names. Soy milk ➡️ BREASTMILK Serenity ➡️ TURMOIL

How lucky are we that Lady Gaga realized that she actually DOES remember Artpop? I mean… “Enigma pop star is fun, she wear burqa for fashion!” Right?!

What if we held hands across the table while enjoying the Pines Pantry $9 Deviled Eggs?

RIP Stephanie’s Child you will always be famous. 🩷🩵💜

Body by 5 months of sobriety and marathon training 🥵

… wut?

“I wish I could tell you it gets better, but… it doesn’t get better. You get better.” 🫶🏻

Bloody Mary, Aura, Scheiße, and Summerboy (!!) on the Mayhem Ball setlist?! YEP MHMM IKTR!! 🙂‍↕️

Are you ever going along with your day and then you suddenly remember that Karen Huger is literally in jail at the very moment?

At the pool with my daughter. 💜

Me doing a fashion show for my dad to see my new back to school clothes after going shopping with my mom:

Good morning from me and Hehe! 😆 Say it back.

Don’t waste my time. I don’t want to see any f*cking texts to Samantha! #AJLT

We will never know peace #AJLT 🫠

THE COMEBACK IS COMING BACK 😭

Saw Lea Michele sing Pink Pony Club as Rachel Berry last night if you even care.

Aaron Parnas deserves to have his **** ****** for all the work he’s doing to keep News alive and honest.

Petra Solano from Jane the Virgin is one of my all-time favorite TV characters. We don’t talk about how great she is enough.

Now I KNOW this is not the sun that’s supposed to “illuminate the words that I could not find” that Natasha Bedingfield was singing about in Unwritten… 🥵

How it started ➡️ How it’s going 🥹

Manifesting Jade Thirlwall U.S. tour dates.

For this Saturday and this Saturday ONLY we LOVE a rainy Saturday in our nation’s capital 😌

DON’T RANK CUOMO pass it on

The woman who raised me FaceTiming the other woman who raised me.

Can’t wait for tonight when the majority of people opt to see Zedd press play on Break Free and The Middle over seeing JLo sing Let’s Get Loud! 🤭 🏳️‍🌈

I can’t wait for world pride to be in another city. Honestly it sounded better on paper than it actually is tbh. It’s just pride but more annoying lol

They’re both just tumblr girlies at heart.

Chileeeee and el*n & tr*mp turning on each other like we all knew they would! Baby I love white on white crime

Time to drop the really big bomb!

RHOA reunion seating chart this season is WILD! 🍑

Saw Jade was at Pieces so naturally I slid into the DMs to get her to come to DC for World Pride!