WHERE YOU AT? HOLLA WHEN YOU GET THIS.

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

everyone say thank you to jade

JADE announces her deluxe album ‘That’s Showbiz Baby! The Encore.’ Out next Friday, December 5th.

Don’t mind me I’m just watching Elmo talk to Hoda and Savannah at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ☺️🦃

Elphaba spotted in DC

How’s that pinky promise for a vote on ACA subsidies working out Chuck?

Crappie Lake/The Simple Life but it’s Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes volunteering with the elderly and at hospitals.

The Grinch coming back just in time to steal Christmas (again)

Happy Wicked: For Good Day to all who celebrate! 💚🩷

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Mia moving out of her rented condo in the dead of night.

J*ff L*wis is quite literally the worst, huh? Let’s stop giving him a platform.

Someone help!! Wtf is this timeline??? 😭

The idea of Erin and Sonja hanging out when Erin just had a baby and Sonja probably hasn’t SEEN a baby in at least 20 years 😂

No R*mona! 🙌🏻

I think about this Business Insider article from 2016 on a daily basis. Specifically, when I (a millennial) use a paper towel as a napkin.

Wait, the man who owned teenage beauty pageants and admitted to walking into the changing rooms is a pedophile? I can't believe it.

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

Diet Coke (pass it on)

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In honor of the blue wave last night, the she/they of the day is: EVERYONE

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

Now that NYC has a hot mayor I think it’s only fair that every major city gets to have a hot mayor.

Remember when Ellen got annoyed that she became labeled “the kindness lady” bc that meant that she would get called out whenever she was unkind?

Another one? Another one! I’m fundraising for the 2026 NYC Marathon for NYRR Team For Kids! Please consider supporting my fundraiser at the link below. fundraisers.nyrr.org/david-draper

SNAP benefits are about to lapse for 42 million people, because nothing says “save the children” like starving them.

Sorry to the losers and the haters but I’m good at my job

Did I tell you guys I ran the Chicago marathon? I got a medal and everything!🏅

A kissing booth, but instead it’s muscular men who will lay on top of you for the best weighted blanket feeling in the world.

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Chicago oomfs! Yours truly is running the marathon on Sunday! Who wants to hang out (and maybe kiss 😘)?

I just know Santana would have given us an amazing Glee version of Man I Need by Olivia Dean.

No one: … Tamra Judge on her podcast:

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Belly when she saw Conrad on her front stoop in Paris. #TSITP

Let’s sink this ship! #TSITP

We used to be a proper country. #VMAs

How was your LDW? 🚤😎🩲

Back to school in Stars Hollow 😌

Hear me out… Jade opens for Ariana Grande on her tour. US dates or all of them. But especially US dates.

When I put the price tag of my fast fashion clothes in the recycling instead of the trash can.

She’s literally their mother.

Just watched the AJLT finale…

👋🏻 from 🇬🇧 IG CF saw it first 🤭

Does anyone else feel like seeing Bowen and Matt achieve this success if like watching your friends’ dreams come true?

Are you even commuting to work in DC if you don’t get called a f*ggot on the metro platform? ✌🏻😚

Normalize getting your friends Lafufus and naming them the most out of pocket antonyms of the Labubu names. Soy milk ➡️ BREASTMILK Serenity ➡️ TURMOIL