Every gay kid remembers the first time they saw that one scene in the Family Stone

Forgot I had these swim trunks

I fixed it

Look at that stage 🐴 Look at that stage 🐴 Look at that stage 🐴

Been a minute

A bit of a chaotic week I’d say #LetterboxdFriday

Okay who saw Mickey 17 and/or Opus? Id love to hear thoughts and opinions

We will be in LA April 1-8th, looking at apartments and taking meetings for work :) DM us if you have any leads or suggestions for apartments/jobs! Open to everything :) @evmfm.bsky.social

The nip has almost slipped

Sam Rockwell showing up outta nowhere drinking chamomile tea telling us he wants to be what now

Need motivation, send help 😮‍💨

💔

Couple at a coffee shop: *spoilers about Severance S2* Me, a person who is not caught up:

The motivation to workout in February is so hard 😮‍💨

happy Valentine’s Day to this beef cake ❤️❤️❤️ @evmfm.bsky.social

She’s a daddies girl @evmfm.bsky.social

mood today

Imagine a season of The Traitors with these divas 🫦

I’m about to dig my keys into the side of her pretty little souped up four wheel drive 😡😡

I hope this Polaroid finds you well

Went to IKEA today and didn’t argue once @ikeds.bsky.social

“who was flickering the lights? Nosferatu!”

I made a top 11 cause I couldn’t decide, but movies were great this year 🎥🍿

when my bf has a tummy ache

New profile pic ✨

Sunsets and belated birthday to my better half and best friend @ikeds.bsky.social 💛

yall this man gave me the best birthday weekend I could’ve ever asked for. I love you so much @evmfm.bsky.social thank you for an unforgettable start to my next lap around the sun. ❤️❤️❤️

Sup ✨

I can be the right project

Was prepping for #fcf but the towel got stuck

Paul Mescal this Paul Mescal that but why did he make me h-word

I knew ariana was destined for greatness the moment she licked that donut and said she hated america

I stand corrected. The mirror has gotten gayer

Ryan Murphy to Darren Criss: you ready to win another Golden Globe?

cosplaying tourists ❤️ w/ @evanmills.bsky.social

where are my friday night light gays at

oh no the mirror got gayer

we noticed you were a 5’5”-5’7” hairy bottom and we just wanted to say hi 👉🏻👈🏻 @evanmills.bsky.social

I cannot believe this exists on Blu-ray?!?

Nothing will top my 2023 Spotify wrapped

reminder that you are the gay cousin

Present without a bow 🎄

we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand

The gayest mirror you’ve ever seen

Road trip home. Anyone ever been h-word in five different states in the same day?

Anyone wanna watch a movie?

this is me sexting