He like new home

Another day another flex

Someone stole my leftover chilis out of the work fridge

Just and intermediate level individual contributor doing his contributions to the company

So good I had to post about it

Slowly unpacking my clothes by taking them out to wear

Happy back focused pull day to those who celebrate (also why my arm look crazy?)

Just another day sitting and waiting for another team to send me something important so I can do my job.

No face pic

Thoughts on the new bathroom lighting?

Me when someone takes my preferred gym equipment

It is negative 2 degrees at my desk and negative 18 degrees in this bathroom.

Am I old because I was excited about my new place coming with a brand new washer and dryer?

Waffle House for breakfast? Me thinks yes!

I’m trying to figure out how we get them to throat goat to the polls

Ordered chocolate shake as a mid move treat and they gave me a strawberry shake

✨how big are you?✨ 6’ 213 lbs

When are they gonna get Philomena Cunk on drag race? I can see the episode title now: Cunk on Drag Race

If you insist co-star

Guess who got donuts after the gym 🙂‍↕️

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The city of Dallas is considering demolishing city hall and building a new one (although there are no plans to build a new one and their interim plan is to take up space in office space downtown) which I personally think would be a travesty.

Quite right

No one mention my neck tan line

That moment when you admire a muscular man from across the gym too much it triggers your body dysmorphia

I remembered my chain (yes I know my face looks crazy)

Love a big pants tight shirt combo

A rare and satisfying win

Forgot my gold chain. Guess I’m a flop.

As we begin bulking season I would like to notate that I’m already 213 pounds with a peak bulk goal of 215 😅

First 30 degree morning means the gym is empty af 🙂‍↕️

Dad gets ready to Sunday funday

She was queening out this morning

Bittersweet sympathy found dead

Oooo we’re having winter

We’ve reached the part of the pregame where I sit on the couch alone in silence because overstimulated

Guess who has to stay at kickball all day because he’s the director but has no games because the team he was playing forfeited: this guy

Let that sink in

Help I just noticed that the wallpaper in the men’s bathroom at the office is crooked!

May I interest you in office flex?

Liberals who lift

Pokémon goon to the polls

Same bathroom, different mirror

Back and biceps done

Just a man and his trophy

Tis the long sleeve season

Sunday at Woodys sipping on my Aperol spritz people watching 🙂‍↕️

Something about this fall weather makes me want to eat my body weight in dim sum.

You ever pop your neck so good it feels like a full body euphoric sensation?

Roundup stop playing remixes of songs challenge. Just play the og song.