These big arms are really helpful when I review year to date financials

That chocolate whey protein to Celsius to daily greens mixed with apple juice pipeline

Lost 5 pounds on my anti-depressants so now I feel small

Haircut improved my mile split

Haircut reveal at the office

It’s “bring your big arms to work” day

Powered by Prozac

Line up boys

You wanna get pumped?

Pro tip: Skip lunch and then go for a run later in the day to feel extra skinny.

Stepped onto the escalator at work and it make a creaking grinding noise. 🫪

Let the suffering commence

Is he… you know?

Perk of purple party is all the new sights at the gym

Just realized it’s purple party weekend 🫪

Arms felt bigger today than they did yesterday

Big. Meaty. Claws.

New antidepressants are hitting me with that good ole “difficult sleeping” and “loss of appetite” side effect combo.

Got released from work early because severe weather risk. Gotta love that Texas spring weather.

Another day another migraine

The most difficult part of this meeting is not being distracted by the cat taking a nap outside the window

Meetings all day but all I can do is stare at my pretty new watch

Actively dying and it’s not because of a hangover

I have a fashion degree

Rewarding myself for completing ab and cardio day

Okay it’s lowkey a bop

Him loom over

You know what would make Woodys a better bar? If they didn’t do live music.

All the plastic knife dispensers at the office cafe are empty and they have mental health awareness signs on them.

It’s giving Coach Hayden

Just another day of being an office distraction

I know back and bicep day is y’all’s favorite day

The runner and the song he ran to

Is being this beefy an office distraction?

Here have some twink death content

Still thicc

Gym is busy this morning so I’m having to do chest day out of order

A man who doesn’t want to work today

My doctor said I drink too much after I told her I have 3 drinks a week. Like what else am I supposed to do? The only thing to do in Dallas is eat and drink!

Has the Strait of Hormuz tried poppers?

QTP with you and your furry friend(s) 🐶🐱

And on the 4th day, he wore green again.

Big and yet so tired

Trip to the Midwest anyone?

3rd day in a row of wearing something green to the office. What do you think I’ll do tomorrow?

Vocab word of the day

If I ran for office I’d run on a platform of banning trucks from parking in parking garages

May I present arm for consideration?

Free me from this flesh prison

I wonder if @robthefourth.bsky.social will like today’s shade of green