I just want tits that are so big they cause back issues.

A man on the brink of having a breakdown

I need you all to know that my new obsession is Toum. It’s literally garlic, oil, lemon juice and salt blended together.

Grey T-shirt on cardio day

Don’t you hate it when you suddenly become aware of breathing?

We did it Joe

Why don't we just use the queer of Hormuz instead

Top heavy

Sweater polo pic for you know who (you know who you are)

Saw a shirt at the gym that said “let the boys bulk”

Now that’s what I call improvement

Today’s run brought to you by the Apple Music Mayhem Ball set list playlist

Got asked to build a new reporting tool for my team to use and it took me a grand total of 45 minutes to build. Now what am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?

All this muscle just to look at Google Sheets all day

High protein diet

Oh it’s gonna be a good day

Not the Terrific Thumping

LOVE having a hot flash at my desk at work

The brain fog is real this morning

Mandatory pic documenting a meetup with fellow Bluesky member @robthefourth.bsky.social

Being the first to arrive at the bar is fun because you get to sit and sip on a drink along with your thoughts.

Cardi-bros

*me when I see two attractive me working out together* “Do you think they’ve explored each others bodies?”

Him so resigned. No he didn’t get fixed (that’s coming soon). He has an ulcer in his eye 🥺

gay people shouldn’t have to work, we should all get weekly checks just for being so cute

Yeah this is my favorite polo

Can someone please explain why shoulder day gives me the biggest pumps? Like I always feel big, large and I’d even add massive to the adjective list.

Well tonight’s dinner on the diet rotation is boy kibble

Using these big strong arms to push for profitable results

Big meaty claws?

“Are you…?” “Wearing the Perfect Celebrity Mayhem Ball hat to the gym? Yes.”

Fiancé got real housewives playing on the tv and I got the results coming in on my phone

Y’all don’t need to see my face after this run

Repost you in a singlet The singlet I bought to wear in PV and now it’s just chilling in my drawer

I don’t want to be here anymore

When there’s a large group of gays: “The f-a-gs are herding”

Does this “I Voted in Dallas County” sticker make my chest look big?

Foam rolled my back last night and might have done it a little too hard

Big red

Starting a new diet where breakfast consists of 3 whole eggs and the a cup of egg whites and a side of fruit

The awkward wandering around the gym because all the equipment you need is taken

Just weighed in at 220. Does that make me a big man?

Shirtless run weather is back!

Back to driving shareholder value

About last night

The poet and the poem

Thank GOD they have the AC pumping in this arena

Hi mom

The two genders

Already have my outfit for Lady Gaga tonight laid out on the bed