hayden 💪🏼
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a cat dad who participates in bulking season year round 📍dallas, tx instagram: @haydenreaneal
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Am I using memes correctly?
7 months ago
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“You got games on your phone?” “Yeah I do”
about 5 hours ago
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Now why did you bring your newborn to the bar?
about 6 hours ago
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And that’s what it’s all about
about 11 hours ago
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If the first openly gay contestant doesn’t win drag race that proves that RuPaul is a MAGA voting homophobe.
about 11 hours ago
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Help me convince my fiancé to give me a massage
about 19 hours ago
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I opened Facebook (hi old) and literally the first post spoiled drag race.
1 day ago
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Guess who thought it would be cute to knock over the standing mirror at 4:40 am
1 day ago
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Splish splash
2 days ago
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I wonder how good the public transit is in Roku city?
2 days ago
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Tried to convince management to let us work from home today. It did not work.
3 days ago
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I should call him
3 days ago
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Do we think my neck pain is caused by lugging these big arms around or hauling this big ass?
4 days ago
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Did I piss myself during my run or is it sweat? Vote now!
4 days ago
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Shoutout to the gay boys holding hands on the Katy trail enjoying their last day of pride
4 days ago
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To add to the lore of my big butt I would like it to be know that it was bouncing all over the place during my run and it was very distracting.
4 days ago
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Shadow of a man who’s a little 🏳️🌈
4 days ago
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And so it begins
5 days ago
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Sorry I didn’t mean to stare into your conference room while I was walking by. I was observing my huge 🍑 in the reflection of the glass.
5 days ago
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Anyone else think about that song P!nk did for that one episode of spongebob where she sings about scurvy?
5 days ago
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Ahoy matey
5 days ago
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LA Fitness is blasting Rock Lobster this morning and it’s honesty a vibe.
5 days ago
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Dad bod in action
loading . . .
5 days ago
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Can someone please tell my bicep to stop twitching?
5 days ago
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Hi how are ya
6 days ago
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I just know because it’s a short week this is absolutely going to be the longest week ever.
6 days ago
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Spent the evening sipping on a thc beverage and playing roller coaster tycoon 2 🙂↕️
6 days ago
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every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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Gay
10 days ago
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Today’s run was sponsored by Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen
10 days ago
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A man who’s running a meeting later this morning
11 days ago
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The claws? Big and meaty.
11 days ago
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This body? Wumbo.
12 days ago
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Chest was chesting
12 days ago
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Good morning from a man with chronic neck pain attempting to do chest day
12 days ago
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It’s edible and watch a comfort movie night
12 days ago
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The sweat? Dripping.
12 days ago
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“Those are the largest testicles I’ve ever seen on a cat” - a quote from our vet regarding our cat
12 days ago
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“Is that…?” “The Abercrombie x FIFA World Cup Dallas tee? Yeah.”
13 days ago
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Father figure
13 days ago
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That skinny feeling after your first pee of the day
15 days ago
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Now why is the sweat dripping from my crotch onto my legs colder than the rest of the sweat on my body?
16 days ago
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Hope you like salty snacks
16 days ago
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Love reviewing slide decks and discovering several typos an hour and a half before the presentation and having to chat the person who made them to have them corrected.
17 days ago
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The horrors persist… but will I?
17 days ago
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Twas shoulder day
17 days ago
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Time to use a gun on myself (theragun)
17 days ago
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There is nothing more distracting on a run than your tits bouncing all over the place
17 days ago
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Still got it
18 days ago
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20/10 would recommend
18 days ago
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