how our president views his wife each day she gets further from being 14 years old

new Beyonce meme dropped, babes 😵

gimme kith💋

artsy🎨

spd☘️

Number two of the year babyyyyy

jk it defff is @houseofvillains.bsky.social 😈

House of Villains might be my fav show rn??

grays be graying 👔👨🏼‍🦳🤸🏼

also hi 👋 alive just v busy 😵‍💫🙃🏳️

coming out as a 90s heartthrob 💘

I wrote something ✍️❤️‍🩹🤲

I was skeptical of the first lawsuit, which claimed ICE enforcement violated equal sovereignty and the 10A. The state and federal courts can’t eject federal agents. This, however, should prevail. Investigating crimes is the essence of the state police power. The feds shouldn’t be able to usurp that.

It's currently -10° in Minneapolis and they still got thousands of people to march and protest outside. They picked the wrong city.

We're moving on up in Illinois. Proud to be home to a thriving film industry that keeps on growing, Chicago is now ranked #3 in the nation as the best place to live and work as a movie maker.

had an online crush with a guy who barely knows I exist, but thankfully I snapped back to reality when I realized he regularly uses insta notes

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

[this photo was not doctored in any way]

can confirm ✅

this “streak-free” windex is BULLSHIT 🤬

propaganda that bald eagles are being k!lled by clean energy is yet another reminder that I still need to watch Veep 🇺🇸

Saturday vibes 🪣🪜👨🏻‍🎨

happy #fcf!! 🤓

v shocking wrapped results 💖

totally just a casual fan of #thechallenge & amy poehler @freeagents.bsky.social @brianscally.bsky.social @mattliguori.bsky.social

anyway here’s wonderwall🧼

feeling stuffed but not in the fun way🤰🏼😣

mounted my bedroom mirror tho🪞🏇🏿🤸🏼

painting the common areas so my office is a bittt chaotic 🆘🫠 but it’s also kind of a vibe? 😭👾📴

we all agree how 😮‍💨 he is right??

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

if you’re having a bad day just know glen powell did his #SNL bumpers w his dog brisket and they are absolute perfection

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

okay, hear me out… the title of a novel exploring the causes & effects of the str8 male loneliness epidemic: Perpetually Peter Pan

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼

actually have a costume idea this year for a change courtesy of bloomfs 👻

left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽‍♀️📝

I am cat 🐈

sorry I’m so weird what happened was I was born like this and then it continued

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW. While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

Some people just make things up. Other people are experts ⬇️

while it’s haunting to see this happen in the midway area (where I was born and raised), it sparks an unprecedented level of pride to see Chicagoans stand up for one another like this our most important calls to action are in our own streets, and our lawful disobedience can save lives 🙌

love Friday nights in 🙂‍↕️

I can admit when an album’s good, even for artists I don’t like, but anyone who says this showgirl album is anything above mediocre needs to either be mentally evaluated or euthanized xoxo

but srsly, not drinking has been… fine? barely noticeable, other than lower tier bars/restaurants having few NA options no weed, on the other hand, in the year of 2025 in the ‘united’ states… 🪦

jan-mar: sober apr-sep: no alc oct-dec: [loading]🤔