They worked tf outta her! She can barely stand

nighty night 🌙

Attorney: I’m a trial lawyer. I tried the case against Meta and Google in Los Angeles, the first social media addiction case decided by an American jury. The evidence that I saw in that case keeps me up at night.

rock music

hump day or whatev 🐫

Kyle Cook’s follower count right after the reunion filmed 😭😭

decided to keep some of it (for now) 💇‍♀️

hair appt tomorrow and strongly considering going back to short hair 👀

zohran & aoc remind me of the joy of the 2008 obama campaign: displaying off-the-charts charisma and knowing how to utilize the nuances of any particular media forum to create genuine connections

queen shit 👑

went on Grindr for 3mins and plz everyone tell me what the better alternatives are 🙏

how our president views his wife each day she gets further from being 14 years old

new Beyonce meme dropped, babes 😵

gimme kith💋

artsy🎨

spd☘️

Number two of the year babyyyyy

jk it defff is @houseofvillains.bsky.social 😈

House of Villains might be my fav show rn??

grays be graying 👔👨🏼‍🦳🤸🏼

also hi 👋 alive just v busy 😵‍💫🙃🏳️

coming out as a 90s heartthrob 💘

I wrote something ✍️❤️‍🩹🤲

I was skeptical of the first lawsuit, which claimed ICE enforcement violated equal sovereignty and the 10A. The state and federal courts can’t eject federal agents. This, however, should prevail. Investigating crimes is the essence of the state police power. The feds shouldn’t be able to usurp that.

It's currently -10° in Minneapolis and they still got thousands of people to march and protest outside. They picked the wrong city.

We're moving on up in Illinois. Proud to be home to a thriving film industry that keeps on growing, Chicago is now ranked #3 in the nation as the best place to live and work as a movie maker.

had an online crush with a guy who barely knows I exist, but thankfully I snapped back to reality when I realized he regularly uses insta notes

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

[this photo was not doctored in any way]

can confirm ✅

this “streak-free” windex is BULLSHIT 🤬

propaganda that bald eagles are being k!lled by clean energy is yet another reminder that I still need to watch Veep 🇺🇸

Saturday vibes 🪣🪜👨🏻‍🎨

happy #fcf!! 🤓

v shocking wrapped results 💖

totally just a casual fan of #thechallenge & amy poehler @freeagents.bsky.social @brianscally.bsky.social @mattliguori.bsky.social

anyway here’s wonderwall🧼

feeling stuffed but not in the fun way🤰🏼😣

mounted my bedroom mirror tho🪞🏇🏿🤸🏼

painting the common areas so my office is a bittt chaotic 🆘🫠 but it’s also kind of a vibe? 😭👾📴

we all agree how 😮‍💨 he is right??

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

if you’re having a bad day just know glen powell did his #SNL bumpers w his dog brisket and they are absolute perfection

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

okay, hear me out… the title of a novel exploring the causes & effects of the str8 male loneliness epidemic: Perpetually Peter Pan

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼

actually have a costume idea this year for a change courtesy of bloomfs 👻

left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽‍♀️📝