anyway here’s wonderwall🧼

feeling stuffed but not in the fun way🤰🏼😣

mounted my bedroom mirror tho🪞🏇🏿🤸🏼

painting the common areas so my office is a bittt chaotic 🆘🫠 but it’s also kind of a vibe? 😭👾📴

we all agree how 😮‍💨 he is right??

I’ve now seen TWO articles this week about how having a micropenis likely drove two separate men (Golden State Killer and *H!tler*) to kill groups of people, in purported reaches for power they felt they never had 😭😭

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

if you’re having a bad day just know glen powell did his #SNL bumpers w his dog brisket and they are absolute perfection

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

okay, hear me out… the title of a novel exploring the causes & effects of the str8 male loneliness epidemic: Perpetually Peter Pan

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼

actually have a costume idea this year for a change courtesy of bloomfs 👻

left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽‍♀️📝

I am cat 🐈

sorry I’m so weird what happened was I was born like this and then it continued

[some] Swifties are so mentally unwell that they will post incomplete/misleading information while simultaneously turning off comments/reskeets, and walk back to their yawn-inducing lives thinking they *really* did something

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW. While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

Cities with a higher violent crime rate than Chicago: Houston Dallas Lubbock Amarillo San Antonio Corpus Christi

Some people just make things up. Other people are experts ⬇️

while it’s haunting to see this happen in the midway area (where I was born and raised), it sparks an unprecedented level of pride to see Chicagoans stand up for one another like this our most important calls to action are in our own streets, and our lawful disobedience can save lives 🙌

love Friday nights in 🙂‍↕️

Taylor Swift is an embarrassing CUNT for that diss track that’s a response to another artist talking about how they struggle with comparing themselves with others “cause it’s a knife when you’re finally on top, because logically the next step is they wanna see you fall to the bottom”

I can admit when an album’s good, even for artists I don’t like, but anyone who says this showgirl album is anything above mediocre needs to either be mentally evaluated or euthanized xoxo

but srsly, not drinking has been… fine? barely noticeable, other than lower tier bars/restaurants having few NA options no weed, on the other hand, in the year of 2025 in the ‘united’ states… 🪦

jan-mar: sober apr-sep: no alc oct-dec: [loading]🤔

this friendship genuinely sparks joy 🥹🥰

[opinion] Repubs are forcing the gov shutdown (in addition to delaying AZ Rep Grijalva’s swearing in) in hopes that, during that time, the bill can be amended to include favorable language re: the Epstein files prior to Grijalva’s swearing in (expec. Oct 7th) & her decisive vote to release the files

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

hate to admit it, but I’m *fully invested* this mess is GOLD 🎰💰 && she blew up her best chance to get back on a recurring reality show cast? && her LIFE’S PURPOSE (other than #SummerMoon☀️🌙 ofc)?! for talking about production so much in *this book*?! Top tier content right here

started Sheana’s audiobook (for empirical reasons) & in the 1st chapter (post-prologue that teases the new cheating scandal that isn’t new) she comes out as *checks notes* having been bullied in high school for being perceivably white by non-white students?? In a memoir published in the year 2025?!?

an unintentionally accurate read of chicago gays 😭😭

per my last email [post last night]🥲🗯️

🩻🩻🩻 just a friendly reminder that this emoji exists 👋 bc I just rediscovered it and figured it’s a nice alternative to 👻🎃🧙

this is WILD, y’all - & sure, everything has been a lot recently, but this headline especially reads like some modern 1984 shit

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

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this.. is gay culture

CORRUPT JUDGES!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!

Complete with commentary from the expert y’all should know, @evelyndouek.bsky.social. www.npr.org/2025/09/18/n...

Timeline cleanse, featuring the majestic sea flap-flaps (aka mobula rays). They're a migratory animal, moving from one part of the ocean to another in large groups called "fevers". They migrate to follow upwellings that enrich for zooplankton food items & to visit their breeding grounds. (📷:OCR)

reminds me to cancel my Hulu acct & go back to Netflix for gems by @mikeflanaganfilm.com with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social for spo0ky szn 👻🍂😌

[turns on ‘ocean eyes’] 🌊

die hard Swifties’ insanity with Taylor is the liberal version of MAGA’s devotion to a f@scist incel turned podcaster

I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but I feel that a person must be effectively brain-dead if they are SHOCKED that you are upset/hurt that some public figure’s vocalized desire for the death of you/others like you is not a non-negotiable for their continued support of that figure

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

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I’m confused… Are the Left a bunch of tree-hugging wimps? Or are they a bunch of stone-cold killaz?