“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

BIGSTRETCH™️

Our latest episode, discussing LOVE AND WAR, is now live! soundcloud.com/doctorwhotar...

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Finally got a purple windflower in Animal Crossing. I’ve been time traveling and watering like crazy for the last week and it finally happened. 😭😭 Now if only I could get a purple pansy… #acnh #animalcrossing

Got tipped $25 just for doing my job today. Didn’t even do anything extraordinary.

Can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel for my CC debt and my score hit over 800. Now to keep it that way.

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

Our latest episode, discussing the novelization of DIMENSIONS IN TIME (yes, that's a thing, shut up) is now live! (And yes, it's Episode 190, not 189. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey.) soundcloud.com/doctorwhotar...

if you think about it, fishing is the oldest Gacha

I’m never good about keeping up with planners, but at least I have fun decorating mine.

Constantly reminding myself that small bits of progress still count. Completely changing my life habits overnight is impossible.

I hope this year is gonna be better.

This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!

Laura Palmer's Theme

Hope everyone is having a merry Christmas.

Finally letting this out into the world.

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

I need a vacation from reality.

UDO!! They should let them just hang out and talk about the movies for a couple hours, I love it 📽

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

🎶 𝐼𝒻 𝐼'𝓂 𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓅𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒, 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒 🎶

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

I do not bite my thumb at you sir, but I do bite my thumb!

Catching an 11am showing of @realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein because I know how to spend my time on my day off.

It’s always “why are we giving 40 mil ppl food stamps” and never “why are 40 million Americans so poor they need Snap to survive”

Oh I was NOT prepared for Hunter Schafer in Tilda Swinton's Orlando wardrobe today The LEVELS of gender at work here

Love when I bring something for lunch and forget so I buy something from the work market and ONLY after I pay do I remember.

Finding out about a Criterion sale a day late. 😫😫

Saw Tron:Ares tonight. I’m a diehard NIN/Reznor fan so I really wanted to hear the soundtrack in the context of the film. I also love a novelty so I got this light up cup.

doing journalism

David Bowie released 'Heroes' 48 years ago on October 14, 1977 | Discover where it ranks in our readers' poll here: album.ink/DavidBowiePoll

Kiki's Delivery Service

How do I get paid to just sit around and listen to music all day?

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For #TrilobiteTuesday, here’s the aptly named Kayserops megaspina, a Devonian trilobite. First printed in castable resin, then cast in sterling silver and oxidized to yield blue highlights. Sculpted from scratch, no scans. #paleoart #sciart

'Rapture' comes from the Latin 'rapere' meaning "to seize and carry off." 'Raptor' also comes from 'rapere.' We hope neither carries you off today.

Nine Inch Nails released ‘The Fragile’ 26 years ago on September 21, 1999 album.ink/NINTheFragile

Love how I never finished my faves so it’s just Mulholland Drive and Fantasia. And that feels correct.

234/365 Got some good news about a promotion at work so we went out for a celebratory dinner

Got my Platinum on Expedition 33 and now I don’t know if I wanna go back to playing FF16 or Horizon Forbidden West.

he's bitin the heads off the angels now