I miss being in the salon where I could keep my hair cut weekly, color fresh, and eyebrows waxed on the regular for basically free.

Photos and videos popping up in my memories from bear week 2018. FOMO hitting this morning 😩

The only thing saving today is KBBQ later.

My tummy is upset and I don’t know whyyyyyyyyy. Just another Virgo with tummy troubles.

Need to walk in the woods, scream until I go hoarse and then smoke a joint about it.

Vapes give me the ick

Being at the eagle while they play the new Madonna? Happy gay wrath month.

No one speak to me for the next two hours

HAPPY MADONNA RELEASE

Oh this Mercury retrograde is going to be a bitch, isn’t it?

Walking grown adults through literally just entering basic information onto a web page and them acting like it’s the most difficult inconvenient thing they’ve ever done is maddening and hilarious.

“Happy Pride from the dolls” And it’s a photo of 6 of the worst white bears you’ve ever met.

log in and fag out

This is the future Big Oil built for us. Fossil fuel companies knew decades ago that their products would drive increasingly severe and frequent heatwaves, droughts, and wildfires, but lied to protect their own profits at the expense of public health and safety. The public deserves accountability.

I have to meal prep lunches and dinners after work, work out, and read. All before rugby practice. Who has time for this?

Officially got my time off request approved for Australia! No work from August 7-26 👏🏼👏🏼

Left on read after doing you a favor? Dead to me.

Te Quiero by Kiss of Life is so fucking catching. The video is ass but I cannot stop listening to this song

Never waste a Friday night on a first date.

Trinity, my queen.

*insert long string of expletives*

Walking grown men through basic computer literacy is truly hilarious and maddening at the same time.

Welp didn’t get the job because they are “pausing” the interviews for the position whatever that means. Idk what I’m gonna do now so I’m sorry I have to bug people with this again 😞 gofund.me/a8086b3d1

Cross dressing for the fiancés birthday last weekend.

Fighting off the depression with Girl’s Generation and idk if it’s working but “Into The New World” is getting me through this shift

Fyi for those close to areas planned to have data centers. Keep seeing bamboo as a reccomendation too. #fuckai #fuckdatacenters #teehee #endangeredspecies #endangeredplants

Fiancé and I are driving to dinner before we put our dresses on and go to the eagle, Madonna on in the car, and then we pass Angelyne in her pink corvette. A blessed pride weekend.

I wish I could tell people on Instagram to get fucked but they keep telling me to edit my comment and that goes against my beliefs.

Die transphobe!!

Just a reminder that the US Woman’s team has won the World Cup four times already.

I’ve started Hell’s Paradise and I’m fucking with it.

None of you told me Victoria Pedretti was in Something Very Bad is Going to Happen.

Just used our steam mop for the first time on our bathroom floor. Huge fan. Worked wonders.

Making me go through three half days of training only to be told “You’ll learn on the phone lines” and then have to fumble around a new system while taking a new line of calls is so fucking stupid.

Sometimes I remember that my love Ignis is blind now and get sad.

I’m like 4 tiktoks away from reading Tyra Banks’ Modelland

Stepping out of my reply era because it’s summer we are going to be outsiiiiide

A RED VELVET COMEBACK WITH ALL FIVE MEMBERS IN AUGUST. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

I need the next man to hit on me at the bar to ask if he can pull me for a chat.

Giving Hercules, a man with a juicy ass and rack, a pose with a bevel to show off his slutty little waist too? Thank you so much for this.

Christine Baranski and Robin Williams were such a great duo we did not get enough of.

I was born with the I Love Tinashe gene

At grand central market for dinner and the amount of soccer trade here is *chef’s kiss*

There are few things that feel better than a pedicure.

Hey everyone!! My rugby team is doing a pre order merch drop for our Bingham Cup. Here’s a sampling of merch: rebellionrugbydrops.square.site/s/order

Okay so I need one of the boys to kiss Gabriel on Love Island. Expeditiously.

I miss going to Saugatuck!! 😩😩😩