THREE SEPARATE MEN TOLD ME I HAD THE SOFTEST, GREAT LIPS AND WAS A PHENOMENAL KISSER. Yes, you should be taking notes from me. Yes your dry crusty lips are bringing down your kissing game. Fix it.

Crushed my 1:1 with my manager today so everyone can get fucked.

I’ve started lifting arms again since I’m finally feeling good enough to hurt my body on purpose again, and it’s been forever since I’ve felt this burn in my shoulders. Feels good. Ready to build the show muscles up for Australia.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live. Kylie Minogue Rina Sawayama Lorde MUNA The Aces Baby Tate Tinashe Kim Petras La Roux Lykke Li

Crying about Kylie Minogue.

I’m going to get so stoned after work today that I forget my own name

“Gamma who? One word. Bitches.”

People are fucking stupid.

If I ever hear a straight person say gooning out loud in my presence I’m going to combust.

Every now and then, I think about Garth Brooks not being available on streaming and get a little sad that my mix cd with nothing but my favorite Garth Brooks songs never survived the move to LA.

In our MTG journey, I am learning that I really like Edge of Eternities.

Feeling like your gay Mediterranean uncle

Lunch at a cafe with the fiancé. Sat on the patio drinking Lambrusco. Love music from an older couple. What a lovely fucking day.

After a harrowing journey, we are seated for Lorde and I’m ready to dance and cryyyy.

Got my first commander to build. <3

Need a cigarette has been how I’ve felt every day for the last 1.5 years tbh

Need to go back to Madrid.

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WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING MY BOY SHIRYŪ GO BLIND?!

Will do salacious things for the Vivi Orinitier red and blue commander card.

And fuck Spencer Pratt

Some of you have fucked up opinions on retail and customer service employees while they are literally just trying to survive. They have rules to follow so they can keep getting paid so they can live! They are literally employed to do the job the way it is written. Have empathy for other people!

You’re woofing at him on Bluesky, I’m bullying him on the rugby pitch. We are not the same.

Boycott the Eurovision Song Contest. #eurovision #esc #boycotteurovision

I’m being very brave eating the rest of this salad even though the last two bites have tasted like DIRT AND MY. RAIN HAS DECLARED IT UNSAFE.

We cleaned out our guest room and reorganized it. It feels like an entirely new space without the clutter and actual functional organization. I live for this shit.

We spent $80 on honey at the rem faire yesterday but it’s all so fucking lit.

Home from ren faire, showered, Poké eaten, edible kicked in. Lorwyn Eclipsed draft box night with the fiancé. Successful Saturday.

Morphine Love Dion. Whatta woman.

So many hot he/theys at MUNA last night. So many hot he/theys at the ren faire today.

MUNA album release show was lit. The greatest band in the world.

I’ve been rewatching Saint Seiya and I forgot how much I love old school Shonen.

The way I could curl up and nap at my desk rn

Just found the girl who the “justgirlythings” blog on tumblr is a queer woman!! This is very important to me rn.

Sabrina Carpenter is collecting pop icon collabs like infinity stones. Need to see her with Cher.

Highly suggest throwing an engagement party two years after the fact.

Gina Gershon being a guest judge on the new all stars season is truly so important to me. Like, my original mother.

motherquake of biblical proportions

My skin is clearing up, my nose isn’t running anymore, my mouth is almost 100% back to normal. I’m sleeping normally again. Thank god. I was going crazy for a bit there.

Do you ever feel pussy pussy cunt cunt?

This morning was so fucked but I need up knocking a bunch of things off my to do list for the week and made a cheese tortellini with spinach and tossed it in a creamy lemon sauce so like today has made itself neutral

How is this morning so annoying already.

Zohran Mamdani saying he’s been listening to Kim Petras. HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

I built a mono white angel themed deck tonight and I’m v excited to use her.

Just spent twenty minutes explaining to a woman that she’s trying to commit insurance fraud so this is shaping up to be a fun morning.

I’m rewatching Saint Seiya and I forgot just how much of it is Greece vs Japan. Lol

The H looks like an R but this is cute.

This new all stars season is a mix of queens I’m SO excited to see back and queens I’m so tired of seeing back.