You can’t date one of my nemesis and expect me to continue flirting with you.

I’ve almost finished my second book this month and I just started reading it this afternoon. I have no idea what pacing is when it comes to reading.

So sorry for the lengthy Instagram story queue, babe. The high fantasy memes on IG are the only thing tickling my dopamine receptors.

Nobody will ever make me hate Center Stage.

Today I learned that there are two sets of brothers on the US men’s Olympic hockey team. One of the sets are evil and the other set has a brother that is haunted by a deceased Victorian child and it tells him sad secrets. This is amazing.

Today I had a passion fruit shandy and I will be thinking about it until the day I die

Headed to the Selena exhibit and I did not get up early enough for breakfast so let’s see how long it takes for my body to revolt.

The second skin they put on my tattoo feels wild.

Ellis Genge is so tan and so hot.

Amber Glenn posting that thirst trap from the Olympics on tiktok for her little bottom girls is diabolical. Absolutely bloodline endingly devilish.

Gorgeous, gorgeous girls!! Drop Dead Gorgeous is streaming on Tubi. I repeat, Drop Dead Gorgeous is streaming on Tubi.

Mike and I are celebrating VD today because we were supposed to have a rugby game tomorrow. We got stoned, went to the Korea Town Plaza and just visited almost every spot in the food court and hitting H mart for snacks. Now we’re gonna go home and watch traitors and chat, I’m so excited.

I NEEEED my hair to grow faster so I can get a real haircut. I’m so tired of looking like a fuzzy q tip

New tattoo just dropped.

Read my book for book club in less tha 24 hours and I cried at the end. I highly recommend Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas. Especially you love witchy, latinx, queer stories.

CALL YOUR TRIAD ITS TIME YOU HAD THE TALK

I think I have to start being more selfish.

Gotta go to the library after work and hope they still have the anniversary card available.

At the eagle for the Super Bowl and there is a man here in a full football kit. Pads and all. I know that shit smells wild.

Introduce yourself with 5 songs Losing You - Solange Save Room For Us - Tinashe Fight Club - Lights Untouched - The Veronica’s Say You’ll Be There - The Spice Girls

I love my gay little rugby babies so much. They played so well today.

Ellis Genge you absolute unit. Marry me.

I got to kiss two cute boys at the bar! Yay!

New jewelry I ordered months ago came in and it’s v cute and I’m feeling v cunty about having matching jewelry again.

Finally getting a tattoo on Friday the 13th and I cannot wait.

New chapters of Magilumiere!! Let’s gooooooooo

being a chainsaw man reader is exhausting

One of my favorite parts of the Olympics is all of the athletes from different countries showing off all the gear they get for the games.

My high school football coaches’ son just showed up on my FYP on Instagram and it feels really wild that the fyp got that close to home.

Salma Hayek really was the hottest woman in America in “From Dusk Til Dawn”

I love going to my gay little bar when they’re having a gay little book fair and then going to my gay little book club with my gay little friends.

One of my crushes gave me the ick so severely I deleted his number.

‘✈️🇲🇽’ in the profile, but no ‘fuck ICE’? 🤔

Can’t stop singing “As Long As You Love Me” by The Backstreet Boys today.

Our complex’s washers AND dryers have gone up to 2.25 per load. I hate it here

I think what turns me off most about every muscle fuck adopting some variation of “beef/beefy” is that they aren’t committing enough. You’re a cow bitch. Commit to the bit. Get the cow print. Pierce that septum. Get a tag in your ear and roam the pasture. That and the pretending it’s not GMO beef

I really wanna get a Friday the 13th tattoo this year.

Ali Larter deserves more awards.

Sminty Drop, Melinda Verga, and Kate Butch back on my tv. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

BRB entering a years long situationship culminating in us getting caught by my dad at the cottage w @pinchejulio.dad

I just had some of the best pizza I’ve had in a long time. I’m so full. I need a joint and a nap.

God knew not to give me the patience to grow out my hair to my shoulders because if he had, you bitches couldn’t take me. I’d have the best hair you’ve ever seen.

Maki Zenin the absolute woman you are!

EOWYN WAS NEVER IN LOVE WITH ARAGORN. SHE SIMPLY WANTED TO BE HIM. SHE JUST COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE TWO FEELINGS.

When I was in college there was a semester where I took an 8am yoga class and honestly I miss that. I need to start a workout routine that takes place in the morning.

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

Crying because I just saw a video of this girl showing her moms who are in their 70’s Heated Rivalry and one of them is crying. Queer elders getting to see queer joy celebrated in media is so important.

V excited to be in SF this weekend.

Probably telling my players that I wanna see them run people over.

One of my players dubbed me as a “dragon fairy type” yesterday and I’m not mad at it