I think the only resolution I have is to start getting my nails done professionally.

you know who doesn't have this problem? human taxi drivers. waymo doesn't fix any problems, it only creates new ones. but it allows capitalists to further consolidate wealth. may the company crash and burn 🙏

Holy shit work is so fucking annoying today. Why is everyone so fucking stupid?

Three days of work, NYD off, then back in Friday. Need to get a fake gay job where everyone just wonders if I actually do work.

I watched all three extended editions of LOTR today and let me tell you, it never gets old.

Can we just elect Bosco as supreme deity of the US?

This Percy Jackson show fucks. I’m glad it got a season two.

Scott Hunter you absolute king.

Having to work today after sleeping horrendously is criminal.

Merry Dickmas. w/ @bravodelta9.bsky.social 🎅🏻

Miz Cracker’s makeover episode is really one of the greatest moments on drag race ever.

Luca Guadagnino, we need you to cast Connor Storrie in your next project and protect him from Ryan Murphy.

Kate Beckinsale on drag race is so pussy. Like, has guest judge ever looked better?

So many people talk about wanting to be “moved” or to “feel something” when consuming media. Movies, tv, music, art, etc. Often I’ve found people mean some deep feeling or some kind of sadness and anger. What about joy? Why can’t the media you consume move you to feel joy and that be enough?

Happy Winter Solstice!

Getting stoned for Hanukkah and getting to fan girl about the gay hockey show really made it bearable.

@arcbreak.bsky.social happy birthday baby gorgeous!!

SCOTT HUNTER YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. YOU BETTER KISS THAT ANGEL OF A MAN ON THE ICE.

Truly just need a fucking break. Like, if I could just hit pause on existing that’d be LOVELY

V happy to be home. I will be wearing nothing but elastic waistbands and this comfy ass hoodie all week.

Fighting for my life at drag brunch post rugby tournament.

These gay little rugby weekends have truly become some of my favorite things to look forward to. Like, truly what’s keeping me going.

An hour til I get into Palm Springs and I’m like a raccoon in a cage that’s too small just fighting to get out. GET ME TO THE GAY PEOPLE.

Straight driver: “You look like you play rugby” Me, wearing my rugby shirt: “Yeah. I get that a lot.”

What a fucking week

I need friends who are handy with a pair of clippers to live closer to me

The way I’m gonna get so fucking high after work today. I cannot wait for this weekend.

“I feel like you’re frustrated with me for no reason I’ve done nothing wrong” MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT YELL AT ME FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES. YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME AND YOU MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF 4 TIMES. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

Pythia is so hot.

*excited squealing* SCOTT HUNTER!!!!

Forever wishing I could host a teams meeting at work where I just tell every single person how stupid they are a point to exactly where they keep fucking up their jobs.

Really wishing I could call out of work and go back to sleep

“You didn’t know I was into you?” YOU DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME AT ALL ANYWHERE. HOW IN THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!

Hello, I am vehemently gay.

Edible is hitting. Seated for the Alaska Christmas Show.

I got a new body scrub from LUSH over the long weekend and chat, it fucks.

At the dive bar where they play a lot of sad country and classic rock and completely taking over the jukebox with gay pop.

These turkeys make me wanna vogue.

There were 100mg weed beverages at the dispo and I was so tempted to get one and just be so high off my ass for two days. Instead I opted for one of the 10mg tall boys from CANN.

Today has been very reassuring in my choice to never have kids.

I promise none of this is a metaphor. I just want you to cum inside.

I am drenched in Versace Dylan Blue. I look cute as fuck. Let’s go to happy hour.

I need to punch my supervisors in the head. What do you mean I need to follow comms guide for a scenario that is NOT IN THE COMMS GUIDE?!?! I wouldn’t have asked for assistance if I could just find the answers myself!

Finding out Da’vine Joy Randolph went to Interlochen is blowing my mind.

The salad kit I bought for lunch this week is bad and it’s truly so upsetting.

Josh Hutcherson being cast in “I love LA” is truly one of the best things to happen to me this year.

No because his voice is so deep and he has that east coast Italian thing and I just

Seeing Biqtch Pudding perform slayyywr and then fallout boy in cunty peg bundy drag is so cunt.

I wish I could fistfight my coworkers who wanna play dumb and lie.