Last night I moved a couch to the guest room and started decorating for Christmas. All lights on the tree. (I’ll add ornaments later.) The star is a holiday disco ball!

What if for my next writing project I listen to and write about every album that won the Grammy Award for Album of the Year? I will revisit some stellar classics like Rumours & Tapestry, the Stevie Wonder trio that dominated the 70s as well as soundtracks, live albums and much more.

Will you follow me and be our friend? My name is Westley. I'm a one year old lakeland terrier. Please follow us and repost.🫶🐾🐶🍁🍂 #dogsofbsky #dogs #dogsofbluesky

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

According to Allura and Co. that left tit is the property of RAYE. She will send someone to collect it after the next Tiddy Tuesday/Thursday.

Quote with a 10/10 album

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

My Halloween costume last week. I’m not ready to put away the suit yet. #zohran #mamdani

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Because he is perfect. No notes. Where is his Honorary Oscar?

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers." 🤖✨

TRANS LIVES MATTER!!! 🏳‍⚧️🌈🏳‍⚧️🌈🖖❤️💪🔥🎉✨💜💙💟🙌👏🏽🏳‍⚧️🔪🌟

It’s Monday morning again 🥲

I hate gay Halloween like what the fuck do you mean you’re the off-beat staircase dancer from the first 30 seconds of Chicago icon Jan Terri’s 1994 music video Get Down Goblin

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

It was simpler times back then. #cubs #chicago #monday

This brought me joy—had to share: Chicago fire dept chases ICE away

So, Tom Homan can straight accept a bag of $50K in cash from the FBI in a sting operation, have the investigation dismissed by this corrupt Justice Department, but all of Trump's critics somehow face indictments? Cool, cool. Cool. A desperate, weak Administration overplaying its hand.

My review of Taylor’s new album is that when Beyoncé turned 35 she made LEMONADE.

You're telling me Josh Safdie made a movie about a ping-pong champion and somehow failed to call it "One Paddle After Another"?

Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror." ( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums  — theonion.com/nobel-prize-...

#fucktrump #fuckice

I believe in the conspiracy theory that we d**d 5 years ago and are now in hell.

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I don't know how to navigate life in a country where I can't honestly say things will get better. Where it feels fake to tell a friend that everything will be okay. I'm just going to stay honest, show care, and do what I can to keep a spark of hope alive. Hugs, friends.

Mothers

Please know that Katherine LaNasa has been married to: - Dennis Hopper - French Stewart - Grant Show Girl has range.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

This Emmy Awards show is so cringe. I had to fast forward Jennifer Coolidge’s loooooooong rambling. (I’m glad Jean Smart won again.) And the money for Boys & Girls Club? Cut the long ass host and category intros and give that time to the winners. #emmys

I would like these two to win Emmys tonight. #shrinking #emmys #jessicawilliams #michaelurie

This category might end gay friendships tonight 😭

At least tomorrow is #FCF

25 years ago today, 2000 vmas.

Cue Sunny afternoon by The Kinks #begylebrewing #chicago

I need someone to create a montage of Kathleen Turner slapping people. Thanks Internet! #kathleenturner #serialmom #waroftheroses #theroses

The most impressive thing about this campaign is how *creative* they are. They’re trying new stuff! Multiple times during the last few months I’ve thought “wow, I’ve never seen a campaign do that.” Much more of that needed everywhere.

Here, fixed it.

The minimum amount of caffeine and sugar needed to fuel this body on a Friday morning. #cafe #coffee

Every office should have nap time

Target's CEO is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer as sales continue to plunge

We, as gay people, get to kiss our friends 💋

#TBT to my days as a clean shaven DJ at Radio DePaul while attending @depauluniversity.bsky.social #DJ #college